BB9 YouTube Videos from Yesterday

I know Laura is knee-deep in yesterday’s live feed action, but I thought I’d add some video clips courtesy of YouTube for your viewing pleasure. If this is shown on TV at all, it’ll be heavily edited. So have at it, if you dare! (These aren’t in any particular order.)

Warning: Not safe for work due to language and Chelsia’s thong. Which isn’t really safe for home either.

Chelsia asks Nat if she wants to smell her crotch, James pours pickle juice on Natalie followed by Josh throwing a glass of water on her:

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7SCmp-jrwI

Joshuah talking to himself:

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2n5CNJSofVM

Josh thinks he can “Evel Dick” his way to the win:

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9H8FwKAVrE

Choppy audio here, but you have to know that things are bad when Matt tells you that you have no respect for women:

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aklnlk_8o-Q

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Big Brother 9 Live Feeds, March 9th, Part II, Pickle Juice Stings More Than Natalie’s Words

We’re back from the PoV and there is shock and surprise from those not in the Bros. and Hoes alliance. Wouldn’t it be easier for them to give themselves their own alliance name too? I suppose it doesn’t matter now, as one of them is leaving this week, no matter what, either Sharon or James.

Chelsia calls Adam out, as he kept playing it all last night and this morning, she asks if he’s with them, and he claims to be by himself. Apparently he doesn’t want to admit to being a Bro. Chelsia tries to tell Natalie how badly Matt really treats her, and at the same time, he’s protecting Adam and throwing Natalie under the bus, saying she was the one that blew the whistle. Matt wants to know why Chelsia didn’t join up with them, and she says it’s because this isn’t Matty’s world. Throughout all this James is by himself on the massage table.

Ryan tries to get Matt to calm down, causing Chelsia to now come after Ryan. She tells him the two week deal would have been smarter, and Ryan acknowledges this, but says he had to go with who he trusted. Josh gets into it now, and I was waiting for him to start going, to tell you the truth. He goes after Sheila and Natalie, but they claim they knew nothing about it, as Sheila pleads she went to bed early. James comes back out, and doesn’t seem as upset as Josh and Chelsia. Sharon can’t appear peeved, because she’s playing both sides.

James and Ryan go outside, with Ryan apologizing and James telling him not to worry about it. He’s not mad, but he’s upset for Chelsia. Ryan pretends he doesn’t know who will end up leaving, and James says it’s okay, as he has a gut feeling. He thinks it’s awesome he was taken by the “schizo.”

Inside, Matt asks Chelsia if she still loves him, and she only asks when did she ever love him. Josh rats out Natalie here, telling Chelsia that she’s been going around telling everyone Allison said she fingered Chelsia, and she has a stinky crotch. Chelsia walks up to Natalie and asks if she wants to smell it. You have to love her. Natalie can only say that Chelsia’s alliance is f’ed, and that she shouldn’t try to mess with her and her Matty.

Chelsia goes into the kitchen and says that’s just great, as someone has put slop in her water. She calls it real mature, and Natalie just keeps going saying they can’t break her, as she’s the most confident person. Wait, wasn’t she the one in tears the one night on the verg of a breakdown because she didn’t get a beer? She tells Chelsia and Josh that their alliance is f’ed because God is with her. I have to say it one more time … does God, in his midst of dealing wars, starving children, etc., really have time to follow a bikini barista in a tin foil hat, trying to help her win this game? Natalie knows the other team will be picked off one by one, and she knows she is now going to win the game. Right, this girl that is only there because they’ve saved themselves twice from being on the block. The girl who thinks there are 27 letters in the alphabet.

Countering, Chelsia tells Natalie her heart is going to break when she sees the show and hears all the things Matt has said about her. In the midst of this, James walks through and dumps pickle juice on Natalie’s head, and Josh counters, pouring a glass of water on her to rinse it off. She claims they’ll be kicked out for that, but Chelsia counters quickly that Dick poured a glass of tea on Jen and it was okay. That’s right! This proves she’s a fan of the show, to know that.

