Big Brother 9 Live Feeds, March 29th, Part Two – Pranks, Pots, and Pans

The screen in the living room is now showing the guinea pigs on the couch in the DR. That was an awesome clip on the show, by the way. Ryan notices this and calls everyone down to see it, and they all wonder what the heck is going on. James is out in his pink undies, and Josh is almost afraid to see what BB has cooked up for them next. Sharon’s squealing, “BEEBEES!” Gak.

They’re all over this one pretty quickly, as Sheila is back to ranting. This time it’s about how disgusting the kitchen is, the whole flour thing, and how James told her that everyone is gunning for her. Ryan is trying to make some slop, and he gets cornered by ranting Sheila. Poor guy. Natalie has a bottle of Mr. Bubble from BB, so she’s going upstairs to take a bubble bath.

James thinks that the guinea pig picture means that BB is going to reveal another relationship in the house. Good grief, I thought we were way past that. But no, he’s on the Matt/Sheila thing again.

We get lots of boob shots as Natalie settles in for her bubble bath … and a few minutes later BB calls her in to the DR. Poor Nat. She gets out, dries off, and goes downstairs in her robe. When she comes out of the DR, we get trivia for about 15 minutes.

And we’re back, and nothing is really going on. Apparently they got to watch a clip of the show on the living room screen, and Natalie says that the pranks are over for the night. Alrighty then. Nat is fully dressed now, so we’ll probably be seeing that all on the show this week.

Ryan and Adam are outside working out, and James starts doing a running commentary from the kitchen. Natalie comes over and now she and James are pretending to be the voices of Adam and Ryan, and it’s actually pretty funny. The others are laughing in the kitchen. The boys outside see them all laughing at them, and come in to bust their chops a little.

Sharon, Natalie, James, and Josh stay in the kitchen talking while Sheila goes upstairs to listen to Natalie’s CD. James is talking about how he’s still planning to make Sheila’s life hell in the house. He pulls Natalie aside and tells her about swapping the mattresses. Lots of Sheila-bashing apparently leads to housework, because now they’re all washing dishes and cleaning out the fridge. Natalie is called to the DR again. Ho hum.

Not much happens for the next hour or so. Some chatter between Ryan and Adam about Josh having to leave and then they need to get James out, bro. Natalie boils some water to try and revive her bubble bath. The three girls end up in the HoH room again talking about their ex boyfriends and stuff.

Downstairs, the boys have decided to toilet paper Sheila’s room in a big way. I’m foreseeing them running out of TP this week now, and I’m also foreseeing hearing about this from Sheila for weeks to come. Josh is even tearing the paper up and putting little pieces on top of the bed. Just as they finish up, Sheila starts complaining about the flour thing to Natalie and Sharon, and says that she’s done with the pranks. Oops. She can’t believe that no one called James to the DR to bitch him out for pouring flour on her.

Now James and Ryan are playing chess, Adam is watching, and Josh is reclining. How interesting. Sheila is still talking, Natalie is still adding her two cents every now and then, and Sharon is still wondering how she ever got stuck in an alliance with these two.

Sheila and Sharon come downstairs to get ready for bed. Sheila is in the bathroom washing her face, and the guys are practically jumping with anticipation to get her reaction when she sees her room. She goes in and … laughs about it. Then she asks BB through her mic if the boys have to clean up the mess, because she’s not going to do it. She asks the guys how old they are and why they’re all so obsessed with her and pulling tricks like this. She pulls all of the toilet paper over to one side of the room, and then notices something different about the bed. She thinks the guys broke it during the toilet papering. James says he already told someone in the DR that the bed was broken, so Sheila drops it. Hee.

When this dies down a little, the boys start planning their next prank. Natalie mentions that Sheila hates it when people leave their shoes on the kitchen counter (who does that?), so James goes to get his 15 pairs of shoes and line them up on the counter. Josh is busily leaving oily hand prints all over the fridge. They’re also planning on waking Sheila up with pots and pans every hour, starting at 1am. Sheila has apparently gone to bed now.

Sharon goes to talk to Ryan to confirm that Joshuah is leaving this week. They giggle a little over the shock value, since they all plan to make Josh think he’s staying. Natalie has gone upstairs to listen to her CD before going to sleep.

Adam and Ryan go outside for a smoke, lamenting the fact that neither one of them brought enough to last the entire season. Ryan is tired and heads off for bed, while James is wondering if they should wake Sheila up now or just forget that plan and go to bed themselves. Operation Pots and Pans is aborted, and James is done for the day.

Adam and Ryan are now talking in their bedroom about prisons and being arrested. Apparently Ryan was held up at the Canadian border because he has a DUI record, so he rants about Canada and how it would be nothing without the US. I’m Canadian myself, but I think I’ll take a pass on this one. BB and politics/nationalism just don’t seem to mix well. Adam says he was arrested in France and did three months’ jail time there because of a hash bust.

Josh and James can’t sleep, so they get up and pick out some pots and pans to wake Sheila up with. They sneak in, giggling like little girls, bang the pots, and then leave. Sheila just hides under her pillow until they’re done and then goes back to sleep. Gosh, that was fun.

James and Josh go outside to the hot tub and trash the other hamsters. Josh asks James about his vote, and then says that he almost wants to leave this week because he hates everyone else in the house. Apparently Adam offends Josh’s sensibilities with all of his scratching and nose picking. Join the club Josh. James is pissed off because people only want to be nice to him after he wins the veto each week.

Sheila is actually awake now, bitching to Adam and Ryan about how unoriginal James and Josh are. She says that the pots and pans have already been done, by someone better than they are. Amen, sister. Adam goes out to see where James and Josh are, and he tells them that Sheila is all fired up. James thinks they should have poured flour on her first. Adam goes back inside.

Josh thinks he has a 51% chance of staying in the house this week. He whines that he chose Sharon to come back in the house, and now she’s going to be the cause of his eviction. Now they’re talking about signing autographs when they get back into the real world, and how memorable they’re going to be. Ah, the life of a fame whore. Josh says that Natalie wanted to send James to Matt in sequester as a birthday present with a big pink bow in his hair. James can’t believe she actually said that.

Things are winding down now. The boys go inside and get ready for bed. Josh walks around the kitchen for a bit, but soon he’s headed off to slumber as well. James of course can’t stay in bed, so he gets up and plays air guitar for a while, shaves, walks around, goes to the sauna, hears Ryan in the bathroom so has to go and see who else is up, and then goes back into the sauna. An hour later he’s back in bed, and this time it looks like it’s going to stick.

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Big Brother 9 Live Feeds, March 29th, Part One – Faces in the Mirrors

It’s Saturday, and that means there’s nothing much for our hamsters to do today. I’ll warn you right now, it’s going to be a day full of these people going back and forth on who they want to evict this week, and trying to make deals that no one will stick to anyway.

After the morning wakeup call we get trivia for almost half an hour. When we come back, Sheila has found last night’s salsa-soaked tampon in the coffee maker. She’s going on and on and on about this. Adam and Ryan swear it wasn’t them, but Sheila gets revenge on Adam anyway by leaping out and scaring him when he comes out of the bathroom.

Sheila and Sharon are whispering game talk in the bathroom while Ryan and Adam kick off the first “who do we vote out?” discussion of the day. They decide it’s risky either way, and of course, that one of them needs to win HoH this week. Sheila and Sharon are promising their loyalty to each other. And then Sheila shares her theories about why she deserves to win the game. She cleans up after people, does the dishes, and she’s … a 45-year-old single mom. Seriously, if that line were part of a drinking game, I’d be hammered every day before noon. And right now? That doesn’t sound like a bad idea.

Sheila and Sharon go outside, and while Sheila is getting the laundry, Sharon ends up talking to Adam. He asks her to promise that, if they keep her this week, she’ll put James on the block if she wins HoH. She has no problem doing this, and says that James has tried to target her a couple of times now. She says that she’s heard James and Josh talking game every night, and that they’re very close and want to get to the end together. She also points out that James’ main target is Adam, and that he’d have no problem going after Ryan either.

Sheila and Ryan join the conversation, and there’s lots of discussion over how they all made a mistake bringing James back into the house. Sharon is promising up and down that it would be safer for them to keep her and she will definitely work with them to get James out. She says that she’s never lied to them, and won’t start doing so now. And, since Sheila is there now, Sharon throws in James’ big plan to oust Matty as well, just for extra brownie points.

The girls go up to see Natalie in the HoH room, while Josh comes out and talks to Ryan in the kitchen. Josh points out that there’s a girl power meeting going on, and then they just complain about how bored they are. The girls are rehashing all kinds of stuff upstairs. Come on people, give us something new to work with.

Okay, here we go. Sharon and Sheila are trying to convince Natalie to guarantee that the girls will stay together by putting Ryan on the block instead of Sharon. This is a good move by Sharon to test Natalie’s commitment, but there’s no way she’ll go through with it. When you’re playing all sides, you can’t shake things up like that. She tries to figure out how the votes would go, and decides it would be too risky. I’m not sure how, but whatever.

Natalie is saying that when she was getting dressed this morning, she saw a face through one of the windows or mirrors lit up with a flashlight. She’s waiting for it to reappear, but thinks it’ll only show up when she’s alone so the others think she’s crazy. Not going there.

Sheila goes downstairs to have a shower, and the water shuts off. It comes back soon after, but now the hamsters think that BB is practicing the pranks they’re going to pull on April Fool’s Day. As if BB has to practice this kind of thing.

James finally drags his ass out of bed, complaining about having to perform for the viewers. I’ve seen pictures of your previous attempts to perform James, and really, you can go back to bed.

Sheila is outside talking to Natalie about keeping Sharon. Ryan’s there too, and he says that he doesn’t think James and Josh are going to go after Natalie. Sheila pipes up that they’re coming after her, a 45-year-old single mom. Ryan smacks Sheila upside the head in an attempt to get her to say something different for a change. Okay, I made that part up. Adam comes out and he’s laughing and yelling about something, but no one understands what he’s talking about. Sharon comes out too and sits down with the girls and Ryan.

A few minutes later, James enters the backyard and heads straight for Sheila. He dumps a huge cup of flour right in her face, and Sheila is totally done (d-u-n done!) with the pranks. She curses James out, telling him that it went all in her mic and probably ruined it, and she hopes BB knows that. She rants for a while about how she can’t do anything about this but just sit there and take it. Now I’ll admit that this prank went a little too far, but I’m dreading how often we’re going to have to hear about it. She’s saying that they’re just trying to break her and it’s not going to work. She mentions that the mic is probably broken again, but then talks quietly into it asking for BB to call her in, and that she thought they weren’t allowed to throw flour.

James and Adam are inside now, swapping Sheila’s mattress with one of theirs because apparently hers is better. Adam doesn’t think Sheila will notice, but I’m pretty damn sure she will. Ryan and Josh join them and have a giggle, and then try to come up with more pranks for Sheila. Adam says that they have to keep them subtle, just enough to make her go crazy. It’s not a long trip, Adam. She’s almost there.

The girls are having another pow-wow in the yard, and Sheila is talking about backdooring James next week. Natalie explains to her that they can’t backdoor anyone now because they all play for the veto. Sharon thinks that the guys are going to come after them now and the game will get really intense. Sheila thinks that Josh was encouraging James to toss the flour on her, because that’s what he was doing when Chelsia went off the rails.

Natalie goes inside and talks to Josh. He’s offering to give up two weeks of HoH if they keep him, but Natalie tells him it’s not necessary – she wants him to stay and win it so that he can get Sheila out of the house next week. He’s considering going off on Sheila and trying to make her cry, but Natalie asks him not to because she’ll have to listen to her whining afterwards. Thank you Natalie.

Josh sees a face in the mirror in the bathroom and screams like a little girl. Natalie is relieved that someone else has seen this. How many things has BB recycled for this season so far? We’ve got a dating couple, a former couple, the giant croquet set, a few recycled competitions, and now faces in the mirrors. There are others, I’m sure. Any day now the house is going to be full of bunnies, a moving statue, and a little person spewing clichés. And Sheila will clean the toilet with James’ toothbrush.

