Big Brother 9 Live Feeds, February 21st, Part Two – Strip Tease for Me Baby

When we come back from the nomination ceremony, Amanda and Matt are sitting together talking. Amanda says that Alex thinks they’re on the block because of her. Well yeah. Matt thinks that, it Amanda and Alex win the veto, he and Natalie are going home. Amanda doesn’t think so – or at least that’s what she says to make Matt feel better. Matt says he’s not going to “suck dicks” for votes. Which gives me a nice little segue into …

Natalie and Sharon are in the spa room. Natalie wants to make sure that Alex and Amanda don’t win the veto. Interesting that she and Matt are both having basically the same conversation, but in different rooms with different people. Oh, this one’s a bit different now, because Natalie thinks things would have been better if Parker had stayed in the house. How? I have no idea.

Matt goes outside and says that he will f*ck for votes. He also offers to walk around with his dick hanging out for votes. This guy is vile. He really is. But I wonder if there’s something Freudian in the way he isn’t willing to “suck dicks” but he’ll do anything else. Also, I can’t believe I’m putting this much thought into anything he says, especially something like that. Moving on.

Adam tells Matt that it’s all good, he’s not going home this week. Matt replies that he said the same thing to Parker. Heh. Natalie comes along and tells Matt that they really need to spend some time together this week. He says okay, but you just know that the only time Matt wants to spend Nat is horizontal.

Adam, Matt, Ryan, and Alex discuss the situation at hand – the nominations. Adam’s acting like he’s outraged or something, which is ridiculous. Then again, it’s Adam, so no one should be surprised. They spend some time trying to figure out when the veto comp will be, and then when evictions are. There was an eviction friggin’ yesterday, guys. They’re a week apart. I know you can do the math. Can’t you?

Allison is washing clothes by hand with a bucket and washboard. The rest of them? Are all standing around watching like it’s a demonstration at the Early Settlers Museum.

Amanda and Alex talk, and Alex says that it’s obviously the two of them that James and Chelsia want out and America must think that he and Amanda are idiots. I don’t know about “America,” but I’m not their biggest fan. Alex thinks that they should have targeted James and Chelsia instead of Parker and Jen last week.

Now it’s time for idle chatter. Let’s see. Alex says that if he won a phone call from home, he’d give it to Sheila because she has a son. Adam is going on and on about how hard this week is going to be without real food. Natalie tells James that she’s not angry with him about being nominated – she understands.

Sheila tells Amanda and Matt that Allison has been acting much differently since Jen and Parker were evicted, because she’s not in danger any longer. Amanda smells opportunity, and tells Sheila that if she plays for and wins the veto, and then uses it to save her and Alex, then she and Alex and Matt and Natalie will take her and Adam to the final three. As if Amanda’s going to get there.

Alex and Matt are talking about the “fake lesbians” and decide, just like James did, that they have to watch the two of them together to see what’s really going on there.

Adam, James, and Ryan are talking about “Operation Condor” again. They’re laughing at Matt for not using the veto last week, and bet that he wishes he had now. These three go upstairs to talk with Chelsia, Amanda, and Sharon, who are all hanging out in the HoH room. The discussion is mostly about Sheila’s yeast infection.

Somehow the conversation turns to Adam and how he has diamonds instead of cash. He brags about the jeweled phone, watch, and other assorted items he has. And now the rest of the hamsters can decide that Adam shouldn’t win because he already has money. Smart move, Adam. Personally I think Adam shouldn’t win because he’s a tool.

As if to prove my point, he goes on to say that he used to work as a pimp, but doesn’t mind admitting that because the statute of limitations is up on that gig. Now he’s redeeming himself by working with kids, but finds it incredibly boring. Not to worry, Adumb. I’m pretty sure no one is going to let their kid within 50 feet of you after this show is over.

Natalie has decided that she’s not going to worry about being nominated. She feels lucky to have been picked to be on the show, and figures that she’ll try her hardest for the veto, and if it doesn’t work out for her that’s okay. That’s the spirit!