Natalie only keeps talking about God being on her side, and Chelsia says she didn’t know God helped people who killed babies, meaning because of her abortions. When Josh follows her into the bathroom as she gets ready to take a shower, he repeats the same thing, and she tells him God hates gays as well, so they’re both sinning, turning it into a who does Got hate more type of thing. This is just f’ed up to coin a phrase used often this season.

Matt is mad at James and Josh for dumping stuff on Natalie, probably because he didn’t think of it first. Instead, he says she’s a girl, so it’s wrong. James counters it’s just pickle juice, she can wash it off. Matt is probably just pissed because he can’t wash Natalie off of himself. James just continues to play pool by himself, not allowing them to get to him.

James and Chelsia then go lay down together, as he says he guesses he’ll see her in sequester. She tells him no matter what happens, she’s had a lot of fun playing the game with him. Matt is outside screaming that if “he” touches his stuff, he’ll kick his ass. The he in question is Josh, as he wanted to put red ketchup on Natalie’s bed, simulating an abortion, but BB wouldn’t allow it. Thank God. Why could Ryan not have put Josh on the block. He would have reacted the same way, and then would be gone.

Adam is appearing like Zach more and more these days. He goes in to talk with James and Chelsia along with Josh, and tells them he is alone in this game. It’s actually kind of smart on his part, as he knows with Matt and Ryan, he’s #3 at best. Chelsia wants him to swear on his mother he’s not with the others, but James says that isn’t necessary. Yeah, it is! James promises him that if he stays, shit will go down.

Matt continues to go down the path of Josh, still upset about Josh potentially touching his stuff, then says he’ll make him cry, as he knows fathers don’t like their gay sons. Nice. He tells Sharon he doesn’t know why she hangs with him, then says Chelsia looks like she’s pregnant, like a fat bitch. Great. Yet, he says he’d never say the things to a girl that Josh has. Huh. No, you just have girls give you blow jobs, then tell them not to kiss you, and that’s all they get, then refuse to ben with them anymore. Then tell a girl she looks pregnant, like a fat bitch. Right. You’re so chivalrous.

While Sheila asks Sharon to protect her against Josh, he goes off on Natalie, calling her a douche. And Allison complained the way he came after her. Josh continues, attacking her geography skills, as well as her fashion skills. Matt tells him he shouldn’t talk to women that way, and tells Josh his mother is a woman. And when you’re using girls for blow jobs, Matt, remember your mom’s a woman. And, I’m still struggling to figure out why attacking geography and fashion skills is worse than calling someone a fat bitch.

Sheila goes and makes this worse, thanking Matt for talking to Josh about the way he treats women. Both Matt and Ryan agree the reason why Josh talks this way to women is because he’s gay and thinks he’s a woman. Like all gay men talk to women like that? Matt faces the camera and and tells Josh’s mom she did an awful job raising her son. Okay, so you need to be respectful to women because you mom’s a woman, but you can attack other moms for the way they raised their children. Got it. Natalie comes out and says they stole her Bible, and the guys tell her to quit talking to people. Again, Josh is the only one disrespectful to women.

James comes out of the DR, and he and Chelsia head to the sauna. The DR informed him of what he could and couldn’t do to others, such as no physical harm, etc. He asks if she can get Sheila on their side, but Chelsia knows they can’t, as she’s with the others and always has been. He thinks he can probably get Adam’s vote, but she isn’t too sure about that. Josh enters, saying he’s going to shred Natalie worse than he did Amanda and Allison. Again, why is he then not the one targeted? If Matt thinks it’s so horrible how Josh treats women, why doesn’t he protect the ones in the house and get rid of him?

Josh figures the others will try to pull Sharon on their side, and James points out it will be the whole house against Josh and Chelsia. Outside, Matt is telling Ryan he has two weeks, as the others will come after him first before Ryan. In the sauna, as Josh tries to figure out how to get votes for James, Chelsia mentions that she thinks Adam knew. Everyone agrees on that, and figure it’s so that he wouldn’t appear as a target himself. Again, a flash of Zach.