Natalie and Ryan are talking in the HoH room, debating the Sharon vs. Josh thing. Natalie is good with stuff like this – she doesn’t force her opinion on others, she just explains where she’s coming from and lets them think they had some input in the decision. She says that James will be surprised by Josh leaving, and it might throw his game off even a little bit when he realizes he truly has no friends left in the house. Ryan doesn’t know whether to trust Sharon, and doesn’t think she’d really put James on the block.

Natalie points out that Sheila is going to vote to keep Sharon, and James will vote to keep Josh. So it’s really up to the boys to decide, because Natalie doesn’t want to have to break a tie. They seem to agree on Josh going, then they backtrack and decide on Sharon, and then it’s back to Josh. Natalie says that James was an ass the week that Chelsia was leaving, and if they just get rid of Josh now they can avoid him acting like that again for another week. She’s good!

Joshuah is downstairs making something to drink, and one of the BB apparitions appears in the window all lit up with a blue light. It’s wearing some kind of mask, and Josh is completely freaked out. He says he doesn’t deal well with things like this, and tries to avoid looking at any of the mirrors or windows. The other guys are laughing at him, and he just keeps going on and on about it.

BB calls an outdoor lockdown, and now Josh is really skeeved. He’s afraid that they’re going to set up more “hauntings” to scare them all. He asks Natalie if he can hide out in the HoH room when they go back inside, ’cause apparently he doesn’t realize that BB has access to that room as well.

Sheila is saying that James told her there were a lot of people in the house who were after her, and she thinks she’s going to end up spending her birthday in sequester. Welcome to Matt’s world. The boys are playing pool and discussing what BB might be up to. They figure that they’re getting April Fool’s Day early so that BB will have the footage ready for Tuesday night’s show. Josh is Rain-Manning about not liking scary stuff.

The lockdown is over, and they all go inside to find out that nothing appears to have changed. Adam thinks something’s going down, because none of them have been called to the DR today. I’m sure Sheila has already made note of this, because James still hasn’t been reprimanded for flour-gate.

Natalie tells Sharon that Adam and Ryan are afraid that she’s going to come after them if she stays. Nat wants her to go to them separately and work them by saying that she would nominate James and Sheila if she wins HoH. Nat says that Sharon really needs to get both of their votes so that Natalie doesn’t have to break a tie. They’re both worried that, if Josh stays, the four boys will work together to evict the remaining women in the house.

Natalie and Adam go upstairs, and Nat’s working Sharon’s case. She tells Adam pretty much the same thing she told Ryan, but she lays it out really clearly: they get Josh out this week, use Sharon to help get James out next week, and then get rid of Sharon. Then their group is the final four, just like they’ve been planning. Adam says that Sharon has to know that if she doesn’t nominate James (if she wins HoH) it would be stupid of her because they’d all be after her the following week, and she wouldn’t be able to play for HoH herself.

Ryan comes up and says that he just talked to Sharon, and she swore that she will go after James because she wants him gone just as much as they do. It seems like we have a decision – for now. Make Josh believe he’s safe this week, and then evict him. That’ll rile James up a bit, and then the whole house will rally to get him out next week.

Downstairs, someone rigged the kitchen sink sprayer and it got Sheila. She laughs this one off, since I guess her mic is safe. Josh opens the freezer to get some ice, and there’s a big plastic rat in there. Another recycled item – I wonder what happened to the one from BB6? Anyway, the thing scares poor Josh and he is SO over these little jokes now. Heh. Get him again, BB!

Apparently there are no other little pranks, at least not for a while. James is trying to stare into the mirrors and windows to see a face, but nothing happens. Josh gets a little frightened by one of the guinea pigs for some reason, but of course that’s a false alarm. Natalie and Sheila are talking about how James is evil and Matt was good. Not much going on at the moment.

Adam and Ryan go to the bedroom for a bible reading session, while BB comes over the speaker and tells the hamsters that there are 116 windows in the house. Heh – Josh is freaked out again. The other guys are messing with him, saying it’s going to be a really scary night and that BB is just warming up. James has to be the tough guy though, saying that none of this stuff has any effect on him, and that BB is just looking for good reactions for TV. Humbug.

Natalie has come up with a theory about the number nine. Ready for this? It’ll be the ninth week in the house, it’ll be April 9th, and James’ nine lives will be up. I’m half expecting her to start roaming the house looking for groups of nine now.

Everyone else is napping while Sheila and Natalie are talking about the same stuff they’ve been discussing for weeks, so let’s wrap this up and move on to part two.

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Big Brother 9 Live Feeds, March 28th – Too Many Alliances

Okay, we’re going to whiz through this day as quickly as possible, because I’m behind on the recaps. I’m skipping over minor details and most of the rehash conversations, so hopefully things will be caught up soon and we can get back to the usual snarkery.

Wakeup time is 9:15 for those of you keeping score at home. Sheila is already ranting about not being nice to people any more because they can’t handle the truth (tm Jack Nicholson) and it bites her in the ass every time. She gets in the shower, and a few minutes later Ryan and Adam are telling James that they saw blood running down her leg from her period, and they’re going on and on about how gross it is and how they’ll have to bleach the shower. That’s a clip I probably could have skipped, right?

Natalie’s up and making breakfast for herself and Adam, and offering Ryan and James the protein shakes she has in her HoH room. James asks Natalie about Sheila wanting to go on the block, and she confirms that yes, Sheila was adamant last night that she wanted to leave the house. James wants to know what Natalie’s going to do, and she says she’ll honour Sheila’s request, and if the votes go 2-2 then she gets to break the tie. James of course asks who she would evict, and Nat says she doesn’t know yet. Can we please just get past the veto comp before all of this speculation?

Sheila tells Sharon that the others are starting to talk about her being a threat, because she’s silent but deadly. Joshuah comes in and asks Sheila about going on the block, and she says yes, she asked Natalie to do that for her. She says she wants Josh to stay because he wasn’t involved in the drama last week or today, and she doesn’t want Sharon on the block again. Josh says he thought James was going to hit her last night (I did too) and Sheila says she wishes he had.

Sheila and Sharon spend a lot of time talking. Well, it’s mostly Sheila that’s talking. They’re chatting about family and religion and how Sheila will walk out of there with class. She’s afraid her son will be embarrassed by how she’s been treated in the house, and she thinks she’s had it much worse than Natalie has. Stretch those points out as far as you can and repeat them a few times, and you’ve got most of the conversation.

In the kitchen, Natalie is apologizing to James for talking about him when they all thought he was sleeping. James apologizes too for going off and says he feels badly about what he did to Sheila. Natalie thinks Sheila brought it on herself by trying to play both sides. James says he was really upset because Sheila kept coming to him and building him up, and that game him some hope. Then he heard her trashing him in the kitchen and it was just too much. Natalie says that Sheila bugs her, and that, if someone comes off the block, she’ll get her wish and be nominated.

Sharon is telling Sheila that to her, being a Christian is leading by example. She’s not going around smoking, damaging her liver with alcohol, or talking about her past drug use in the house – she’s just being herself and not being a follower. She says that she doesn’t preach god to anyone, even though she could talk about him all day long. If people want to know about him or learn about him, they will ask her. Sheila is very impressed with this.

Sharon’s crying now, because Sheila had been talking about Josh and how his mom was worried that there would be gay-bashers in the house. Sharon says that she feels a lot of responsibility to protect Josh, but she doesn’t think she can get him to the end of the game, and it’s hard. She’s got the type of personality that wants to care for and protect people, and she gets very emotionally invested in them. They comfort each other over the whole thing.

Natalie joins the conversation, and they try to pump each other up to win the veto. James and Josh are in the sauna room just passing time until the comp starts. James plays chess with himself, while the girls keep talking. Sheila is called to the DR and Josh goes up to the HoH room to talk to Sharon and Nat. When Sheila comes back, she’s pissed off because James “attacked” her again by saying that he could hear her downstairs and heard everything she said.

Josh leaves, and the girls are trying to decide on a new alliance name. Because I guess they’re going with the gender thing now and sticking together. They suggest Charlie’s Angels, Josh’s Angels, Jesus’ Angels … notice the theme?

It’s now 2 in the afternoon, and the PoV comp hasn’t started yet. The hamsters are bored and restless, and frankly so am I. Sheila’s listening to Natalie’s CD because she wants to avoid James, Sharon is in bed reading the bible, Adam and Josh are sleeping, James is alternately jumping around and sitting there picking at his hands and feet, and Ryan and Natalie are trying to figure out what the comp will be like.

An hour later we get trivia, and then a producer’s voice telling Natalie and Sharon to change out of their white shirts. Ryan thinks the comp will have something to do with giving things up in the house … and then it’s trivia again.

Two hours later, we’re back and James is happy. That can’t be good. Josh is really down, and Natalie says she’s really sorry, she tried as hard as she could. Josh says he knows, and it’s okay. James definitely won, and Natalie is telling Sharon that now they have to worry that he’ll win HoH again. Josh is crying now, alone in the bedroom, while Natalie is saying that she can’t put Sheila up because the votes will be split and she doesn’t want to break the tie. She tells Sharon that she has no other choice but to put her on the block again.

Now Sharon’s crying too, and James is walking around grinning. Josh is wondering whether or not to eat real food now, since he’s a dead man walking anyway. He goes to find Sharon and tells her that he’s not going to “pull a Chelsia” and will remain calm for the rest of the week. He says he had two chances, HoH and PoV, and he didn’t win either of them so he’s done. They dry their eyes and go to the kitchen where Sheila is making slop.

Apparently the comp had something to do with weights and measurements in the BB house. I’m reminded of the teacup question that Jen guessed correctly last season – the way they’re talking it sounds like the entire comp was similar.

Josh tells everyone that there will be no tears or drama from him this week. James says he could never make that promise in his situation. Great, so we have to go through the screaming and stuff again the next time James is nominated. Bleh.

Adam’s in his room reading the bible, and Ryan comes in swearing, really pissed off that James won veto again. Ryan says that he’d rather keep Josh in the house than Sharon, and Adam agrees. They think Sharon would put both of them on the block if she won HoH, but Josh might go after the girls instead. That’s pretty accurate, methinks. Ryan wants to take the plan to James, and make sure Natalie and Sheila don’t find out about it.

James goes to one of the bedrooms, jumping up and down and dancing. I think it’s safe to say that his spirits have completely turned around since yesterday. Ryan goes to Joshuah in the bathroom and tells him that he has his and Adam’s votes, so he’ll stay. Josh is nodding and smiling, but says that he’ll keep pretending to be depressed.

Josh goes to Natalie and she apologizes to him again. He thanks her for trying so hard to win the veto, and then says that he won’t campaign against Sharon, but he thinks it would be better for Natalie to keep him because he’ll be a target week after week, and he’s willing to make deals with her. Natalie tells him that she’s definitely putting Sharon on the block against him, so he’ll have to get the votes himself. She promises that if it’s a tie, she’ll send Sharon out. Josh asks if she’s going to tell Sharon the same thing, and she says no.

Josh leaves and Natalie asks out loud why James won’t leave. She apologizes to Matt for not sending him his birthday present, and worries that she might have to break a tie in the votes and really doesn’t want to. Ryan comes up to talk with her, and they both lament the fact that they can’t get rid of James. Ryan wants to know who’s going up (duh) and Natalie says Sharon. They discuss the pros and cons of keeping Sharon or Josh, and Natalie asks if Ryan thinks Josh will keep his word. Ryan trusts him, and Natalie does as well. She says that if it’s a tie she’ll boot Sharon, and they both agree not to tell Sheila anything. They promise that the three of them (Ryan, Nat, and Adam) will stick together no matter what happens.

Sharon is downstairs crying into her bowl of slop, while Sheila tries to reassure her that she didn’t let Josh down, they all lost the veto except for James, and that she’s safe this week.