Amanda complains that she’s hypoglycemic, so she should be able to eat some bread while she’s on slop. I wonder if she’s even checked the ingredients in the slop. She thinks that BB will give her sugar pills for the week.

James and Chelsia decide to take a nap, so they kick everyone else out of the room. Joshuah and Sharon head for bed as well. It’s only 9:30, so I’m thinking it might be a late night if they’re all having naps now.

Allison tells a story about Jen saying that her boyfriend was military and in Iraq, and not happy about her doing the show. I guess this was before the “big secret” came out. She thinks that they should all be offended that Jen made up a lie about someone fighting in Iraq.

Sheila, Allison, and Ryan discuss Jen, and Ryan wants to know if she’s really that bad. Both girls tell him that she is. Meanwhile, Adam is looking at the memory wall and saying that Jen’s picture is first, so she’s going to win – then he laughs. Ryan says that he can understand why other people don’t like Jen very much. Allison says that it was hard to hate her so much while she was still trying to be a good partner to Ryan. But now I guess the floodgates are open.

Sheila leaves, and Allison and Ryan are going to bed. Allison tells him that she feels bad saying stuff about Jen, so the only thing she’s going to say now is that she thinks he deserves much better than her. He seems surprised to hear this. He says that Allison has opened his eyes to some things about Jen. Allison goes on and on about how Jen says things without thinking and it was all about her and that she couldn’t separate real life from the game.

Amanda is in bed by herself, crying and praying out loud for god to let her win the veto. And there we go, the BB trifecta is complete. We’ve had the “good people should win” thing, the “all we have to do is win every HoH or PoV” thing, and now we have the “if I just pray hard enough, god will help me out” thing. One more time for those who still don’t understand this: god does not care who wins a reality show. If he’s actually up there, one would hope that he has more important things to worry about.

Alex, Matt, and Adam somehow convince Natalie to do a striptease for them. She agrees, if Matt will cuddle with her for two minutes afterwards. He says that he’ll cuddle with her until he falls asleep tonight, so the peep show is a go. Oh boy. Natalie says that she won’t strip down to nothing though.

They all head to the spa room, with Amanda tagging along behind because she’s obviously not happy that someone else is getting attention. Chelsia and Sheila arrive as well, and the guys complain that having girls in the audience ruins everything. Natalie enters wearing a goofy red wig. She does her striptease, which includes a lot of rubbing and wiggling her ass in front of the guys. She dances on the table, and Chelsia tries to take her bra off. The guys are hooting and hollering, and Adam thinks this is the best thing to ever hit CBS.

When the show is over, there’s some debate over whether or not this will be shown on TV. Matt tells the camera that he hopes someone out there is watching this and jerking off to it. Klassy. Amanda has run out of the room after Alex asked if she was a virgin.

Adam, Alex, and Matt head outside. Alex and Matt are trying to convince Adam to use the veto if he wins it, and try to get Ryan and Allison nominated. They tell him that Sheila isn’t trustworthy and he has to be careful with her. Adam doesn’t make any commitments at all. Matt complains that now he has to cuddle with “that bitch.” I can’t decide who I want to see evicted more, Amanda or this jerk.

Alex goes inside to bed. Amanda is there, and he asks her again if she’s a virgin. She changes the subject, and says that she would eat poop to win the veto. She asks him if he would, and he wonders if she means her poop. Good grief. Then she asks him if he’d drink her pee to win the veto. What the hell is wrong with these people?

Alex asks again if she’s a virgin, and says “that’s just great.” He thinks if she actually is a virgin, then she’s the biggest tease ever, walking around dressed like she does. Alex doesn’t get out much, does he? He keeps asking, and she tells him “Ask me twice.” He does, and she answers no to the first one, and yes to the second. Then tells him to decide. Heh. He gets really intense, calling her all kinds of names, and tells her that she walks around with her tits hanging out but she’s a virgin. He asks if she thinks about having sex, and she says, “every day.” Then he laughs at her, saying that she doesn’t even know what it feels like.

Amanda is oddly alternating between being silent and talking to him in her baby voice. Very weird. Alex calls her some more names, and then she asks him to play with her hair. Again, what the hell? He refuses and says it stinks, and then rolls over like he’s going to sleep.

