Today is Voting Day (Spoilers)

So today was voting day in the BB house, with the votes being recorded for the live show tomorrow. Sheila came rushing out of the DR in tears …

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But later said she was faking it to make Jen and Parker think they were staying.

So it looks like the votes are:

Matt/Natalie: Allison/Ryan
Sharon/Joshuah: Jen/Parker
Chelsia/James: Jen/Parker
Sheila/Adam: Jen/Parker

And now we wait to see what Jen and Parker’s reactions will be tomorrow night. Unless these people aren’t any better at keeping secrets than Jen and Ryan are.

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Big Brother 9 Live Feeds, February 18th, Part Two – No Soup for You!

Sharon and Joshuah are outside at the hot tub, trying to figure out how to do damage control from the night before. Sharon thinks that it’s important that they appear “stable.” Please. The other hamsters wouldn’t recognize stability if it popped up out of the guinea pig cage and smacked them upside their heads.

It’s an outdoor lockdown, so now we have four people playing pool, a bunch around the hot tub, and others scattered around the yard. And, ten minutes later, the lockdown is over. Nothing to see here, folks.

Looks like BB gave them a scale. This is great fun, apparently, as they all go in to weigh themselves. Natalie is surprised to see that she weighs 116, and then claims that her “boobies” weigh a lot. There are too many comments I could make here, so I’ll just keep going.

Jen is complaining again about the rash she has. She’s still wondering if she should go see the BB doctor. Fer cryin’ out loud woman, quit trying to get attention and just go!

Allison and Chelsia are in the sauna doing a little Jen-bashing. I’m down for that. Suddenly, in my mind, the feeds go, “screeeeeech!” as Chelsia says that she just wants “a good person” to win the game. I’m waiting for Jameka and Amber to pop out from somewhere and start cackling, followed by The Friendship. Chelsia, honey, give your head a shake. “Good” person? Look around you. What are the odds?

Moving on.

Chelsia and James put their bathing suits on, and as Chelsia walks through the house she runs into Sheila and Allison. These two start talking about how they’ve been together for ten years but don’t share finances or anything. Er, are they still keeping up the lesbian charade? I thought that was just a gag? I must have missed something somewhere.

Amanda is in the kitchen bragging to Alex that she got her hair dye because she threatened to walk. She adds that “they” usually give the HoH anything they want anyway. Is that so? I’d like to ask some former hamsters what they think of this little nugget of insight. Alex decides that he wants to dye his hair blonde, so he’s going to go ask for the dye. I can see it now. Hair dye for everyone, or they all walk!

Parker is telling someone that he never watches CBS because it’s for “old people.” That’s right. The network that all of these people are currently being aired on is for us old farts. Can someone please put a couple of people with brains AND personality in the house?

Jen starts yapping to Amanda that she and Ryan are going to sleep in the same bed until one of them is evicted on Wednesday night, because there’s nothing BB can do about it. There’s something about rules and people named “Jen” that just don’t seem to go together on this show. Oh, and she’s going to make dinner just for the two of them, no one else can have any. Neener neener. How old is this chick? Twelve?

Oh, I see. Her rash is spreading. It’s on her chest now, and her neck. Apparently she asked to see the doctor and was told that there wasn’t one on hand, but they’d call someone for her. Hope the rash isn’t contagious, because that would really mess with Parker. Can you imagine if he had that to complain about too?

Speaking of Parker, Allison is telling Chelsia that Parker put his hands around Adam’s neck and made him promise not to vote him out this week. Chelsia is horrified. Parker, at the moment, is walking around telling people that if he’s evicted, they’d better all hope that he doesn’t come back because the people who vote against him “will pay.” He then goes and whispers to Natalie that he needs her to follow Allison around and find out what she’s doing to campaign for herself and Ryan.

Jen is in the kitchen making chicken soup for her and Ryan. From scratch – good girl. She says that the smell of garlic turns her on, and if Ryan were to rub it all over his dick she would eat it off. His dick, not the garlic. This girl is clearly disturbed.

Natalie, Sheila, and Allison try to figure out why Alex and Amanda have had HoH for so long. Someone call Mensa, they’re missing some members. Natalie thinks that, once it gets down to the final four couples, they’ll split up and play the game for themselves. Personally I think that, after the next few evictions, America will get to vote one person from each eliminated couple back into the house. I’m usually wrong about these things though.

Sharon and Matt are spooning and napping together. I wouldn’t bother to mention this, but apparently it’s significant because it’s on all four feeds. Four feeds, camera people. Chop chop. Ah, here we go.

Amanda has apparently dropped the eyes and become just one huge mouth now. She’s telling Adam that Alex will be so pissed off if they’re nominated this week, and how it’s only Joshuah and Chelsia who hate her so she doesn’t care. She thinks that she’s just like Britney Spears because everyone talks trash about her but they secretly want to be just like her. Methinks Amanda didn’t get her meds this morning.

Jen goes to the DR and comes back out with antibiotics. I guess that means the rash isn’t contagious.