James goes upstairs to tell Natalie that he’ll be using the veto. Like that’s a newsflash. Natalie and Ryan want to know who he’s going to vote for, but he won’t tell them because, of course, he doesn’t trust them. He does say that he’s interested in working with them though. When he leaves, Natalie and Ryan think about making a deal with James and Josh to keep them all safe for the next two weeks. I don’t know why they bother – no one sticks to these deals anyway.

Josh tells James that he thinks he has the three votes he needs now, and they hug.

Sharon’s gone to the bathroom to have a good cry. Sheila goes to talk to her, telling her that no one else in the house has her back but Sheila will always be straight with her and tell her the truth. Sheila adds that she’s buried the hatchet with Joshuah and everything’s good now. Sharon leaves to go cry in one of the bedrooms by herself.

James and Josh gab about whether or not they can trust anyone in the house but each other, and they promise not to screw each other over. I think Josh has made alliances with everyone but Sheila, hasn’t he?

Josh is telling Sharon that everything is okay. The odds just weren’t with them today. Sharon is scared that James will turn on her, but Joshuah assures her that he won’t and she needs to stick with him after Josh is evicted. Sharon wonders if Sheila might actually be nominated instead of her, but Josh says no way, it’s not going to happen.

Natalie is upstairs telling Ryan that Matt lied to her and a lot of other people in the house. Now that she knows the truth about him kissing Sharon and Chelsia, she says that she’s glad he’s gone, and he’s not really her type anyway. I hope she’s serious about this.

Josh is kind of overdoing it now, telling Sheila to take care of Sharon for him. Sheila tells him that Sharon would have taken a bullet for him and that’s why she’s so upset, because she feels like she let him down. Josh asks Sheila what she thinks is going to happen now, and she says it’s going to be split girls versus boys.

James, Josh, and Ryan end up in the hot tub together talking about working together along with Natalie. Josh shares that Sheila has already told him that the house is going to split according to gender, and how she plans to work with Sharon once he leaves. James says that he’s going to tell everyone that he’s voting for Josh, and Ryan plans to keep Adam and Sheila completely in the dark about what’s going on. This never works though, because not a single one of these people can keep a secret. They all have to either spill everything the first chance they get, or call others out. Anyway, they decide to split up Sheila and Adam next week so that there are no couples left in the game.

Ryan leaves, and Josh and James talk about feeling bad about Sharon, but they have to do this. Josh says that if one of them ends up in sequester, at least it’s a jury vote for the other one. They can’t believe that things have shifted so much today, and now they feel like they actually have a chance. James says he doesn’t really trust Ryan and Natalie because they’ve screwed him over before, but he’s just going to do whatever he’s said he would and see how it all works out.

Sheila and Sharon are yapping together again, but it’s nothing new. Let’s just move on.

Natalie, Adam, and Ryan are all outside, and Adam is worried about this week’s vote. He thinks they’d be safer with Joshuah than Sharon. Ryan agrees, and Natalie says that they have to vote together, and that James has already said he’d be voting for Josh to stay. So this way Nat won’t have to break the tie. She’s happy about that. She mentions that James and Josh both want Sheila out, so she’s the target if one of them wins HoH.

A little while later though, it seems that Adam wants to keep Sharon instead. He tells this to Natalie, and instead of going into panic mode, she suggests they wait until tomorrow to talk about it again to see how things unfold. Adam agrees.

There’s a lot of chatter about what may or may not be coming up in the game. Luxury comp for clothes, double eviction week, another endurance competition, etc. I’m hopeful the double eviction week is coming soon. Really, really hopeful.

Natalie goes to Sharon and tells her that James, Josh, and Ryan are trying to get her out of the house. And now I’m thoroughly confused. Are they all just telling everybody anything they hear, to make sure all of their bases are covered? Natalie tells Sharon everything, except of course that she agreed to it all. Sharon is getting a little anxious now, and she’s trying to pin everything on James. She even says that James is homeless and a con artist, and he shouldn’t win the game. That’s all well and good, but James can’t be evicted this week. She says that James and Josh are extremely tight, but with Josh gone she feels no loyalty to James and will help the rest of them get him out of the house.

Ryan and Adam are playing pool and talking about who they should evict this week. Adam is truly scared of being on the block, and knows James would nominate him. He’s not too sure about Sharon, and thinks that he’d be safe with Josh. Ryan is flipping back and forth. Josh comes along and tells them that they’re both safe with him if they keep him, and mentions that the girls are all upstairs now plotting against the boys. Adam asks him which side he’s on – hee! Josh says, “Believe it or not, I actually do have a penis.”

Sheila has joined Sharon and Natalie, so the girls are indeed plotting. Natalie is saying that they shouldn’t worry if they see her talking to the boys, because she’s going to play along with it and get info from them. Sheila is talking a mile a minute about how badly the guys have played them and how it makes her sick to her stomach. They wonder which way Adam is leaning, and think maybe they should pull him in just to make sure that Josh is the one to go. Natalie says that she made a deal with James to keep herself safe, but doubts that he plans to keep his word. She went along with it because that’s what everyone else does.

Natalie says that she’s going to tell Josh that she’s sorry, but he is the bigger threat to her because of how close he is with James. She says she’s not going to forget how the two of them treated her, and will make sure one of them leaves the house this week. Sheila is now ranting about Ryan flipping sides and what a traitor he is. Natalie is worried that the guys are going to be suspicious of them all up there together. Too late for that though.

Natalie goes downstairs and find James and Josh. They ask her where the other girls are, and she says that Sheila is listening to music and Sharon is upstairs crying again because Josh is leaving. She says she was up there comforting her. Adam comes in and tells Natalie that they need to do the dishes, so she leaves. James says that he thinks Natalie, Ryan, and Adam are still working together and doesn’t trust them. Josh says it’s okay, as long as he stays they can put Adam and Ryan on the block next week.

Natalie tells Adam that Sheila wants Josh out. Adam says it’s all getting messed up and he doesn’t know what’s going on. Someone finds one of Sheila’s tampons in the garbage, and this becomes a hot topic with the guys getting on her case about disposing of her personal hygiene products.

Ryan and Adam keep talking about who to keep, Josh or Sharon? Adam says that they should keep Sharon if she promises them that she’ll put James on the block if she wins HoH. Meanwhile, James and Josh are trying to convince Natalie that Adam and Sheila need to be broken up.

Adam and Ryan take a tampon and dip it in salsa, then put it in the toilet. Sheila is the one to find it, and she comes running out telling them how gross they are. Hey, at least it only went in the toilet. It could have been much worse. James sees it, fishes it out with a bowl, and leaves the bowl on Sheila’s night table. Good times. Then they’re all trying to think up new ways to play tricks on Sheila.

Josh scares her by jumping out at her while she’s on the way to the bathroom. Then they get her to sit down in the kitchen, and James pours water on her from upstairs. She was taking it well and being a good sport about everything earlier, but now it seems she’s getting a little pissed off. Sheila goes to bed, and the rest of them try to find good hiding spots to jump out from and scare her tomorrow. Natalie wants to hide in the garbage can and pop out at Sheila in the morning. She even practices this.

Soon afterwards, everyone is getting ready for bed. There are quick little conversations about strategy all over the place, but they all boil down to “we’ll talk again tomorrow.” If I had to guess, I’d say that Natalie is actually planning to stick to the girls’ alliance. But I really can’t be 100% sure of that.

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BB9 Video — James Goes Off on Sheila

I couldn’t really do this clip justice in the recap, so here it is. The sound quality clears up eventually.

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wZYOKURt4g

Big Brother Live Feeds, March 27th, Part Two – James Goes Awf

We’re back from trivia, and as expected James and Josh are on the block. James is sitting on his bed alone, while Adam, Sheila, and Ryan are in the kitchen telling Nat that her speech was really good. Joshuah is in his underwear in the bathroom, shaving again. His legs, chest, and nether regions. Lucky me. Sharon is in there with him. Lucky her.

The kitchen crew are joking around now about Sheila finding Adam sexy. Adam grabs her from behind and pretends to hump her, then lays a sloppy kiss on her cheek. She’s laughing and pushing him away. She tells him to leave her alone and go “choke the monkey.”

Ryan and Adam throw a ball of paper at each other, which lands on the floor. Ryan goes to pick it up and splits his pants. Heh. Guess the slop diet came at a good time for him.

James is up and walking around, but not talking to anyone. He goes to sit in the sauna as most of the others head for the backyard. Sheila comes in to join him and he wants to know what he did to her that she wants him out of the house. She starts talking about all the stuff Chelsia did to her, and then says that James told Ryan she wanted him out and would put him on the block when she never said that to him. She says that she was trying to help him by telling him that there was a plan to have him backdoored, and then he repays that by lying about her.

Sheila turns it around a little by telling James that he’s the strongest player in the house and she thinks he’ll win the veto this week. She starts talking about Chelsia again, and James tells her that he wasn’t behind any of that and it’s not fair that he should have to pay for her actions when she’s already gone. James tells her that her “group” is going to turn on her, and she says she knows. They both think the house will split again soon, along gender lines.

Natalie and Josh are talking, and it sounds like Josh is scared that Sheila is going to turn on them because James is constantly in her ear and she’s easily swayed. Natalie tells him not to worry, the worst that can happen is a tie and she’s the tie-breaker. She wants James out of this house and sent to Matt as a birthday present. She leaves to go listen to her CD, and Josh tries to eavesdrop on the Sheila/James conversation.

He goes to the kitchen where Natalie and Sharon are, and Sheila comes out as well. Sheila says that she was talking to James about Chelsia. James goes outside with Sharon, and tells her that he has to win every single veto from now on, because all of them want him out of the house. Sharon tells him that it’s only because he’s such a strong player, and they all want him gone because they’re scared of him.

Sheila comes out and apologizes to James, saying that she was just so upset by what Chelsia said to her before leaving. James says it’s done, not to worry. They think that BB will have something set up for them on April Fool’s Day, and wonder what it could be. One of them mentions that James will once again boomerang back into the house, but Sharon points out that April first is actually a Tuesday, so it’s not a live eviction night. Whew.

Sheila asks him if he’s scared or intimidated by anyone in the house. He thinks on it, and says that Natalie is his equal in physical competitions, and that Adam is far smarter than he is. Sheila agrees. Hee! James says that he said in the DR that he was willing to do whatever it takes to stay in the game. He even offered to break his fingers again. Didn’t make sense the first time he mentioned that plan, and it sure doesn’t make sense now. Anyway, the DR people said no. Go figure. James admits that Matt intimidated him.

Sheila mentions Chelsia and their fights again. James points out that Chelsia isn’t there any more so they don’t need to keep discussing it. But then he says that the whole thing during the week that Matt left where Chelsia was making them think she wasn’t with James was an act. Sheila thanks him for being honest. Good grief. They spent to whole following week boinking each other, so I doubt this was a huge secret.

Adam is in the bathroom and Sheila walks in while he’s just finishing up on the toilet. Guess he forgot to use the “occupied” sign. Sheila comes running out telling everyone that she just walked in on Adam “mid-wipe.” They’re all laughing about this one.

Natalie gets called to the DR, and Adam yells out, “Let’s get ready for the veto competition!” They’re not going to do that tonight, are they? I’m all for a couple more hours of flames, but that would mean that the next several days are going to be full of nothing but idle talking and lame-ass strategy sessions. Don’t to this to us, BB.

Natalie comes out and says it’s time to pick players for the veto competition. Ruh roh. After a few minutes of flames, they’re back and Adam is the only one not playing. Josh is getting psyched for the comp already, but I’m not sure if that’s a good thing or not. They apparently had to tell BB their sizes, so they think there will be a uniform of some kind involved. And that’s good, because BB obviously didn’t have their sizes on hand, so the comp can’t possibly be ready for tonight.