James and Chelsia are fooling around in the HoH room. I’m assuming they’re sober this evening. Then talk goes strategic, and they decide that they want to shake up the game a little bit. Not sure why, but let’s see where this goes. They want to win the veto, make a deal with Alex and Amanda, and then put Joshuah and Sharon or Ryan and Allison on the block, then swing the votes so that Matt and Natalie leave. They’re giddy with this plan, because then no one will be mad at them after this week, and they might not go up next week. Again, making plans without knowing who’s going to win the veto is not smart. But they’re really excited about all of this working.

Alex and Amanda, who I thought were sleeping, apparently aren’t. Alex sits up suddenly and whisper-shouts at Amanda to “stop!” She wants to know what the hell he’s talking about, and he says that she was shaking the bed. She denies this, and he tells her to shut up, never mind, and everything is okay now.

Everyone seems to be asleep soon after. James gets up, goes to the sauna by himself, and chews on his toenails. Gross. He walks around the house for a bit and then heads back upstairs. And that seems to be that for the day. All hamsters are sleeping soundly, dreaming about winning the veto, eating something other than slop and pickles, and finally knowing what the house would be like without Matt in it.

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Big Brother 9 Live Feeds, February 21st, Part One – Food Comp and Lots of Nomination Chatter

It’s that time of the week when things are actually happening in the house, so the hamsters are awoken at about 8:30. The wake up message this morning is, “Time to get up, or this competition could kill you.” That rocks.

Cue showers, primping, breakfast, and coffee – the usual stuff. They’re drinking their coffee out of bowls. Hee. They’re talking about the food competition coming up, and how those on slop won’t be able to participate in the margarita party. They think that they’ll all be competing for food for the house, rather than individuals going on slop.

Chelsia and James get a little ribbing about how drunk they were the night before. Allison is talking a lot this morning, about living overseas, running marathons, and penguins. Natalie shares farm stories about feeding chickens.

James and Chelsia hide away again in the HoH room, vowing not to drink that much again because it seems everyone else is upset with them. James feels that this might not have been the best week to win HoH, because they’re going to end up with targets on their backs next week. And this happening in a different week would change that?

Sheila and Adam bicker about where their clothes should go. Adam likes to store his under the bed. This guy gets less and less attractive every day, and it’s not like he was a stunner to begin with.

Josh and Sharon talk a bit of strategy in the storage room. Joshuah is worried because he thinks they will end up going on the block next to Alex and Amanda. He says that Adam told him it would be either them or Adam and Sheila, and he’s stressing about it. He’s especially worried about what would happen if Matt and Natalie won PoV and took Alex and Amanda off the block. I’d be concerned about that situation too.

Joshuah asks if they should volunteer to go up as pawns, and Sharon thinks it’s a good idea. Then Joshuah backs down and disagrees with his own suggestion. Smart boy. Pawns are never a good idea. Ask Dustin.

Upstairs, James suggests to Chelsia that they make an alliance with someone who wouldn’t be nominated next week. He thinks that, if they have a strong bond with a couple who isn’t at risk of being nominated, then their chances of getting taken off the block with the veto are doubled. He’s convinced that the two of them will be nominated next week. That’s not a bad plan, except that there’s no way to know who will win the next HoH, and therefore no way to know who would be nommed.

Joshuah comes upstairs and the three of them talk about how they can’t trust Adam because he seems to be playing both sides. They decide that priority number one is to get rid of Amanda. I’m down with that plan. They talk about Sheila and Allison’s big lesbian lie, and James thinks it’s really shady. He can’t understand why they would do that, but also doesn’t think that they should let on that they know it was a lie.

Joshuah finally addresses the real reason he came upstairs – he wonders if he and Sharon are going up as pawns. James admits that he floated the idea as a possibility, but Chelsia doesn’t like the idea of using pawns and thinks it’s too risky. Smart girl. James wants to put Matt and Natalie on the block, but is worried because they made a deal not to. He wants to find a technicality to get them off the hook, but also knows that people break their word in this game all the time. Sounds like he’s made up his mind to do this.