And during all this, Matt is Nairing Ryan’s back for him, telling him James would never do this for him. As Carrie would say, sometimes these jokes write themselves.

After Josh told James and Chelsia he and Sharon are done, he goes to Sharon and says at least he’s not on the block. Next week, he’s already talking about putting Matt and Natalie on the block, and tells Sharon he’s keeping her. My guess is he’ll go whichever way the votes are going. She tells him not to have anything to do with the hiding of the Bible as it’s bad karma (ya think?), and he swears it wasn’t him. He says he knows Natalie is afraid of him now, and in the SR, Natalie and Sheila are talking about how Josh doesn’t scare Natalie. It ought to give them lots of fodder for a show this week, as these two sides go back and forth.

Matt and Ryan sit upstairs in the HoH comparing notes. They realize they need to make sure Adam doesn’t feel like the low Bro in their alliance, and Matt talks about Natalie not getting the hint with him. They both like Josh’s comeback to her earlier that was 26 and only working in a coffee shop. Matt talks about himself selling drugs, but says so what? Everyone does that, as even James sold X. That’s right, and then they go to jail. Sheila and Natalie are downstairs looking for garlic to keep Josh away. I didn’t think anyone could be more crazy than Amber.

Sharon tells Josh he really needs to settle down, as he was acting like he was the one that was on the block. She feels he should only do that when he’s in power. He tells her it’s okay, as he’d be fine with leaving next week, as he wouldn’t have to put up with these bitches then.

James and Adam talk again, and he’s still pleading dumb like he didn’t know what was up and feeling like he’s caught in the middle. James figures he just might skip sequester and break the contract, but I don’t think he’d chance not getting to spend time with Chelsia in sequester. James also finds Sheila and apologizes to her for freaking her out earlier. Sharon asks him how he’s doing, and he admits it’s just not his day. I’ll say.

Matt, Natalie, and Ryan talk in the HoH, and Matt is still saying when the show is over he’s going to eff them up for what they did with the pickles. Honestly, let it go. Josh and Chelsia are agreeing to do disgusting things in the house to piss everyone off, like she’s going to leave her used tampons on the floor, and he’s going to not flush the toilet. Am I the only one that is giggling not about them doing it, but just that they are even thinking about this?

Everyone finally starts to settle down a little bit now, and are getting used to the fact of what was done. I’m wondering if this will be like all the others weeks, and the decision over who will be voted out will actually be flipped back and forth several times.

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Big Brother 9 Live Feeds, March 9th, Part I, The Real Funk About the House

Right away after getting up this morning, Sheila decides to weigh herself, and finds she’s 125. Josh tells he did the same and found he’s lost 12 pounds since he’s been on BB. Now, wasn’t Sheila 131 during Big-Ass-Paragus? She was saying her hat weighed a lot, and either she’s lost 6 pounds in a week, or she’s right. She has to go and burst my bubble, too, as before I was weighing a little under her, and thought if she looked good, I must be okay, but now find she doesn’t weight that much after all, and it’s a little depressing.

The HGs don’t realize that we changed our clocks last night, and it seems no little BB gremlins came and took care of it during the night for them. You’d think if they could finish people’s laundry they could change clocks. Just saying. We get flames, and when come back, they’re talking about the veto ceremony happening shortly, and Natalie is discussing the time change. BB must have informed them, but personally I think they should have just made odd comments about what time it was, and made the HGs guess why the discrepancy.

Outside, Adam has James thinking he’s still following the plan to evict Matt. They talk about out how will flip the house. Josh comes outside as well, and Adam says it’s all just so crazy to evict Matt. Josh tells him if he’s not on board with it, he better get on board. This is what happens when you get too big for your britches, Josh, which is why you should be going up instead of James. Josh and James fill Adam in, as he pretends he doesn’t know why this is all happening, as they explain this is why Ryan didn’t choose Matt to play in the PoV.