There’s a lot of talk about Natalie, Sheila, or Sharon winning the veto. The guys (except James of course) all seem to want one of the girls to take it. Adam and James play pool, and Adam’s talking about not playing and being the one to put the veto necklace on the winner. James, ever the little ray of sunshine, says he has to win it or he’s doomed.

Everyone gathers at the hot tub except for James, who is in bed. They’re all speculating over what the competition will be like. Timed? Eliminating players? Physical? Puzzle? It’s all a complicated mystery.

Sharon goes up to Nat’s HoH room to listen to her CD. Sheila brings up the subject du jour again: Chelsia. She’s talking about the breastfeeding comment now, and thinks it had something to do with Natalie being able to squirt milk from her boobs. Clue stick on aisle four! Someone tells her that it was, but it also meant that she wasn’t riding coattails in the game. Oh brother.

Sheila says that James told her that he told Julie Chen that he thought she was the biggest threat in the house. Josh says that James has said that to him as well. Sheila thinks that means she’s going to win PoV tomorrow. She goes into the house, and Adam says he really hopes she does win it.

Everyone but Sharon and Josh goes inside. Josh tells her that if he wins the veto, he’s taking himself off the block – but if she wins it, she should keep the nominations the same. She agrees. She says that James really needs to go this week. They plan to keep Sheila around for a while, because she will flip on her alliance eventually and it will be easier to beat her in the comps.

Hamsters are gathered in the kitchen talking about … Chelsia and James and how they need to get James out this week. It’s the same old stuff, led mostly by Sheila and Natalie. But guess what? James isn’t sleeping any longer. He’s still in bed, but he’s listening to this conversation and stewing.

James comes out and tells them all that he heard everything they’ve been saying. He just wants to leave, it’s the same fucking thing every week. Sheila is trying to backpedal and say that she had to give Joshuah a pep talk because he was feeling so down about things. Sheila mentions Chelsia and James tells her to please shut up, he just got up after hearing them all slamming him. He says he’s not mad at her, he’s mad at the house. He wonders why no one holds Ryan responsible because of what Jen did in the house. They’re going to get married, while James just met Chelsia.

Sheila tries again to smooth things over, but James says he just heard everything, can’t she just give him that? She says okay, okay she can give him that. Then brings Chelsia up again. Even Adam is telling her to stop now. James tells her that he’s just mad about the whole situation, and she’s not helping things. He goes outside.

A few minutes later, Adam is out there too and saying that he’s always been straight with him. James says it’s fine, Adam put him on the block so James goes after him next – that all makes sense. But he doesn’t get why everyone in the house acts one way to his face and then they all talk about him behind his back. Same reason you do it James. See, he can be upset all he likes, but this is all stuff he does as well. If you’re going to talk shit about people when they aren’t around, don’t be surprised when they do it to you.

Ryan comes out and James says, “Even you – I fucking saved you and this is what I get in return?” Ryan looks at him like “what the hell?” James tells him the same thing he said to Sheila, that he’s not mad at Ryan, he’s mad at the house.

James goes to talk to Sharon in the bedroom. He’s saying that it doesn’t matter what happens, he’s on his own little island. He says that Natalie had told him that she was willing to work with him, but now he knows she was lying. Sharon says not to worry, they’ll figure something out like they always do.

Sheila and Natalie are outside, and Natalie is sharing her theory that James was jealous that Matt could have had Chelsia, so he had to take him out. Sheila is pissed off that James is mad at her for saying stuff, when he and his “little girlfriend” said way more crap about her. Meanwhile, James is walking through the house saying that he’s ready to make Sheila’s life a living hell for the next five days, and the seven days after that too if he wins the veto.

James goes outside and just launches right into Sheila. He’s only an inch away from her face at times, just screaming and cursing at her. He sounds like he’s about to cry. He’s talking fast and furious, but he says that she told him she wanted to work with him, that she had his back, and then calls her a lying fucking cunt. Sheila doesn’t do too badly here, yelling back at him and telling him she’s not going to do this, she’s had enough of this shit. BB brings us trivia for a minute, and then we get the end of the argument where James is walking into the house and Sheila’s saying, “thank you James.” Josh, who was listening to the whole thing, says, “Well, that was very intense.” Hee.

Natalie comes out of the DR having missed the entire scene, and James tells her that he just erupted on Sheila. He asks her not to let Sheila sleep in the HoH room so he can make her days and nights a living hell. James starts crying, saying that he’s completely alone in the game now. Natalie, who felt pretty much the same way two weeks ago and dealt with it so much better, tries to comfort him and tells him that he has Josh and Sharon.

Natalie says she had nothing to do with Chelsia leaving because she didn’t put them on the block. James shouts that Natalie had Adam wrapped around her finger, so she was involved. Adam goes in and asks James if he’s going to go off on him now. Adam says yes, he’s a threat and yes, people want him out of the house. James yells back at him, and Adam tells him to fuck himself. James tells him they’re cool, and Adam can go back to reading his bible. How does that work exactly?

Sheila finds Natalie and tells her to use the veto and put Sheila up – she’s had enough of this. If James wins veto then definitely put Sheila up, because she’s not going to do another week and a half of the screaming and lying. She’s worried about what her son is going to see on TV from all of this. Natalie says no way, she won’t do it. James had his chance – he could have won HoH and then his side would be taking out one of theirs. Instead he lost and now he’s acting like a baby.

Ryan and Adam go outside and say basically the same thing as Natalie just did. It’s a game and James’ side lost this week. Big deal. They go back inside and talk to James briefly, and they all say everything’s cool. Men deal with this stuff so much differently than women.

James, Josh, and Sharon have all gone to bed, but James is called to the DR. Adam and Ryan are also getting into bed now. Natalie comes down and talks to Josh and Sharon. Josh wants to know if Sheila was really giving James a pep talk in the sauna earlier, and Natalie says probably. They all agree that they have to really fight for the veto tomorrow, and Natalie leaves.

Josh is really scared now, because James is fired up and ready to take on the whole house. He’s worried that James will use his rage to win the veto tomorrow. Sharon tries to calm him, and even Adam comes in to give him a little encouragement. Josh gets up and talks to James in the kitchen. They’re both resolved that if they don’t get evicted this week, it’ll probably happen next week. James says he’s never been this angry in his life.

Sheila comes downstairs to get her things, but she’s planning on sleeping in the HoH room. James asks her if she’s okay and she says that she asked Natalie to put her on the block if the veto is used. James wants to know why, and she says that Sharon shouldn’t have to be the pawn again. He asks if she’s sleeping upstairs and she says yes.

Sheila goes back upstairs and she’s yelling at Natalie about Adam and Sharon throwing her under the bus. At least I think that’s what she’s upset about, because all of her tantrums are starting to sound the same. Kind of like the teacher in the Charlie Brown shows. She says that Natalie had better put Sharon up if one of the boys come off the block, because she only told James and Josh she was going up to try and fool them. Why? I have no idea. Natalie assures Sheila she’s not going on the block this week and asks her to calm down.

Downstairs Saint James is lamenting that he wanted to be friends with everyone (even though he said weeks ago that he hates all of them) but they’re all just using him. Boo hoo. He and Josh continue to wallow in their “on the block” sorrow. How they are the “different” ones in the house and they knew all along that the cool kids wouldn’t want them in their alliance. Guys, this worked for Rupert, but I’m not sure it’s going to endear viewers this time.

Now Josh is saying that they’re just America’s bitches and there to entertain people. That’s right boys, and at the moment? Not so entertaining. I’m just sayin’. They head for the bathroom, hopefully to get ready for bed, and James is saying that there’s got to be some way to keep them both in the house this week. He hopes that Sheila was serious and that Natalie would really put her on the block, because then they could work the house to get rid of her.

Much talk ensues about having to win the veto, and waiting until after the comp to figure out what to do next. Brilliant. James feels that he’d be letting Chelsia down if he follows her to sequester. Josh says that he’s not going to go off on anyone any more, because now he’s going to have to be with all of these people, either in the house or in sequester, until the game is over. They decide to get some sleep to be ready for the epic PoV comp tomorrow.

While everyone else in the house is sleeping, James gets up and does his usual nightly thing, wandering the house and trying to look pensive. He goes and sits in the hot tub, and Sheila comes out to get her laundry. I thought she was sleeping. They don’t speak to each other until Sheila is on her way back into the house, and she tells him, “Good luck tomorrow.”

James sits in the hot tub for a while, and then goes and has a shower. Then he’s back in bed like a good little hamster. Seems the excitement is over for yet another day.

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Big Brother 9 Live Feeds, March 27th, Part One – Step Three: Get James on Slop

So I’m tooling around the internets this morning, and what do I find? Amanda Hansen is selling the shirt that she collapsed in on eBay. Not only that, but this is part of the description: “I wore this shirt and will remember what I wore on that tragic night for the rest of my life.” Now don’t get me wrong – trying to make a quick buck on eBay isn’t a big deal. Unless you’re still hawking an endless supply of stuff from Dolphin Crash – but that’s a whole other post. But … there’s an ick factor here. “Tragic night?” Please. Yeah it was scary and everything, but come on. No Bueno.

Anyway, just had to mention that. Let’s move on, shall we?

The morning flame session occurs at 8:45, so the hamsters are up early today. At 9:00 BB tells them the food comp will be in one hour. Which means at least 90 minutes. Ryan tries to cheer Josh up by saying that he’s got his vote no matter what happens. Josh is just not in a happy mood this morning. Can’t imagine why. The other doomed hamster, James, is still in bed.

The guys are joking around with Sheila telling her that she needs to “bring the bush back.” Yes, it’s what you think it is. She’s saying that the bush is now only a landing strip, but they think she should grow it back out. Adam brings up Chelsia’s parting words to Sheila about being rode hard and put up wet. Is it wrong that I cringe at the grammar in that one? Adam walks around saying/shouting “rode hard!”

Sheila and Josh are talking in the bathroom, and Sheila says that James is going to go out the same way that Chelsia did, so things are going to get ugly in the house again. She says that she’s glad Chelsia is gone, and that she must have been jealous that Sheila got so much attention from Evel Dick.

Josh goes out into the kitchen, and you can still hear Adam yelling “rode hard!” Hee. Josh is talking about having different clothes this week because he’ll be on the block. Might as well look good even if you’re going to be walking out the door. Sharon laughs at him, and he says he’s just trying to give the viewers something for their money.

Adam goes up to see if Natalie is awake yet. She is, and she’s in the shower. Adam sits in the bathroom with her talking about getting James out this week. Nat isn’t feeling too well – she had a little too much wine last night, and doesn’t think the sushi and salmon is sitting very well in there either. Good thing the veto comp isn’t today. Adam leaves, and after getting out of the shower and beginning the lengthy makeup application routine, Natalie has to rush to the toilet and vomit.

It’s now almost 90 minutes since BB said the food comp would begin in an hour, and James is still in bed. BB tells him to get the hell up (well, not in those words), so he gets out of bed, changes his microphone battery, and goes right back to bed. Other hamsters are also going back to bed, or just sitting around waiting. A full hour after the comp was supposed to begin, BB tells them it’ll be another 15 minutes. We get to watch Josh shaving his arms and legs. Oh boy. Finally we go to trivia for a little over two hours. Food comp time.

When we come back, the backyard has a farm thing going on, complete with fake animals. Ryan is complaining that he’s already hungry and will miss his pizza this week. Sheila is laughing because this is her third time on slop. James is on slop too, just to add insult to injury. Adam gets food. Josh goes and gets all humpy with the fake farm animals, and then James, Ryan, and Adam grab some mallets and start pounding the hell out of a bunch of watermelons. This might be one of the oddest paragraphs I’ve ever written.

They’re talking about how Sheila messed up and should have picked food. Or she should have picked slop – I’m not really clear on this. They all had to pick something and the minority won? No idea. All I can figure out is that Adam and Natalie are the only ones eating food in the house this week, and that Sharon chose not to use her slop pass.