Talk then turns to Sheila’s yeast infection, Jen’s panties that she left for Ryan’s sniffing pleasure, and Jen’s ass-rash. Lovely.

We get flames all of a sudden, so it must be time for the food competition. We’re out for almost two hours. When the feeds come back, there’s a lot of chatter about going through fish guts. Seriously? If that’s what the competition was based on, then that’s awesome because they don’t have a washing machine, and they only have cold water for showers. I’m all for torturing the houseguests.

There’s some talk about prizes too, so maybe it was a combo luxury/food comp. It’s hard to tell the results yet though, ’cause everyone is talking over each other. Natalie and James seem to have food. Sharon and Chelsia are talking, and Sharon is saying that Sheila just gave up in the comp so they should take her and Adam to the final three, because they’d be easy to beat. So I’m guessing Sheila is on slop.

Alex and Amanda are on slop too, apparently. So right now, it looks like our sloppers are Amanda/Alex and Sheila/Adam. Chelsia mentions that nominations are today too. Oh goodie, I see more flames in our future. There’s a lot of complaining going on, because they just did a messy and smelly competition, and now they won’t have enough time to “dress up” for the nomination ceremony. People, you don’t have to dress up for these things.

Sharon goes to Chelsia and James and tells them that putting up Amanda and Alex along with Mattalie would be the best idea. James is worried that Mattalie will win PoV again, take themselves off the block, and then swing a vote to keep Amanda and Alex in the house. Then, both couples that he and Chelsia nominated would remain. I’m not sure why everyone assumes that Mattalie will win the veto again.

Ryan takes a turn in the HoH room too, to remind James of his promise last night not to put he and Allison on the block. He suggests that Sheila and Adam should go up against Alex and Amanda. He says that he likes Matt but doesn’t trust him at all. When Ryan leaves, James and Chelsia agree again that they’ll nominate Alex/Amanda and Matt/Natalie, and say something during the nomination speech about breaking their promise to Matt, just to get it out in the open.

Then they try to figure out the order to put the keys in. Sheila and Adam will be first, but before they can continue Alex comes up. He says that he’s not going to beg, but he’d rather not be on the block. He only came up to talk to them because he figured everyone else was going to as well. Looks that way. When Alex leaves, James and Chelsia get a good laugh at the parade of hamsters arriving at their door.

In the kitchen, Amanda, Alex, and Sheila are making some slop concoctions. There are slop bars, and Amanda is making “slop salad,” a take-off on tuna salad but without the tuna. Gross. There’s more chatter about the competition, which apparently had something to do with basketball and throwing fish.

Matt goes to James and reminds him of his promise not to nominate Mattalie, but then says he understands that the HoH has to do what they have to do. James hints that Matt might end up on the block, and Matt responds that he doesn’t have anything to offer him as far as a deal goes, but took him at his word. James insists that they don’t want to see Matt and Natalie go this week, but also mentions that they voted to keep Jen and Parker even though the rest of the house wanted them gone. Matt tries to suggest that Alex and Amanda shouldn’t be nominated, but James brushes that off pretty quickly.

James tells Matt about the whole Allison/Sheila thing, and asks him to watch them to see what he thinks. James isn’t sure if they were lying about their relationship in the first place, or if Sheila is lying now to try and cover it up.

Chelsia and James toy with the idea of not agreeing on the nominations, going up themselves, and letting Allison and Ryan have HoH. Which is the stupidest idea I’ve ever heard. Even dumber than Marcellas not using the veto on himself. They nix the idea, thankfully. Now they’re cuddling together on the bed, talking about the nomination speech.

Time for more flames, which means that the nomination ceremony is about to get underway. It’s almost another two hours before they come back. I was going to leave a teaser here before part two, but since it’s late and you probably already know who the noms are, I’ll confirm that Alex and Amanda are on the block with Matt and Natalie.

