Big Brother 9 Live Feeds, February 13th, Part Two – Hamster Swap and Sex in the Bathroom

Part one of February 13th’s feeds is right here.

After a decidedly dull beginning to the day in the BB house, things didn’t really pick up until much later in the evening.

Jen and Ryan have a couple of little spats, because Jen thinks that Ryan should roll over and give up so she can stay in the house. She accuses him of campaigning against her, and says that she can’t trust him any longer. She even shouts out to everyone else that she doesn’t want them to put her up – she’ll vote Ryan out because she can’t play the game with him there. So much for the whole “we’ll get to the end together and no one will ever guess our secret” thing.

Ah, now everything is clear. Jen has wanted to be on BB for sooooo loooong. She applied many times, was on the short list last year, and then got the call for this season. Ryan didn’t even apply, he was just a bring-along. Like Jen’s shoes and toothbrush. So obviously she has to stay, even though she has zero personality. Even though Allison is much more entertaining and will end up suffering collateral damage from the whole situation.

I have a solution for this – a whole new twist. Boot out all of these hamsters, let us watch the guinea pigs for a day or two to cleanse our minds, and then bring in an entirely new group. How’s that BB?

Lots of trivia seems to indicate that the nomination ceremony is finally going down. But why do these things take so damn long? Do the HoH’s have trouble reading the teleprompter on the TV screen? Did Amanda flip her hair with a little too much oomph and get it jammed in the key box?

When we finally return, it seems that the nominees are Parker/Jen and Ryan/Alison. Surprise surprise. Alex assures Parker that he has his back and wants R/A out. There’s much talk of having to win the veto, as usual. So what do hamsters do when the tension is high? They play charades, of course.

Jen and Ryan have kissed and made up. Warning: grossness ahead. Serious, serious grossness. Or grossosity. Or grossery. However you want to phrase it, disgusting sentence forthcoming. You’ve been warned. Jen complains that her tampon is falling out, so Ryan offers to push it back in for her – which he does. I know. I’m sorry. But just like seasons past, if I have to watch it, you have to read it.
James, who I’ve been waiting to accurately call “Crazy James” but haven’t yet had the opportunity, tells Chelsia that there isn’t a single person in the house that he’d hang out with outside of the show. I’m not sure if that includes her or not, but James just went up a few pegs on my admiration scale.

Amanda tells Sheila that, if one of the nominated couples wins the veto, she and Alex will have to put Sheila and Adam on the block. Sheila doesn’t seem to really care much. Then Amanda tries to convince her that they should get Alison out of the house this week, and now Sheila is non-committal and quiet. Way to go Amanda, show your hand to Alison’s best friend in the house. Where did these people learn strategy? From Amber?

More trivia, for at least 45 minutes. What could this be? Food comp? Dispensing of meds? When we come back, Joshuah looks like he’s about to cry and says that he really liked Neil. What happened? Did Neil go batshit crazy and threaten them with the plastic knives?

Hold the phone. Sharon is in the house. Remember Sharon, one of the people we never got to see on the feeds ’cause she was evicted so quickly? From what I can gather from a sobbing Joshuah and the others, Neil left the game because of a family issue, and Sharon was brought back in. This means that Sharon was sequestered. And why does BB ever sequester early boots? That’s right – to bring people back into the game. I see another twist on the horizon.

Joshuah spends the next … well, the rest of the evening really, in tears. He never got to say goodbye to Neil, and now he feels alone in the house. Apparently the two of them kissed last night, and now poor Josh is heartbroken that the person he’s known for less than a week is suddenly out of his life. Sigh. He sets about the task of packing up Neil’s things, as the other hamsters file in to give him their condolences.

Sharon gets filled in on what she missed. She is royally pissed off for two reasons. First, she told Jen about her situation with Jacob, but Jen never returned the favour and didn’t tell her about Ryan. Second, she feels that she and Jacob were “backdoored” and she doesn’t like it. Sharon, honey, the backdoor method of eviction depends on two nominations, the power of veto, and the use of said veto. You? Were unceremoniously booted by the “power couple.”

Alison is upset and teary as well, but it’s not because Neil’s gone. It’s because she’s very emotional that something could happen in her family as well, and she wouldn’t know about it. She wrings every last drop of attention she can out of this hypothetical situation.