James keeps hammering away at the watermelons, which I guess is a good way for him to take out his aggression. Natalie is asking about pickles, and they have to explain to her that they’re made from cucumbers. She laughs because she always wondered where they came from. Wow.

They all go inside, and BB locks them in there so they can clean up the backyard. Everyone’s munching on pickles except for James, who is drinking the pickle juice. Better than throwing it at Natalie, I guess. Josh is talking about surviving another week on barbecue sauce.

The TV screen in the living room says “Nominations Today.” This is enough to freak Josh out a little, so he goes to talk to Natalie telling her that he’s so scared of what’s going to happen this week. She tells him not to worry, that she and Adam worked out a five-step process for the week. 1. Send Chelsia out. 2. Win HoH. 3. Nominate James. 4. Win PoV. 5. Send James out. See? Simple.

Josh decides to find a special outfit to wear for his first time on the block. Ryan is lamenting the loss of his food for the week, hoping that he will have an allergic reaction to the slop so he can eat. He’s already hungry, wants pizza, and can’t imagine how he’ll keep his strength up. Now I realize that I’ve never had slop and don’t fully understand how nasty it is, but wouldn’t eating it be preferable to going hungry for a whole week?

Adam promises Joshuah that, even if James wins the veto and Sharon goes up, Josh has his vote. No matter what.

Sharon has made a big pot of slop for everyone. Ryan digs in and says it’s excellent. Adam tells him to make sure he takes vitamins and lots of protein shakes. James says something about having to go on slop so he could play for veto this week. I really don’t understand how this food comp worked.

Natalie goes upstairs and Sheila follows. They’re talking about what Natalie is going to say during her nomination speech, as well as her wardrobe and how she likes to wear short skirts. These two seemingly different conversations are going on at the same time – they just veer from one to the other indiscriminately. Sheila thinks that they’re really going to need Sharon to help them go up against the boys later, and Natalie says they can get Sharon, but they can’t tell her anything because she takes it all back to Josh.

Adam comes up to tell Natalie there’s new food in the storage room. They rework their 5-step plan to get rid of James to include “Get James on slop.” Heh. Sheila has a bee in her bonnet over the fact that (she thinks) Chelsia will get to be on the Early Show and then House Calls and get to talk trash about them while they’re still in the house and can’t defend themselves. Lots of Chelsia-bashing going on now. Sharon comes up and listens to Natalie’s CD for a while. I’d tell you what the other hamsters are doing, but all four feeds are on the HoH room and have been for a while now.

Brief trivia interlude, and then all four feeds are showing me Natalie and Adam eating pizza in the kitchen. Sheila is there too, talking about the food comp. Natalie finishes eating and goes back upstairs, where Sharon is still listening to music. Sharon says that it’s interesting now that no one is after any of the girls in the house. It’s James, Josh, and Adam that are the main targets. She wonders if they can use that to their advantage.

Sharon seems to think that Ryan wants Adam and Sheila gone because Jen didn’t like them. Because somehow Jen still has relevance in the game, even though I had to think for a minute who the hell she was. And I live and breathe this stuff. Of course that could be sleep deprivation and massive feed overload working their magic.

Ryan comes up and a few minutes later Sharon leaves. Ryan thinks maybe they should put Sharon and Josh up and backdoor James, just because he hates it so much. Natalie is giggling and saying she was thinking the same thing. Adam joins them and they tell him the plan. He says they’re screwed if Jimmy wins the veto that way though. Well if he’s nominated and wins the veto, there’s no difference, right? It’ll still be the same people on the block. Gah, these people are so not smart.

Natalie decides to stick with the original plan, and she’s looking forward to the nomination speech. Adam says that if Natalie or one of them wins the veto, he might go off on James. Oh dear, it’s contagious. Although I kind of want to see that. Then Natalie is all into the Chelsia-bashing crap again, and says that if they get rid of James, Josh, and Sharon and make it to the final four, then all of the “evil doers” will have been banished from the house. Sigh.

Downstairs, Sharon is telling Josh pretty much most of the conversation she had with Natalie earlier. James comes in bitching that Josh left the toilet seat up, so when he went to sit down he squashed his dick against the toilet as he fell in. Then he sits down and says that it’s going to be one of the three of them leaving this week, and that everyone who gets close to him ends up leaving. Spare me.

BB calls an outdoor lockdown and Natalie is called to the DR. Shortly thereafter we go to trivia, so it must be nomination ceremony time. Gee, I wonder who’s going up?

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Big Brother 9 Live Feeds, March 26 – And God Said, “Let Natalie Have HoH”

There’s really no point in covering most of the day leading up to the live eviction show. It’s good enough to just say that there was lots of primping and tarting up going on in the bathroom, Natalie was psyching herself up to win HoH, Josh and James talked about having to win HoH or they were doomed, Sharon retold the story of her breakup with Jacob, Natalie spoke to and about god, Adam explained that he smashed grapes in Chelsia’s face last night because he was pissed off that she threw them at him and if they hadn’t been in the house he would also have shaken her (seemed I missed that action last night!), and Chelsia plotted her exit speeches.

That about covers it.

We’re back from the live eviction show, where Chelsia acted like a spoiled toddler and Natalie ended up winning HoH. Natalie is talking about the numbers now, because it’s all about her number theories. Something about week seven, seven questions, etc. I’m not really following, and I’m not interested enough to do the math, but wasn’t she on about week eight last week, and that’s where Evel Dick fit in? So how are we on sevens now? Anyway, Natalie’s birthday is November 7th, which she says is also election day (not this time I’m afraid), so that’s why she won the presidential HoH comp. Interesting – here I thought it was because the rest of the house had no clue how they’re being portrayed on the show.

Side note: how hilarious was Joshuah’s quick and confident arm in the air after being asked who would give the most inspirational speech, him or Natalie? He picks himself, grins, waves his arm around and … boom, the correct answer is Natalie. Weeee!

There’s a lot of chatter about Chelsia’s parting words. Sheila says that she was going to fire something back about maturity, but decided against it. Very mature of her. Josh tells Natalie and Ryan that he knows he’s going on the block, he’s not going to bother asking her not to nominate him this week because they’re way past that, and begs them to please win the PoV so that James leaves this week.

Adam is unpacking his things from his HoH room so that Natalie can use the same bags to pack her stuff in. She’s got loads of stuff to take up there! She’s taking everything she owns, maybe because she’s seen how people freak out in there and wants to keep her belongings safe. I wouldn’t blame her for that.

Sharon is telling Josh that she’s been the pawn twice and she’s not doing it any more. Subtle hint there, Josh. She’s not taking any more bullets for you.

James goes to Natalie and asks if they’re still “on.” Natalie acts confused (at least I think it’s an act) and asks him what he’s talking about. He mentions that they were going to keep each other safe this week, and Natalie says she can’t trust him because of what he did to Matt. James tells her that she won’t know until she tries, but she just says that she’s going to do what’s best for her this week.

James is wearing Chelsia’s red bathrobe. Great. Of all the things she could have left him, it had to be that? He’s dancing around in the backyard, telling Josh that he’s ready for the PoV and hopes it’s endurance because he could go for 24 hours. They really don’t know this show very well, so they? There won’t be another endurance challenge until final three James, and it’s not looking likely that you’ll be involved.

Josh is lamenting the fact that he finished one square behind Natalie. Hee – now he’s bitching about how she could possibly be more inspirational than him. Saw this coming a mile away. He’s stressing about the veto, and how, if James wins it, then Sharon goes up again and Joshy goes to the jury house. Josh says that he has a lot of hot tubbing ahead of him and goes inside to get his bathing suit.

He goes straight to Natalie, congratulating her again and telling her that this is her week, her time to shine. Don’t forget to wipe the brown off your lips there Josh. She’s telling him that James is the target, because there’s no way she can ever trust him after he lied to her about Matty after hanging on the disco ball for five hours. Then she says that god let her win HoH, and she knew he sent her a sign when she walked outside and her outfit matched the comp setup. Seriously.

Sharon joins them and helps to build Natalie up, saying that she’ll probably win the veto too and send James packing. Natalie says that she hasn’t been able to play the last two veto comps, so she’s really ready for this one. Sharon says that the reason James was voted back into the house was for Natalie to have her chance to get revenge. What? James came back in BEFORE Matt was evicted. Is it me?

Adam mentions that, when he went up to the HoH room to talk to Julie on the live show, he could see the broadcast on the screen in there. He saw his brother at the end of the “Baller” segment, and Josh in the DR, but he had no audio. They’re all waiting for Natalie to come out with her HoH key. General chatting for a minute or two, and then James says something about having to win the veto again because apparently everyone wants him out of the house. Awkward!

Adam says something about how good James is at the comps, and James points out that no one’s denying that he’s out this week if he doesn’t win the veto. He thinks that, since he and Josh both attacked Natalie and threw stuff on her, they should be viewed equally on the block. Again, what? Sheila says that the attacking should be over now, because they all saw how ugly it made Chelsia look. Josh says no, she just didn’t know how to do it right. These things need to be planned out well in advance, and she just kept spewing out the same insults repeatedly.

James mentions something about having sex with Chelsia, and Adam seems surprised. Josh confirms that it happened several times, because he heard it. James laughs and says that while the rest of them were going apeshit over the smashed Easter eggs, he was getting laid.

After a brief dance with the flames, we’re up in Natalie’s HoH room. She’s got her pictures, her Yellowcard CD, a letter from home, red wine, iced coffee, and sushi, among other things. The letter says that her sister bought cable so she could watch Natalie on TV. Her mom says that she’s brought the family closer together because they’re all spending time talking about her on the show. The pictures are from pageants, her job at Hooters, as well as family and her dogs.

Josh and James are only up there long enough to pay their respects, and then they’re back in their bedroom moping. Josh says sarcastically that they have god on their side. Heh. James thinks that Chelsia ruined his game with a few people, especially Sheila. Joshuah wishes this was just a simple popularity contest, because he thinks he’d have a better chance at that. Should we go there? Nah, too easy.

Sharon is in the backyard with Adam and Ryan saying that she wants to start working out, because she hasn’t done it since high school. She’s trying the equipment with help from the guys, and complaining that it hurts. She goes to the hot tub instead, and they ask her if James is freaking out. She confirms that yes, there is freaking out happening as they speak. Right now James is sitting on his bed, by himself, having a beer.

James decides to make a move and goes upstairs to talk to Natalie. He says that he just wanted to congratulate her, and says that he knows he’s going up this week. She says that she’s going to be fair and give him the chance to play for veto, but she can’t trust him. James says that if he leaves this week, she becomes the strongest player in the house and Adam and Ryan will flip and try to get her out. He wants to work with her instead, the two strongest players together going to the final two.

James says that the reason he had to go after Matt was because he was scared of him because Matt was such a strong player. Now he wants the strong players to stay and fight to the end. He promises he will have Natalie’s back, and that he needs someone to fight with in the game now that Chelsia is gone. Natalie just says that she doesn’t know who to trust in the house, and she will have to do what is ultimately best for her in the game.

Joshuah is getting concerned over the amount of time James has been in the HoH room. Ryan perks up and asks if Sheila is in there with them, and Josh says no, she’s in the DR. Ryan immediately looks worried. Josh knew that James was trying to campaign for Chelsia to stay last week, and thinks he’s now trying to get Josh out to save himself.

James comes out and goes to the hot tub with Josh and Sharon. He says that Natalie pretty much confirmed that James and Josh are going up and James is leaving unless he wins the veto. He also tells Sharon that he and Josh are a sinking ship, and she should do whatever she needs to do to stay in the game. Josh doesn’t say anything.

Adam and Sheila are now in the HoH room with Natalie, and the girls wonder if Adam was offended by what Chelsia said when she was leaving. He looks surprised and says no, he doesn’t give a shit. It truly pains me to admit it, but Baller is starting to grow on me. His whole session with Julie on the live show was pretty awesome, I have to give him that.