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Big Brother 9 Live Feeds, February 20th – Part II, Margueritas for 2

Back to the feeds after the live show, and Amanda, Alex, and Sharon are chatting in the boat room. Alex is positive he and Amanda will be nominated, but she seems to think they might be backdoored. For what purpose? It doesn’t need to be a surprise move, and it’s not like you’ve proven yourselves to be big challenge winners that are in danger of getting PoV above anyone else. It seems Alex and Amanda are moving in here now that Parker and Jen have vacated it.

Allison is in the bathroom confessing to Josh. She wants him to know the truth about the whole “lesbian” thing. Apparently, when Sheila cried after the votes the other day, it freaked Allison out a little, and she is worried that people will now think the two of them are in cahoots. So she clears up the lie with Josh. She wants to make sure he hasn’t told anyone else, and he says he hasn’t. I can’t remember now if they know Chelsia knows or not.

It doesn’t take him long to find Chelsia outside the HoH room and tell her what Allison just told him. They can’t figure out why they would make up this lie to begin with. They’re a little upset that they were asked to keep a secret that wasn’t even true. So, you don’t mind keeping it when it’s true, but you mind keeping it when it’s false? I don’t get that. They’re worried now that Allison and Sheila will tell the rest of the house that they made this thing up, and Josh and Chelsia kept the secret and didn’t tell anyone. Josh just thinks the whole thing is a f’ed up thing to lie about.

James joins them in the discussion, saying he knows who to put up against Alex and Amanda this week, and assures Josh it’s not him. He also tells them Adam told him that Sheila’s big drama after the vote, the whole crying on the bed thing, was all a plan. Josh leaves, and the other two talk nominations again. The consider Alex and Amanda for sure, and Matt and Natalie in their place if they get PoV. Chelsia says it just can’t happen for Matt and Natalie to win PoV and then take Alex and Amanda off.

Ryan joins Chelsia and James with concerns over Adam being a loose cannon. He feels badly that Jen left, yet he’s still glad he’s here. Maybe someone should get in his ear and make suggestions of what Jen and Parker could be doing alone.

This happy little conference is broken up by Chelsia and James getting their HoH room. Chelsia figures her mom did the basket, as it has her pink and black woobie in it, along with a Nine Inch Nails CD, some candy, and wine and beer. James’s basket has a picture of him and his mom, along with some marguerita mix, cream soda, and ramen noodles. Looks like party time in the HoH this week.

A little later, while Chelsia and James are moving their stuff into the HoH, Adam, Alex, and Matt are working out in the backyard, and Alex is bemoaning the fact once again that he will probably be nominated, and Matt is backing that up. Is Alex taking up Parker’s case as the new whiner? Sheila, Amanda, and Allison are in the kitchen, and Sheila is complaining again about Adam, wondering if she’s the only one that sees him this way. Allison tells her that Adam was telling the others that Sheila was forcing him to vote a certain way. While Amanda shows Allison how to cut an onion, Alex walks through and starts talking again about his nominations, and how it wasn’t selfish, but for the house. Good grief.

Sheila then finds Adam in the bathroom and lets him have it. It seems he blew her whole plan thing. She had that whole thing created on how she’d come out of the DR crying and hurling herself on the bed after their vote, but he went and then told everyone what really happened anyway, and she’s pissed. It gets really heated between the two of them, until he leaves. She then talks to Allison in the bedroom and says she doesn’t ever want to hear his name after their time in the house. She’s been so up and down with her opinion of him, so who really knows?

Let’s not forget all these things the house promised to do/give up/get, etc. in the HoH comp. The girls need to make dinner tonight, and with her current feelings, Sheila wants no part of it. Allison and Amanda try to talk her into it, though, so she doesn’t get penalized in some manner. Meanwhile, Alex is telling Adam and Ryan in the backyard that Sheila plays the “mommy card,” and that if he didn’t make his nominations “for the house,” he would have put up Sheila and Adam. How long does he plan to drag out this magnanimous bit?