Hamsters are now filing into the kitchen and getting bowls of soup, so I guess Jen decided to share after all. They’re not all eating together – some are sleeping while others are waiting for Alex to finish cooking some meatballs.

After most people eat, Alex and James sit and discuss whether or not Natalie is the tranny in the house, because Alex is still sure that there is one. Hilarious. One of them mentions that Matt has checked “down there” and she’s fully functional. So … maybe she’s post-op.

After-dinner recap coming up soon!

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Big Brother 9 Live Feeds, February 18th – Part I, Slow Start to the Day

It should prove to be interesting today to see if Amanda will be successful being “the ears” and not “the mouth.” She seemed to really struggle with it right away, so I’m thinking the longer it goes on, the more difficult it will be for her to keep that promise.

Josh gets up to face the day and a shower at 10 AM, and Sheila gets up directly after, going to the SR, and then the bathroom. Josh talks to her from the shower, recapping his part in the big fight last night and also saying he hopes Ryan breaks up with Jen. Alex gets up and makes coffee while Josh and Sheila continue to chat. They try to figure out which HG is more hateful, Jen or Amanda. Sheila mentions that neither Jen nor Parker tried to defend Amanda, letting her sink all on her own. Josh gets done in the shower, and Sheila gets in.

Josh joins Alex in the kitchen, and they work on figuring out something to make for breakfast. Josh makes note of the fact that the house seems to forgive and forget pretty quickly, and Alex acknowledges Josh would probably put him up, and that’s the thing, that everyone wants to put them up just to get rid of Amanda. Josh thinks BB is probably the only true reality show on TV, and if that’s the case, it would make us all a little lonely at Reality Shack.

Alex is making pancakes, and Josh turkey sausage, as Sheila walks in looking for the soy milk, as she can’t digest whole milk. Alex used the rest of it making the pancakes, and there doesn’t seem to be any more, even in the SR. While she goes back to finish drying her hair, Josh goes outside to admire the weather, and has a little conversation with God, asking Him to help Amanda with her mental disorder, as “she is clearly not well.” I think it will take a higher power at this point.

Once Josh goes back inside, he and Sheila discuss churches, and both admit to watching preachers on TV on the Sundays they don’t go. Josh talks about some church in Texas which is the largest gay church in the world. After breakfast, Parker wakes up and everyone goes outside, except for Alex, who chops up some food for the guinea pigs.

Sheila and Josh talk about Alex getting a raw deal being paired with Amanda, and they both talk about missing Neil. Sheila was a little bummed he was gay. She then tells Josh that he used the C word a little too much last night, at least twenty times. One time, someone in her family called her that, and she won’t mention names here, but she didn’t talk to him for four years. It was hard to not talk to her own brother. Whoops! Did she say that out loud?

It’s after 12:30, and everyone else is still asleep. Matt figures it’s because BB knows they were up until the wee hours of the morning. Those up notice that Ryan and Jen must have made up, as they’re sleeping together inside. Isn’t that against the rules? Or is it okay as they technically got up from being with their partners, then went and laid down together?

The awake people take turns in the DR, all except Parker. He’s still on strike, and even though the call him in there, he refuses to comply. For some reason the cameras really like Jen and Ryan today, even when all they’re doing is sleeping. They wake up, and it seems she’s feeling amorous, but he doesn’t want it right now, probably as the camera is shoved in their faces. She flips off BB, or us, depending on how you look at it, off.

Amanda gets up and tells Alex she was going to stay in HoH all day, but she didn’t want the others thinking they got the best of her. She has to bring up again that she never got naked. Parker tells her he can’t wait for Wednesday, and if he gets evicted, and comes back, he won’t do it if he has to come back with Jen. Really it just amounts to more of his whining.

It seems like mostly everyone is up now, and Jen emerges from the love net with a mysterious rash on her legs, wondering gif she should see the doctor. Amanda and Allison are talking in the SR, and Allison is telling her how bad Jen is, as she’s supposed to be Amanda’s best friend in the house, yet Allison practically had to force her to go up to the HoH last night and talk to her. I’m no fan of Jen’s, but honestly I don’t blame her. Just saying.

The two leave the SR, and Amanda goes up to Josh, saying she realizes people say things in the heat of the moment, and she forgives him. He thanks her, and she goes back to talking shit about Jen with Allison. Sheila then chats with them, and they talk about the Ryan is not a racist thing.

Amanda seems to be having a tough time being the ears and not the mouth today. She chats with Natalie, and they first rehash who said what that made the whole fight last night, and then Amanda repeats everything to Natalie that Allison told her about Jen. Amanda gets some hair dye from BB and says that she was going to DOR if she didn’t get her hair dye. Imagine, “I am so distraught that I was called a horse-face and the c word, and told everyone hates my guts. I’m also upset that people are making fun of my dad hanging himself. I”m going to DOR, but I’ll stay if I get some hair dye.”

Maybe God didn’t hear Josh’s plea.

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