Natalie tells them most of what James said to her up there. Then she says that they don’t have to worry. She said she was going to put both boys up, and both boys are going up. Yay for Natalie! She says she’s doing it for herself, Matt, Alex, Amanda, Jen, and Parker.

Sharon is telling Josh that she doesn’t trust James at all anymore, and Josh agrees that he’s thrown them both under the bus. Note to season 10 contestants: please find a phrase other than “under the bus” if you could. That would really help. Thanks. Josh says that if James wins the veto, he (Josh) is going to cry for the next five days because it’ll be him leaving. Sharon assures him that god will not allow a non-believer to stay in the house longer than him. And again I have to wonder if any of these people besides Natalie have actually watched much reality TV.

Adam comes out and says that Natalie was on a mission this week. Josh says yes, but if James wins next week he’s coming after Adam. Josh is worried about how James will campaign against him this week, and wonders what he’ll use as ammo.

We get flames for a few minutes again, and then Natalie is telling Joshuah all about the conversation she had with James a little while ago. Adam and Ryan are outside playing pool and talking about how James is a con man and bilked seniors out of their money by forging signatures. See, there’s all the ammo Josh will need in his campaign. James admitted all of this earlier in the season. Adam is saying that Natalie was awesome in the comp, and she didn’t even have to think before answering. She got all but one question right.

A little while later, Adam and Ryan are talking again. They decide that if “Pinky” stays, they’re both goners. So they have to get him out this week. Profound. Sheila and Natalie spend some time together in the HoH room rehashing Chelsia’s insults and discussing Natalie’s pictures and her family.

Josh goes upstairs and says he has a really bad feeling about PoV. Sheila and Natalie both assure him that he has nothing to worry about. Natalie is on a mission to send Matt a birthday present: James in sequester. Sheila warns Josh that James will try and get him worked up so he goes off on her and Natalie this week to make them want to boot him. The subject goes back to Natalie giving Matt blow jobs, and she’s still denying it. She wonders how Chelsia could call her out for that when all along she and James were having sex. Sheila doesn’t believe it, and Josh confirms that they were having sex many, many times.

As this discussion is going on, Ryan and Adam are laying in their beds talking about sex. Adam is excited to find out how many girls will want him after the show is over, and they both wonder if Sheila and Natalie are upstairs having a bubble bath together. Hee. Guess they don’t know Josh is up there too, ’cause that would really spoil the fantasy.

Josh leaves the HoH room saying that he’ll be able to sleep tonight knowing that they have everything under control. Sheila and Natalie continue to rag on Chelsia for a while before Sheila leaves as well. Natalie reads her letter again, and then she’s getting ready for bed too.

Everyone is sleeping for a while, and then James gets up and does his nightly tour of the house. He goes outside to play pool, and asks himself how badly he really wants the money. He tells himself, “If you don’t really want it, you should have used the veto on Chelsia.” He plays pool for a few minutes, then goes back inside to eat some candy. He’s still talking to himself a bit, but it’s nothing worth mentioning. He goes and plays chess, by himself, for half an hour, and then he’s off to bed again.

Looks like everyone is finally out for the night.

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Big Brother 9 Live Feeds, March 25th, Part Two – Sharon Cracks and Conspiracy Theories Abound

Natalie, who just got an earful of conspiracy theory from Sheila, goes in to talk to Ryan. She tells him most of Sheila’s fears, and says that Josh and James are plotting to evict Sharon and keep the strongest players in their alliance together. Ryan is surprised to hear this, and promises that he’s voting to boot Chelsia and still wants James out too. Natalie mentions that she heard Ryan was planning on nominating her and Sheila, and Ryan denies this. He says that he is 100% with her and Adam, and the boys definitely have Natalie’s back. Nat says okay, but they need to all get together and talk in the HoH room later. They pinky-swear that Chelsia is out this week.

Natalie goes to talk to Josh in the sauna room. He promises as well that he’s not voting against Sharon, and he’s surprised to hear that anyone would doubt that. Please buddy, everyone knows you’d sell anyone down the river to stay in the game. He asks Natalie to go talk to Sharon and make sure she knows she’s safe.

Now we have Natalie, Sheila, and Sharon talking. Natalie tells Sharon that Ryan and Josh have both promised that they’re voting to keep her, and she has her and Sheila’s votes as well. So she’s absolutely safe. Sharon thanks her and seems relieved. Natalie says that Chelsia and James are just trying to start something and turn everyone against each other, but they’re not going to let it happen.

Ryan comes along, and Natalie is telling him the same thing, that James and Chelsia are trying to mess with them. He says he knows all about it, and that it’s not going to work. Sharon is pretty quiet now, like she’s not quite sure what’s going on. Welcome to my world, Sharon.

Josh and James seem to think that they’re setting up outside for the HoH comp already, since BB has called an indoor lockdown. Josh tells James that Natalie thinks Chelsia is staying and that something’s going on there with Ryan. He’s not sure what the whole story is, but something’s going down. James doesn’t seem all that interested.

Chelsia and James climb back into bed, while Joshuah is trying on clothes trying to decide what to wear for the live show tomorrow night. He’s got an outfit put aside that he’s saving for his eviction night as well. Chelsia says that she’s going to be strong until the cameras are off her, and then she’ll probably break down and cry. James says it’s the worst feeling in the world to hear your name and have to walk out that door.

Natalie and Sheila are still talking about never voting for James to win the money in the end, how they are the good people, how Sheila couldn’t let James win and then blow all the money because he’s young and irresponsible, etc. Sharon’s still in there too, but she’s not saying much at all. She looks a little shell-shocked, really. Natalie can’t believe that James and Chelsia would stoop to this, and try to get everyone including Josh to vote against Sharon.

Sheila is saying that Sharon shouldn’t trust Josh, because he’ll probably stick with James because he’s stronger and a bigger target, and will take the spotlight off of Josh.

The lockdown is over. And so are Natalie’s hopes of a giant HoH comp setup where she can hang on something for hours and then backdoor James to avenge Matt’s demise.

Natalie leaves to get something to drink, and Sheila tells Sharon not to tell anyone what they’ve just been talking about. She says if any of it comes back to her, she’ll know it came from Sharon. Because it’s not like Nat and Sheila haven’t said all of this stuff a dozen times already. And that’s just today.

Chelsia comes in and Sharon leaves, so now we have the unlikely duo of Sheila and Chelsia in the sauna room. Sheila wonders if Chelsia is planning to go off again tonight, to leave with a bang. Sheila says she was scary, crushing the eggs and everything. Chelsia laughs and says she can’t believe she did all that. She thinks she’ll probably end up on The Soup because of it, and she likes that idea.

Then Chelsia asks Sheila about her vote. Sheila says she’s not going to lie or flip-flop this time – her vote is with Sharon. She says that Sharon went up to protect Joshuah and herself (I don’t recall Sharon being concerned with saving Sheila, but whatever) and she can’t turn on her for that. Chelsia says she appreciates Sheila being honest with her. Here we go. Sheila goes on and on about people lying to her throughout the game. Then she says that she really likes Chelsia and thinks she’s cool, but she can’t keep her in the game. This turns into a discussion of how the game changes people and how neither of them act like this outside the house.

Natalie and Ryan are chatting about taking Sharon in and keeping her safe. They think she’d be willing to break away from Joshuah now that she’s heard what’s going on with that side, and then they can target Josh and James. They plan to talk to Adam about this later and see what he thinks.

Speaking of Sharon, she’s in tears telling Joshuah that she’s hearing all kinds of stuff today and she doesn’t know what to believe. Wow. Sheila and Natalie have managed to crack Sharon. Josh is asking if Sharon thinks she’s leaving, and Sharon almost yells, “I don’t know!” She’s tired of people telling her stuff, and can’t listen to the same things over and over again. Oh Sharon, honey, I SO know how you feel. Josh keeps asking if they’re trying to make her think that he’s voting against her, but she won’t say.

Sharon’s really letting loose, saying she’s so tired of trying to be nice to everyone, then they all turn around and screw her anyway. They all tell her different things and she doesn’t know who to trust anymore. Josh is saying she can trust him, and she says she knows. He asks if she thinks James and Chelsia are plotting something against her, and she says that’s what she’s heard. She says she’s done, she’s tired of this and can’t take it any longer.

Josh is trying to build her back up, saying that she’s in the best position of the game right now, and that she can’t believe a word that comes from Sheila or Natalie. He points out that Chelsia is just trying to save herself, but it’s not going to work because everyone but James wants her gone. Sharon says that she’s been quiet this whole time, taking the heat for Josh’s tantrums and listening to everyone, and she’s really wanted to go off and tell everyone what she really thinks. She thinks James can’t keep his mouth shut and it’s driving her crazy.

Josh starts talking about the upcoming HoH comp and what he thinks it might be. He’s pretty sure they’ll be in booths again, maybe holding up paddles with answers. Sharon takes the bait and chats with him, and you can almost see her winding down now.

Inside, Natalie and Ryan are whispering at each other about getting to the final four with Adam and Sheila. Sheila comes in and tells them that she just told Chelsia that she’s voting to keep Sharon. Ryan says that this is all bullshit, and they agree. Sharon and Josh come inside, and they assure Sharon that she’s absolutely safe.

Ryan and Adam go outside and Ryan fills Adam in on everything that’s been going down. Ryan says that James has to go because he’s filling Sheila’s head with garbage, and she believes that Ryan is after her now. He knows that Natalie doesn’t believe any of it, but Sheila is wavering, although she did tell Chelsia that she’s not voting to keep her. Adam says he should have put Josh on the block instead of Sharon, but Ryan says no, they need to get Chelsia out of there.

Sheila is telling Sharon all about her father and how he was a criminal and went to prison.

Josh and James are at the hot tub talking about Sharon’s meltdown. James says that he doesn’t trust Sharon at all, he’s just got a feeling about her. Chelsia comes out and joins them, and says that Sheila and Sharon are talking inside. She thinks maybe she can swing Ryan’s vote now for some reason, but the guys aren’t too sure about it.

Sharon is outside now too, and they’re talking about Natalie’s “missing years” again. Chelsia asks Sharon what Sheila and Natalie have been talking to her about all day, and Sharon says that they just keep saying the same things over and over again. Yes. Yes they do. James asks if Sheila has promised Sharon her vote, and Sharon confirms this. James says that she’s doing the same shit that she always does then, implying that she promised Chelsia a vote as well. Sharon leaves, and James says that if Sheila comes out all pissed off, then they’ll know that Sharon told her what they said.

Inside, Natalie and Sheila are bashing James. It’s the same old crap that they’ve been spewing all week, so we won’t get into it now. Sharon joins them, and they make it perfectly clear that it was James that started all the shit today. Even though it was actually them who went off the deep end with their theories and stuff. Lots of talk of trust and winning HoH and getting James out of the house.

Josh and Sharon talk again, and Sharon says that James was lying because she knows Sheila never promised Chelsia her vote. She also knows now that James offered Natalie a deal to keep each other safe next week. Josh is in a tough spot, and doesn’t offer much insight here.

A bit later, Adam and Josh have a quick conversation and decide that they should get rid of James first, and then Sheila and Natalie. This is interesting. They’re a little worried that the vote might actually flip tomorrow, and if it does it’ll be because Sheila lied to everyone.

Natalie and James talk in the sauna room. Natalie says she is getting suspicious of Sheila and Sharon spending so much time together. James agrees.

Adam and Ryan are now whispering. Geez, it’s hard to keep up with all of these secret conversations. Ryan is positive that Sheila is not going to flip. He says she knows she’d be screwed if Sharon walks out that door tomorrow. Adam walks away and finds Natalie, who tells him that she’s definitely with him and Ryan, but she’s trying to make James believe that she’s wavering.

The next little while consists of Sheila and Natalie talking up a storm of rehash, Ryan and Adam confirming several times that Chelsia is going, Josh complaining about the morning wakeup music and how he couldn’t dance to it, and more pinky-swearing that Chelsia is indeed leaving.