Sharon makes the rounds, getting the scoop and just basically being angry. Man, that woman can talk! And swear! She’s even sticking up for Jacob, saying that she’s back in the game to play for herself and for him because he didn’t deserve to get screwed over by Jen. It was all Jen’s fault, of course, because Sharon has decided that Parker is her ally now and she’s hanging all over him. Amanda is too. Weird.

No matter which feed I go to, I can hear Joshuah crying and Sharon talking. That’s really what most of the rest of the evening is made up of. Throw in some tears from Alison too, and that’s pretty much it. Sharon says that she can sleep alone in the house, but apparently she and Joshuah are actually playing as a pair because they decide together that they’re playing for themselves and for their partners who are no longer in the game. Aw.

Sharon hangs on Parker some more, complaining that Jen has messed up everyone’s game and they need to get rid of her. Sharon is sure that the partners thing isn’t going to last the whole game, so Parker has to stick around so they can get rid of Jen together.

The hamsters sit down for dinner at 10:30pm. They’re eating some kind of meatloaf or something that looks undercooked, rice, veggies, and mac & cheese. I hate to bring this up, but boy do I miss watching Dick cooking. Everyone gathers around the table, and a few minutes later Joshuah is crying so hard that he has to leave. He escapes to the spa room, and Chelsia goes in to join him.

Sharon and Joshuah end up, separately, complaining to other hamsters that they don’t trust each other. So, are there any couples left who actually like each other? Matt’s complained about Natalie, Alex has decided Amanda isn’t his type, James hates everyone … nope, the soul mate twist is officially a dud.

The rest of the evening is just more of the same. That is until Jen and Ryan go off to the bathroom to have sex. We get flames, but the audio is running. Check it out right here – sounds like Jen got the short end of the stick (pun intended). She’s pretty sure that the cameras didn’t pick any of it up, because the kind camera folks would want to give them privacy. This is the same chick who has wanted to be on BB for sooooo looooong. She should know better.

And, without any fanfare, hamsters are getting ready for bed and going off to sleep. I can still hear Sharon talking though. And I probably will all night long. In my sleep.

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Sex in the BB House

Maybe this is why they put Jen and Ryan in the house together - guaranteed sex action. The clip is audio-only, but Jen and Ryan are in the bathroom. The voice at the end belongs to Parker.

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00_Va_Qwx5U

Thanks to LauraBelle for finding this and posting it in the forums!

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BB9 - One Out, One In

I have no idea what’s going on at the moment, but after about an hour of trivia, we return to find Neil gone and Sharon back in the house. Sharon mentioned that she gets to sleep alone, so I guess she and Joshuah are playing solo now? Joshuah is upset because he liked Neil and didn’t get to say goodbye.

Update: It sounds like Neil was called to the DR and left from there because of a personal matter outside the house. But Sharon must have been close by, and sequestered, to be able to come back in. If they’re sequestering the evicted hamsters, that means we might see more evictees returning to the game.

Big Brother 9 Live Feeds, February 13th – Just Another Pig In the Poke

Big Brother’s on again? It hardly seems like a year has passed since Evel Dick won. Oh wait, it hasn’t been a year? Thank God, thought I was losing it. It seems BB is giving us a late Christmas gift with an extra edition of BB this year.It’s morning time, and we need to check in with the new hamsters and see who will be the early riser every day. First one up today is Sheila, and I’ve got money on the fact that with her age, and the fact she’s the mother of a teenager, she’ll be the first up every day. She sits around looking totally thrilled to be there, takes a shower, eats breakfast, and does the dishes. She’s a thrilling one to watch already! Amanda and Alex are looking quite cozy together in the HoH bed, and Ryan is still sleeping, snoring his head off, and at this point, Allison is still being nice to him about it. Wait until they’re together about … oh, 19 years or so. Then the kicking starts. Right, Hon?

BB announces to the HGs that it’s time for them to get up for the day, and everyone scatters, getting up. It’ll be a few weeks before they start flipping BB off and coming up with smart comments, and otherwise ignoring BB. Now that their secret’s out of the bag, Jen and Ryan can lay around together and chit chat.

I can’t for the life of me figure out why if Amanda considers herself the heaviest girl there, she insists on wearing that skin tight see through outfit. It’s like Jen’s unitard from last year. That same type of hideous.