Josh goes in and tells Sheila that Adam is all for it. He continues to get more arrogant, saying Natalie is going up next week, and says if the noms stayed the same, Chelsia would probably go this week. He also figures, since Adam never saw this coming, he must be thinking he shouldn’t hang out with the guys anymore, since they didn’t tell him. Maybe, Josh, you’re the one that needs to open your eyes. Because you were so arrogant and overstepped your bounds with that offer to Ryan, part of-your alliance will probably leave this week. In reality, Adam is going straight to Matt and telling him everything James and Josh said, and they’re both LTAO.

Everyone is outside, waiting for the ceremony to start, and both sides have shit-eatin’ grins, thinking they know something someone else doesn’t. Everyone is excited, and Matt tries to pretend he’s depressed, knowing he’s going up. Matt confirms with Adam that if James is on the block, Adam will vote him out. He just can’t wait to mess with James, Josh, Sharon, and Chelsia, the way they think they’re going to mess with him. I have to agree with Carrie here. These alliances need some names.

Chelsia is wondering if she’ll get called in next to the DR, and Ryan, no stranger to being on the block, tells her he’ll be called in first for them to make sure he has a replacement nom, then she’ll be called in. Josh and James, meanwhile, are still guaranteeing Adam’s safety, telling him they have targets lined up for the next three weeks. Josh again confirms with Adam to make sure he’s on board, and tells him Chile orchestrated the whole thing, as she’s tired of the way Matt treats women.

While Natalie and Sheila are in the bathroom, the talk is about getting really drunk, and Sheila says she was with a really hot chick one time, but it didn’t go very far because she was too grossed out. That must be the story Allison was referring to when they were fighting and she asked Sheila if she didn’t claim to be bisexual. They go outside with Matt, and hold hands while Natalie leads them in prayer to prayer for Matt’s safety this week. It should be tipping the others off, though, as Natalie isn’t wearing her foil hat.

Matt joins Adam and Ryan in the HoH, as Ryan says he plans to leave everyone hanging until the last minute. He’ll say something about the whole house wanting this person out, and he thought he was one of his bros, then he’ll look at James finally and say JAMES. All three of them crack up.

Natalie tells some of the others that when Allison and Chelsia were making out, supposedly Chelsia had quite a funk going on about herself. Chelsia joins in and the talk switches to photography.

Chelsia then talks to Josh, and he tells her James not only knew she was going on the block, it was all his idea. He then goes on to brag about the current plan and knows it will work because of his brilliant idea with the two week safety net that will also keep himself, Chelsia, James, and Sharon all safe. Whoops. I’m seeing holes in that already.

Nothing much happens with these nervous folks, except chatter about the guys quitting smoking … again, Natalie preferring pot to alcohol, and Sheila claiming to be drunk when she first entered the BB house. Hitting the hotel mini bar in sequester perhaps?

Yet, we still wait, so Ryan starts to freak out a little, worried that he’s going to pay the price for putting James up. He knows Josh and Chelsia will be out for blood, and makes Sheila and Natalie pinky swear that they’ll follow through and vote him out. Ryan admits to feeling really badly about doing this, yet feels in some ways James can’t be trusted. For some reason, this is contingent on Chelsia’s funk “down there,” and Natalie wants Ryan to confirm his again. He states Allison never said anything about going down on her or otherwise touching her, however, she did mention a certain stench.

Finally, we have something worse to be brought up continuously other than Sheila’s yeast infection … or is it just that Allison is obsessed with female genitalia disorders?

And finally we lose the feeds for the PoV ceremony. And when we come back, it’s to shock and anger, not surprisingly, as James is put up in place of Chelsia. Matt is all proud of himself, putting the moves on Sharon, telling her he promised he’d take care of her. Hopefully, the others are seeing this, and realizing she’d be far more dangerous to keep right now.

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