James and Chelsia have a talk about the future of their relationship. James pretty much leaves it open and up to her, and she doesn’t really make a commitment either way. He says that she’s going to have a lineup of men waiting for her when she gets home, but she doesn’t think so. They agree to spend a few days in California hanging out before heading for home after the finale. James says he’s going to have to stay in one place and work in his buddy’s bar for a while anyway while waiting for his money from BB.

Ryan comes down and Chelsia asks him about his vote. He wants to know why he’s the last person she’s approaching, and she doesn’t answer him. She just wants to know if the house made a deal with Sharon that she’d go on the block to get Chelsia out, and then she’d help them go after James next. Ryan says no, he hasn’t heard anything about that kind of deal. Me neither – I wonder where she’s getting this one from. They move on and trash Natalie for a few minutes, and then Ryan says he’s going to bed.

Chelsia starts crying again and James is trying to comfort her. They’re both saying “this sucks” over and over. She hates that Natalie is going to get the satisfaction of seeing her walk out the door, when it should be the other way around. They talk a bit about everyone including Joshuah being after James now. Chelsia doesn’t want to see James show up in sequester.

James gives Chelsia his version of a pep talk. All that these people in the house want is the paper at the end. The paper that lets them buy more stuff. She doesn’t need that, does she? She says no. He encourages her to do what she wants to do. If she wants to travel instead of going to college, then she should do it and live with no regrets.

Sheila and Natalie have been talking this whole time about how much better they are than the others and how they deserve the money. Natalie’s doing her fire and brimstone thing, and Sheila’s hauled out the “I’m a 45 year old single mom” chorus.

James and Josh talk about the HoH comp, and Josh says that if James wins, Josh will give these people nervous breakdowns. James says he’d rather Josh take this one, because he thinks the next one will be physical and he’s ready to win something like that.

Natalie and Ryan are climbing into bed. Not together, just at the same time. They’re wishing each other good luck in the HoH comp tomorrow, and just chatting about getting mentally prepared to kick ass.

James, Josh, and Chelsia hang out in the kitchen eating. The boys want to know what Chelsia has planned for tomorrow, and she says she doesn’t know. They toss around some ideas, like throwing food or damaging something. Chelsia gets the cake they got for the halfway party and ruins Matt’s face, then puts the cake back. Apparently BB has given them a 1am curfew tonight, for which I am eternally grateful.

They talk about what each person would do with the money if they won it. Nothing really exciting. James asks if they’re all ready for bed yet, and Chelsia wonders if she’ll be known as the chick who destroyed the Easter eggs. Maybe people will throw eggs at her, she thinks.

They all head for bed. Chelsia and James have sex, of course, since it’s their last night together in the house, and Josh is listening and asking if they’re done yet. Heh. Adam gets up for a smoke outside and then he’s back to bed. It’s lights out and four feeds of sleeping hamsters now.

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Big Brother 9 Live Feeds, March 25th, Part One – Sheila Stirs the Pot

Josh is up this morning a little before the wakeup call. Thankfully, we’re spared his morning dance routine as the flames engulf us for twenty minutes. Natalie’s complaining about Ryan’s snoring, and Sharon has caused a stir in the house by wearing shorts. No, seriously. She never wears them. The guys are shocked that they actually look like booty shorts, and tell her she looks great. She wears her bikinis all the time, so I’m not getting why this is a big deal.

James and Chelsia are, of course, still in bed. James is trying to get her to take off her robe so that he can play with her boobs.

Adam and Ryan are in the backyard, once again talking about the upcoming HoH comp. Ryan has a feeling he’s going to win it. Their conversation is made up of sentences like, “How cool would it be if we won this shit, bro?” Josh comes out to join them, and suddenly they’re talking about football. Ryan asks why Chelsia didn’t bother to campaign, and Josh says that she knows it wouldn’t matter because they’ve all decided that she’s leaving.

Ryan says that he thinks Sheila is working both sides, and that she’ll hop into an alliance with James as soon as Chelsia is gone. Josh is wondering how Natalie will do on her own, without Matt. Newsflash Josh: Matt’s been gone for almost a week now, and Natalie hasn’t exactly withered up and died. I think it’s safe to say she’ll be fine.

They discuss how much it sucks that they won’t be remembered for very long, since the new season of BB will start up soon after theirs ends. I think there are other reasons for this crew falling into obscurity, but we don’t have to get into that now. Josh mentions the various gay men who have been on the show, including Joe and his giant nipples. And then they’re back to bashing Sheila and her lackluster performance in the competitions so far.

Sheila and James are talking, and she tells him that any deals he has made with anyone in the house cannot be trusted, because everyone is out to get him now. Then she says that if she wins HoH, she’s not after him at all. She says he’s not a threat to her, and that she wants to get to the end with a person who’s played the game hard like he has. James is just taking all of this in and not giving much, until he asks her if she’s related to Matt. Heh. She tells him no, she just met Matt at the same time he did. Then she starts talking about her actual son and how much he and James will like each other.

Chelsia and Josh come outside, so Operation Make Friends With the Threat is over for now. James goes over to talk with Josh and Chelsia, and tells them that Sheila told him the others are planning to backdoor him next week. Josh tells him not to worry about it, Sheila’s just trying to jump on his coattails and ride to the end. James is called to the DR to record his goodbye message to Chelsia, and she tells him to “make it good.” I predict the phrases “great girl” and “really care about you” will be in this clip.

Adam and Ryan are talking about Sheila jumping ship and/or working both sides. They both agree that they can’t trust her, and she’s giving up any information they tell her.

Sheila goes to sew up James’ jacket for him, and tells Sharon that everyone is gunning for James but her. I guess she thinks that maybe she can get Sharon to trust her, and she’ll go to James and tell him not to target Sheila or something. Sheila’s talking up a storm about how much she admires James and how much he’s done in his life and in the game. She thinks he’ll be there at the end, even though he probably won’t win. Then she’s talking about how she wishes everyone in the house could have won something, and mentions Ryan taking the $10,000 from her again.

Adam and Ryan have gone outside to play pool, and they’re still talking about Sheila playing both sides. Adam says that she’s trying to save her ass, and they can’t really blame her for playing the game. Ryan’s just worried that she’s telling them all the stuff they’ve talked about. Like what, they have to win HoH? Ryan has big plans for HoH, by the way. He won’t tell Adam what he’s going to do just yet, but he thinks he’s really going to stir shit up. Adam can’t wait to hand Ryan the HoH key.

Natalie has joined Sheila and Sharon, and Natalie is talking about her painting. She also does pottery and likes to paint mermaids. Her paintings are up at the coffee bar she works at, and people come in all the time to buy them.

James, Josh, and Chelsia are outside now, talking about Sheila flipping. They’re trying to figure out what everyone would do if they win HoH this week. They note that James is a target for the majority of the house, and James mentions that Dick told him that during his season people were always after him and he wouldn’t have had it any other way.

Now Adam and Ryan are in the HoH room watching the spy screen. Sheila and James go out to play a game of pool together, and Ryan says that she’s going out to set them all up with James. Outside, Sheila is telling James that they have something in common – everyone in the house wants them out. She wonders who the bigger target is, and when James says it’s definitely him, she asks if he thinks the house sees him as a bigger threat than her. Well, let’s see. He has a strong alliance behind him and can win competitions. Sheila? Not so much.

Ryan has come downstairs, and he goes to the kitchen to tell James that if Sheila was saying shit about him targeting James next week, then she’s lying. He’s willing to call her out here and get everything out in the open. James says not to worry, he only has one target next week. He won’t name names, but it’s the guy who promised not to put him up last Tuesday, and then put him up two days later. Hmm. That’s pretty cryptic. Can you give us some more clues James?

Josh is telling Ryan and James that Sheila is trying to make everyone think that, if she wins HoH, she’ll put up Josh and James, when really she wants to target someone from her own group. Probably Ryan. James agrees and says that Sheila did say she wanted Ryan out. Josh says that last night she told him that if she makes it to the final two, she’ll win the game because she’s a single mom. James says that if she gets to the end, he probably would vote for her because she mind-fucked everybody in the house. Josh and Ryan won’t even consider this and say they’d never vote for her. Ryan is particularly steamed about this whole conversation.

Ryan leaves, and Josh thinks that they’ve successfully pitted two of “them” against each other. James isn’t so sure, and thinks that Sheila and Ryan may be putting this all out there on purpose to try and trap them.

There’s some excitement when a banner plane flies overhead, and the hamsters read, “Run Fatboy, Run!” on the banner. It takes them a minute, but eventually they figure out it’s a movie advertisement. Hee. Ryan probably thought it was directed at him.

Natalie and Chelsia are talking in the kitchen, and Chelsia actually has the balls to ask what she can do to redeem herself and get Natalie’s vote. Natalie tells her that, right before Chelsia blew up at her the other night, she had been in the HoH room campaigning to Adam to keep her and get Joshuah out instead. She adds that she doesn’t care what Chelsia says about her, but the stuff about Matt really bothered her. Chelsia says that Matt did try to get sexual with her, and that he told her about the blow jobs. Natalie continues to deny that these ever happened.

Chelsia says that Sharon is underestimated in the game, and that if she (Chelsia) stays, she’s willing to put James on the block. She says she knows that the two of them can’t continue to play the game together, and she has no problem turning on him. Natalie doesn’t promise her vote of course, but she doesn’t tell Chelsia to shove it either. Which I totally would have done in her place.

Natalie goes out and tells Sheila and Sharon about her conversation with Chelsia. Sharon wonders why Chelsia would even think that Natalie would consider keeping her, after being degraded on television like that. Natalie says if Matt did tell people she gave him blow jobs, she’s done with him.

The girls talk about this for a while, and it seems that Natalie and Sheila are getting a bit worked up about Chelsia campaigning to stay. She wonders if James and Chelsia actually think that she would change her mind about keeping Sharon in the game. Sharon is taking this all very well, just saying that she trusts Natalie and Sheila and telling them not to worry.

Adam gets his HoH camera, so photo-taking fun begins. Sheila tells Josh that Chelsia was trying to get Natalie’s vote, and both of them agree that there’s no way they would flip it. Sheila mentions that she’s starting to get an odd feeling that Chelsia is staying. Josh doesn’t think it’s possible, and they start in on a little Natalie-bashing. Just for the heck of it. Josh wants to know what the pick-off order is according to Sheila’s side, and she says James, Joshuah, and then Sharon. Josh says that someone told him she wants Ryan on the block, and she doesn’t give a straight answer.

Sheila then goes and tells Sharon that if she ends up being evicted this week, she has to know that Sheila’s vote was with her. Why? I have no idea. This paranoia is pretty much coming from nowhere. I can’t tell if Sheila is assuming something’s going down, or if she just wants to shake things up and make the others think the votes are changing. She’s just talking about a vibe that she’s getting, and that she’s hearing things that she hopes aren’t true. Way to freak poor Sharon out there, Sheila. She thinks that Chelsia is staying and she knows it, and that’s why she hasn’t been campaigning.

Adam and James are playing pool, and Adam wants to know how the HoH blog thing works. Ah yes, the mysterious art of blogging. James says you get an hour, and there’s a timer on the computer. He tells Adam to just write shout-outs to his friends and family and talk about life in the house if he wants to.

Now we’re in the sauna room with Chelsia, Sharon, and Sheila. They’re pretty much ripping into Natalie again, trying to figure her out. Chelsia says she feels sorry for Nat, because she missed out on so much in life because of her childhood. She brings up the education thing again too. Sheila says that she told Natalie that Chelsia says nice things about her, but she doesn’t believe it. Natalie comes in and asks what they’re talking about, and Sheila says that Chelsia is saying nice stuff about her. Natalie turns around and walks out.