Sheila is turning into a loose cannon here. She’s so upset about Adam, saying it’s horrible how he treats women, and she hasn’t seen anything like his before, as he’s “no Evel Dick.” No one is, Sheila. He was one of a kind. Adam comes into the room and they go at it again. When she came out of the DR after voting, apparently he got in her face and said “they’re going to come after you.” She’s so upset and screaming different things, it’s hard to follow. He tells her she’s nuts, and she responds that anyone watching the show will know who’s nuts. Umm, the whole house? She then goes to find Allison and tells her she hopes she won’t be portrayed as the crazy one. Well, honestly, we have a lot to choose from.

James and Chelsia are literally drinking their baskets. He mentions the possibility of putting Sheila and Adam up as pawns after realizing in all the relationships, the guys are making the decisions, except no one knows how Sheila and Adam make decisions. James mentions their loose alliance with Josh, but Josh counters he gossips. That doesn’t matter to James, though, as he says he can be their ears. We know Amanda can’t fill that bill. They both agree no one is really going to hang out together after the show.

Continuing to make a case for putting Sheila and Adam up, James and Cheliea think they can say Sheila is only there to promote her book. James starts to wonder if Josh is trying to be “puppetmaster,” and figure Josh is definitely running the show for the two of them. They wonder if they don’t put them up now, who will do it the next week. James figures a great plan of attack will be if he takes cares of the guys, and Chelsia takes care of the “broads.” I think everyone knows they are a strong couple, but I don’t know if anyone realizes how strong.

In the backyard, Alex says there was someone back at home that he was interested in, and he wonders if she’ll be waiting for him when he gets outfox the house. Matt thinks she’ll be out there with open arms. Sure, her and Steve Perry.

James and Chelsia agree they’d lie to others in the house, but never to each other. And that includes even if their execs come into the house. This, though, is said over the booze they’re drinking sans drinking glasses. Discussing Natalie, Chelsia says she’s using Matt to her advantage, but James disagrees, saying Matt has groped her just to make sure she’s not the tranny in the house. They aren’t sure about Amanda and Alex, if what she said happened happened. James says he will cuddle with Chelsia, but never anything else, as that’s not cool. You have to love their mutual respect for each other. Before they head downstairs for dinner, James tells Chelsia he really likes her a lot because she’s a rad chick who doesn’t care what others think and says what she thinks. Awww, he likes her.

After dinner, James and Chelsia head back upstairs to drink some more margueritas in their cereal bowls. They lay in bed together and start making out in their drunken state. James keeps getting on top of her on the bed, and they pull the covers over their heads. She says, “Daddy, I’m sorry,” and pulls away from him, but always goes back. He’d say good night, and she’d laugh and tell him they are not going to sleep. She tries to explain they’re on national television, and he calls her a “Goober.” These two are actually really cute.

We lose the feeds, and when we come back, Chelsia is gone. It seems she might have been called to the DR. She comes back upstairs, and after a short bit, they’re back in bed together making out. After a little while longer, she’s quiet, and he leaves the room. It seems she passed out.

James goes outside for a smoke, and finding Ryan, he tells him he and Chelsia made out a little. Ryan, no dummy, tells James he thinks he has feelings for her, yet also adds, who wouldn’t? Adam joins them, and they talk about Allison and Sheila being lesbian lovers which Ryan says he knew about, but thinks is fake. James is worried about it in the same way they were all worried bout Ryan and Jen, but Ryan tells him not to, as he is sure it’s fake and that Allison only did it because she was feeling left out or something.

The three guys talk about “Operation Condor,” (could there be a more stupid name? At least they’re not calling each other “The Friendship” I suppose) and they discuss the possibilities of Matt and Natalie up against Alex and Amanda, but James doesn’t want to do that in case Alex and Amanda get PoV. He wants to talk about it tomorrow when his girl can be part it. James wants to give Ryan the week off, though, after being up last week, and they talk about doing rock, paper, scissors, always a sound decision maker, to see who will get that spot against Alex and Amanda.

James had some plan to never agree with who the women wanted to vote for to negate the power of the female vote altogether, but BB told them if they don’t agree, they not only lose their stipend, but also go on the block. Whoops. That won’t work. Not a good plan, James. Keep thinking.