Everyone gets put on a lockdown, and they wonder what it’s for, mentioning they haven’t even made HOH nominations yet. It’s thought that perhaps something is being built outside. Jen has to run to the DR, as it seems she broke her microphone. While talking Real World and Flavor of Love, James admits to turning on Telemundo and jacking off, because of the size of the host’s breasts. Well, that’s an odd thing to admit to. And why Telemundo? She can’t be the only person on TV with large breasts. He must really love Natalie. Back with a new microphone, now Jen can’t figure out how to work the coffee pot. Is this Amber?

Natalie worked at Starbucks for while, but now that she is a bikini barista, she won’t go near the place. She wants to open up her own chain where the servers wear mermaid bikinis. Scratch the earlier comment. If she’d put on sweats, I’d think maybe she was Amber. Alex is asked if when he and Amanda took a bath together, if they were naked, but he claims she didn’t want to.

Random chatter: Speaking of last year, Chelsia was in the final 20 for HGs last season and thinks they would have had an enemy for her, as they called her about it. Parker says, “Have you seen Laura? Have you seen Laura?” If you’re looking for me, Parker, I’m right here! James asks how to make sunny side up eggs, as he wants to make Chelsia breakfast in bed. Well, that’s sweet!

Matt is really weirded out with Natalie. He just wants to be friends, but it’s becoming more and more clear to him that she wants much more. She even wants him to travel to “The Beaver State” to visit her. Why does she insist on repeating that over and over? He’s turned off by her, he says, as he doesn’t like fake boobs. Great job, BB, with that matchup! Matt is worried that if he keeps putting her off, that she’ll throw comps just to get back at him.

Sheila wants to get together with Alex, and it’s not only Adam she don’t like, but Matt as well. Amanda says she doesn’t like Alex too much and says he hasn’t really tried anything with her yet. So what was all that spooning going on last night? And what do you call him asking her to take a bath with him naked? That wasn’t trying to get with her? I don’t know why, but sitting with the guys, Chelsia utters, “Your prostate is what?”

A stunning admission, Sheila admits she dropped out of school in the 8th grade to pursue acting and modeling. What the … who lets their kid drop out of school before high school even, to pursue entertainment? She wants to go back some day. If they make a movie of her life, though, she wants Lindsay Lohan to play her. Apropos? She sent pictures to Hugh Hefner and he never got them, but Bob Guccione did. He hired her right away and brought her to New York when she was 18. She claims she never knew it would be modeling nude. She didn’t tell her mom, but her mom ended up seeing her in Penthouse anyway. As far as acting, she’s done a few movies and Letterman. Well, not done Letterman, but … well maybe. She was one of the “Pigs in the Poke” on European Vacation. Well, that brings forth images.

This leads Natalie to say her family found out she was a stripper because her uncle saw her leaving the parking lot of the strip club. The other strippers made fun of her because she didn’t drink at all, and she’d be doing homework in the back of the club. She also points out she never did cocaine. They all realize there are a lot of April birthdays in the house.

A notice goes up on the screen that the nominations are today, and Amanda mentions that they moved into the house last Thursday, with Sheila and Jacob being evicted very late on Saturday night. Well, they hardly had a chance to even unpack! After finishing with Parker’s hair, Amanda moves on to telling the others about her road rage story from when she was on her way to the “BB finals,” so she must mean the audition finals? She was in front of an animal shelter, and traffic cops were stopping the cars to let animals across, but someone leaned on his horn at her for stopping, then came up aside her, sideswiped her new 300Z, and then hit it with a baseball bat. Wow. That’s a little frightening. She thought the guy was a skinhead and on drugs. Generalize much?

Talking about anger, Matt and Parker discuss what to do about if they go up on the block against each other, and also disuse the fight with Jacob before he left. There’s some weird comparison about mashed potatoes and broccoli, but I have no idea what they’re talking about. Meanwhile, Jen is telling the other girls she thinks she’ll have to vote out Matt to gain their trust. Right. Like that’s going to happen. Anyone that believes that wasn’t paying attention to Dick and Danielle last summer.

Hopefully the nominations will happen soon. Not that it would be a big shocker to any of us, as it looks like it will be Jen and Ryan and their respective mates. I’d hate to see them leave, though, so I’m hoping one of them gets power of veto. It will be interesting to see how that plays out with couples.

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