Sheila and Sharon somehow figure out that the boys are plotting to keep Chelsia and boot Sharon. Sharon is pissed off and says so – she can’t believe that Joshuah would vote against her. Sheila thinks for a minute and then goes out to find Natalie. Nat tells her that James just told her that Sheila told him everyone’s planning to backdoor him next week. Sheila flips out and calls James several choice words. She shares her feeling that the boys are playing them all, and trying to pit all of the girls against each other.

They all figure that Ryan has flipped sides, and Natalie wants to call him out on it. Sheila is very adamant that she shouldn’t do that, but Nat thinks she can be sneaky and get him to admit it without making a scene. Sheila still doesn’t want that, but warns them all that shit is about to go down. Poor Sharon is looking so confused.

Sharon forces herself to leave the conversation, so Sheila and Natalie work themselves into a frenzy. Sheila denies ever telling James anything, and Natalie is talking about threatening Ryan so he stays with them. They want to overthrow the house, turn this shit around, make everyone see that they’re in control, blah blah blah. Natalie admits that Ryan told her he would be playing both sides to see if he could get info for them, but Sheila thinks that’s just a cover for him. She should know, right? She just keeps going, on and on, about traitors and targets and how they have to stick together and not let James stir them up.

Now Sheila is ranting that she’s not going to put out of there by these 20-year-olds. Did you know that she’s 45? And a single mom? ‘Cause she’s telling Natalie this right now. She’s 45 and how often will she ever have a chance to win this kind of money? The rest of them have their whole lives ahead of them, and lots of chances. I’m thinking this isn’t going to fly well, even with Natalie. I think even Nat has heard enough of this, as she gets up and leaves.

And right now that’s what I’m going to do as well. Part two will be up shortly!

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Big Brother 9 Live Feeds, March 24th, Part Two – And So Ends Another Dull Monday

Sheila and Sharon are still in the kitchen, and Josh is in there with him now. They’re making turkey meatballs and marinating fish. Hopefully these aren’t going to be served together. Sheila is talking about wanting her own cooking show, and having guests come on and make their family recipes.

Joshuah is going on again about this being the new Josh, and not trashing people or going off. We’ll see about that. Somehow I’m guessing that if New Josh goes on the block on Thursday, Old Josh will make a comeback. Sharon comes in and Josh asks her to make garlic bread. She turns to go out and ask Natalie how to make it, but Josh stops her and says that she just needs to butter the bread and put garlic salt on top. Garlic salt? Really? I’ve made garlic bread dozens of times, and that sounds pretty nasty to me.

BB calls for another outdoor lockdown. Josh finishes browning his meatballs (sounds rude, doesn’t it?) and throws them in the spaghetti sauce. Ryan goes to wake James up, and people start filing out into the backyard. It’s the usual scene out there, with people on the lounge chairs gabbing or nodding off, and a pool game going on in the background.

Lockdown is over, and everyone but James and Chelsia are heading inside. James whines that everyone in the house is after him. Boo hoo.

Inside, Ryan is shearing Adam’s hair. It’s really short and actually looks a bit better. James and Chelsia go inside – James joins the hair removal club, while Chelsia makes an attempt to mingle in the kitchen. She says that she wants to be the subject of a roast tomorrow night, since it’s her last night in the house. Oh there’s a good idea. Let’s get the house together and they can throw veiled insults at the crazy girl under the guise of humour. May as well have a mock Festivus too, so we can get right into the airing of grievances.

Adam isn’t sure he likes his new ‘do. James sits down and gets his hair done next – just the sides around the pink mohawk. Then Adam is shaving his gut and his chest, and Ryan is next. Lots of hot shaving action going on up there. Except, you know, not. Ryan is trying to decide whether or not to shave his arms.

Downstairs, Josh, Sharon, Chelsia, Sheila, and the newly-shorn Adam are all sitting down to eat. Natalie is sitting by herself in one of the bedrooms reading the bible and asking god to let her win HoH. If not her, then Sheila. Ryan is busily shaving his arms. James comes down to show off his new hair, which looks a lot like his old hair, but everyone tells him it looks good anyway.

Dinner’s over, and James and Ryan head off to play chess. Sheila goes to see what Natalie is up to, and they get into their usual chatter. Natalie says that the biggest regret she has is voting James back into the game. This keeps her up at night, wondering how things would have been different if James had stayed gone and Alex had come back in. Nat thinks that Chelsia is jealous of her and her relationship with Matt.

Sheila says that she’s a little worried that there are three women left and four men. Natalie says that’s great, because they’ve outlasted all of the other strong women. She names Amanda, Allison, and Chelsia, and says that she always knew she would be one of the last women standing, along with Sheila. I guess Jen and Sharon don’t count.

Josh is in the hot tub, and Chelsia joins him. Adam is out there too, smoking and pacing. Chelsia wonders what she can do to stay in the house this week, and Joshuah says he really doesn’t know. Chelsia laments again that she’s not even getting a pity vote from James. See, she’s going to get evicted and then tell Julie that she did everything she could to stay in the house. When in reality, all she’s really done is go off on people that she needs votes from, and ask others how she can swing the votes. Great strategy there, Chelsia. Well done.

Now she’s saying that her mom is probably going nuts over all of Chelsia’s actions in the house. Only if she gets the feeds, would be my guess. I can’t imagine having a kid on BB and watching them in the house like that though. That’s a recipe for a mental disorder right there.

Ryan comes out and shows off his hairless arms. Chelsia and Josh make a big deal over this, and Josh points out how well you can see Ryan’s muscles now. Looks pretty much the same to me, but what do I know. Ryan’s saying he’s going to have to get used to this. He goes to play pool with Adam, and Chelsia hangs out with the boys for a little while. She goes inside and finds James, who asks her why she isn’t working people for votes. She says she has been. If by “working people for votes” she means “complaining that she doesn’t have the votes,” then she absolutely has been.

James tries to give her a pep talk, saying she should tell people to keep her so she can help them go after James. He’s encouraging her to tell people she’s flipped on him and wants him gone. ‘Cause it worked last week, I guess. He asks if she’s going to go loopy on them all again tonight, and she says maybe. They go outside to the hot tub with Josh, and start talking about sex and bodily fluids and all that fun stuff.

Sheila, Natalie, and Adam are talking about their psychological profiles and how BB knew how they would all be in the house, because they cast for certain types. Natalie wants to know what “preordained” means, because Sharon told her the whole game was preordained. Sheila says that she must mean “predetermined,” because “ordained” means like a minister. Someone call Mensa, they’ve got some new members to sign up.

We’re flipped back to the hot tub, because I guess BB doesn’t want us to know all of their casting secrets. James is saying that Adam needs to go first, then Ryan. He thinks that taking those two out will make Natalie even weaker, and then she won’t be able to win comps. James tells Chelsia again that there’s still time to flip the votes. Joshuah doesn’t comment on this at all, but I’ll bet he goes to tell Sharon that she needs to make sure the votes are in her favour.

Natalie is reading bible verses to Sheila and explaining how they all fit the game. Yawn. Then she says she thinks the siren will go off one more time this week, and it’ll be a double eviction. We can only hope. Sheila says she had a dream that they were all in a boat, and it capsized. The only survivors were her and Natalie. Keep it up Sheila. Natalie will be telling everyone you’re a prophet soon.

I can’t explain why, but BB decides to give the hamsters booze again. James and Adam are playing chess, and some of the others are so bored that they’re watching the chess game. What does that say for me? I’m watching people watch a chess game. Must be time for a fresh pot of coffee.

Chelsia and a few others are trying to get Sheila to dye her hair red. Sheila’s game for it, but goes to the DR to ask them if she can first. She comes back and says no, not until after the live show, so she wants to know if Chelsia will leave the hair dye for her. Chelsia says sure, in exchange for a vote. Sheila laughs and asks if she and her red hair can go to Vegas with Chelsia for a vote. Apparently that’s not going to happen.

Natalie is studying and counting things around the house. A few people go outside, where Josh is complaining about how boring it is in there. Tell me about it Josh. Chelsia’s drinking a beer, and I’m sure everyone’s wondering when tonight’s freak out is going to begin. She goes inside with Josh, leaving Sharon, Adam, and Ryan to sit and wonder what the next HoH comp will be. Sheila and Natalie come out and they’ve both had a couple of drinks, saying that they’re tipsy.

Chelsia comes out again and says that she and James were fighting and he hit her in the head with something. Now she’s going to have a bruise on her temple. Then she goes back in. Apparently James threw a bar of soap at her and meant to hit her body, but she moved and got clocked in the head instead. Joshuah says she should tell someone in the DR, and Chelsia says that James should get a penalty nomination for that. James tells her to do what she needs to do. She’s getting weepy again. Uh oh.

They go into the kitchen, where Adam and Ryan are scrounging for food. Of course they start talking about Natalie, and how they can’t really figure out the timeline of her life. Something isn’t adding up. They think she’s a recovering drug addict, and that something really big went down in her life and that’s when she found god. They talk about her denying the blow jobs, and Ryan mentions that she swallowed every single time. James and Chelsia want to call her out and tell her that the things she’s told them about her life don’t add up. Ugh.

Chelsia is wondering if the NFL knows about the drug use of one of their cheerleaders. Good lord. They figure she must have been doing speed, since she’s not the heroin type. James thinks that’s what she spent all of her money on while she was a stripper, because now she has nothing to show for all the money she made then. Adam says that maybe her boyfriend was a freeloader and used all her cash. James says that if that’s the case, he wants her to tell them that. Why? Why does she have to explain this stuff? They go after her when she tells them personal stuff, and then they call her out when she doesn’t tell them enough?

Adam wants to go get Natalie and ask her where the two missing years of her life are, because it just doesn’t add up. The group splits up, and eventually everyone is outside hanging out by the hot tub. Everyone except Baller, who is having a smoke by the pool table and telling them a very animated story about wrecking a car and getting into a fight on Memorial Day last year.

James, Joshuah, and Sharon decide to go inside and get ready for bed. James says that it’s just hit him that one of them is going to win half a million dollars. That James, he’s a quick one. Chelsia comes in and asks them if they’re really going to bed. Josh says that there’s nothing else to do, but Chelsia wants to talk. Sharon gets going into the story of how she and Jacob split up, and she’s very loud and animated. James and Josh are poking fun of her a little as she talks.

Outside, the remaining Bros and Hos are (you guessed it) plotting the demise of James. They’re pumping themselves up to win HoH, and planning how to make sure James doesn’t get to the end. Natalie wants to wake Joshuah up with pots and pans the night before the comp so he doesn’t get enough sleep. Heh. She’s planning to go ape-shit when she wins, and Adam says he will join her.

Ryan says he’s going to bed, and off he goes. Adam is stressing out that if James wins HoH, Adam will be on the block. Natalie throws out her little fire and brimstone speeches here and there, stuff about good versus evil and how someone who doesn’t believe in god should never win the game. It’s sad that I have to root for these people. They’re trying to figure out how a double eviction week would work. Really, this is one of those things you should read up on before going into the house.

Lots more chatter about competitions, and how they want to go off on Joshuah so he knows what it feels like to be attacked. They think the vote will go 3-2 for some reason, but since they’re all voting for Chelsia it really doesn’t matter. Adam has another smoke and then goes inside to read the bible in his HoH room. Sheila and Natalie continue to chatter as they go inside as well and get ready for bed.

Soon everyone is asleep. And just as I’m figuring they’re all out for the night, James is back up just before 5am and in the kitchen making a snack. He’s dancing around while cooking whatever it is he’s making. He sits and eats, washes his dishes, checks himself out for a while in the mirror, and then goes to the bathroom. Then he goes and stands outside for a minute, and returns inside. I know this isn’t all that interesting, but it’s all I’ve got to work with here.

Now James is rifling through the candy in the kitchen, and then he goes and sets up the chess board. He’s actually playing chess with himself. I wonder who will win? He plays out the entire game, and then sets the board back up. Time for some more candy, a couple more faces in the mirror, and then back to bed. The James at Night Show? Really isn’t worth tuning in for.

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