For the stupid question the day, Matt wants to know if the guinea pigs pee, as he doesn’t see anything that’s wet in the cage. Is he serious? And he’s not the drunk one. See that water bottle inside their cage? Think about it.

Natalie starts giving James a massage in the sauna, and he is totally into it, probably wishing it was Chelsia. Alex walks in and points out James is drooling. He’s not down for the count yet, though, as he tells everyone there that he and Chelsia were making out. Matt tells James he’ll fix him up with a massage every night if he doesn’t have to go on the block this week.

With James passed out on the massage table, Adam and Sheila appear to have worked out their problems, but it only leads to a lecture of hers, telling him he needs to be careful what he says to people, especially women, as they can get hurt. Ryan joins them, and she asks him if he understands her reason for crying after the vote, saying it was just so no one would ask her about the vote. He claims to understand.

It seems Jen left Ryan a little present. Her underwear. He claims he will smell them every night before bed. Aww!

For everyone that’s still awake, Amanda has made cookies. With Natalie right there, Allison and Matt flirt a little back and forth. Ryan massages Amanda’s shoulders, and I have to wonder what Jen is thinking watching this. Imagine being on the show with your boyfriend, then going home, and getting to watch him along with all the others, half of whom you can’t stand, all day long. And this is after you know they all voted you out! Josh wants to take them all to some gay bars, and Matt is up for the challenge. This is after Sheila wondered if Boogie would be having a party for them after the show.

BB calls out James’ name, but he’s out cold. The rest of the people in sauna try to wake him up, but he doesn’t even flinch. They discuss moving him upstairs to the HoH, but instead just move him to the couch there, as Josh goes upstairs and covers Chelsia with a blanket. They all start to realize that this is why BB doesn’t give them more alcohol on a general basis. Ya think?

Sharon and Amanda do some plotting together, and decide to break up Sheila and Allison. Seems like a major cat fight on that one. They have some good ideas, but they’re half-baked. Thinking that James is closest to Ryan, Sharon wants to convince James to put up Ryan and Allison as pawns, but then really get rid of them instead of Alex and Amanda. Alex walks in, and they talk about getting James to put up Sharon and Josh as pawns. Have you people never learned anything from this show? Never offer to go up as pawn! They resolve to make Sheila and Allison look like a threat to everyone else.

Breaking news: Matt claims to not have lied once in this game. Back to your regularly scheduled recap before you go off to purchase that Brooklyn Bridge.

Sharon talks to Josh and tells him she’s worried she doesn’t want to screw everyone over in the game to only come in second place. She’s also worried that if Alex and Amanda leave this week, Matt and Natalie will cover after them the following week. He is sure, though, that it will be Ryan and Allison up against Alex and Amanda. Amanda joins them and gets back on the bandwagon of breaking up Sheila and Allison. Josh thinks targets could be on Sheila and Adam, as they’re the ones that broke their word with the votes. They decide the house is more calm without Jen and Parker. No kidding. Now get rid of Amanda, and all the causes of drama would be gone.

Amanda comes in to wish good night to Josh and Sharon, and asks where her hubby is. Josh is incredulous that one minute he’s raping her and the next, he’s her “hubby.” Along again, Josh and Sharon continue to strategize, and she still wants to offer to go up as pawns, but he thinks it’s way too risky.

Matt and Adam talk outside, smoking. Matt admits the first night he thought he would like Natalie, but then she got obnoxious. He told her not to like him, as he would hurt her, and he didn’t want to. But the BJ is okay, I mean that’s not going to hurt her, right? He’s surprised when the pairs were done that they didn’t put Ryan and Jen together in the first place. Ah, that’s the whole master plan! He talks a little about the BJ, and says he doesn’t know why she still likes him, as he’s such an asshole to her. He realizes, though, t hat some girls are like that. The more you act like a dick, the more they want you. Bad boys! Bad boys!

This ain’t no LNC. It’s 1 AM and everyone is in bed! Well, not everyone, as James is still passed out on the massage bed. It’ll be interesting to see if he and Chelsia rekindle this when they’re more sober!

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