Big Brother 9 Live Feeds, March 10th, Part One – James Tries to Make a Move

Sorry for this being a bit late folks. I’m behind schedule on just about everything, and after all of the action on the feeds on Sunday, Monday was, well, really boring. So let’s get to it, and please forgive me if I skip over some mundane details.

BB lets the hamsters sleep in until almost 10am. Joshuah makes some coffee and then goes outside and asks the lord to help him get through the day with “these idiots.” Feed watchers around North America nod their heads in agreement. He has another conversation with himself in the backyard, saying that he’d probably have more fun in prison than he’s having there. As I’m thinking to myself, “Why don’t you leave then?” he says that he wants to stay and bring the rest of the idiots down, just like he did with Allison and Amanda.

I know I said a couple of days ago that I liked Joshuah, and I still think he’s good for the comedy factor when he’s not freaking out on the women, but now I understand all of the e-mails I got telling me he’s a douche. After the past couple of days, I have to agree with you.

Joshuah goes on to himself, saying that Ryan is the biggest pussy in the house and hopes Jen has a strap-on. Then he congratulates Natalie on killing two children, but at least she got her boob job so she got her fairy tale ending. Can someone explain to me why this was funny last year when Dick did it, but coming from Joshuah it makes me want to strangle him?

Looks like everyone else except Natalie and Sheila, who are apparently new BFF’s, are still in bed. Even Josh gets tired of listening to himself talk and heads back to bed. Nat and Sheila gab about pickle-juice-gate and how Natalie can’t believe anyone was surprised that she went to Matt and told him about the plan to get him out. She’s still yapping about him being her partner. Gah.

There are a few more people getting out of bed now, and lots of small talk going on. Sharon thinks that Natalie is a lot like Amber from last season. Well, let’s see. Delusional? Check. Thinks she’s going to be famous after the show? Check. I think that’s where the similarities end though, and really, you could make the same comparison between Joshauh, Matt, Jen, and any other number of current houseguests and Amber.

Sheila’s wearing her bathing suit in the pool, but she’s got the unitard tied to her head so technically I guess she’s still wearing it. Hee.

Joshuah is laying on his bed reading his letter from home again and crying. See, he’s closer to Amber than Natalie is. He tells himself that he has to do this for just six more weeks, and that he can pull himself together long enough to go in the pool. Man up, dude.

Josh goes outside and starts talking, quite graphically, about sex and positions and accessories and whatnot. Matt can’t handle the graphic detail and heads inside. He runs into Adam in there, and tells him that Sharon mentioned the initial plan for this week was to backdoor Adam until Natalie came along and it changed to getting Matt out. Adam is really surprised to hear that his name was mentioned.

BB calls an outdoor lockdown. Joshuah is now saying that he’ll probably get a gay dating show like The Bachelor out of this. What about the boyfriend, Josh? How will he feel about that?

Sharon talks to Sheila, trying to get her to commit to an alliance with her and Joshuah. She says that the three of them will have the numbers to at least force a tie, assuming one of them wins HoH and puts up two from the other side. Sharon mentions that soon people are going to start going after the floaters, so Sheila needs to make a decision. They agree that Ryan shouldn’t win because then Jen would get her hands on the money, and they don’t want Matt or Natalie to win either.

Sheila is honest and says that she likes Sharon, but she will not commit to any alliance that includes Chelsia. They talk about Matt, and Sheila says that if she wins HoH, she plans to turn the table on Matty and manipulate him like he thinks he’s doing with Natalie and Sharon.

Natalie is talking to Joshuah, Chelsia, and James about how well she’s played the whole house. She says that Matt being mean to her has all been an act, and that she’s not in love with him. According to Nat, all of their fights have been staged to make the house think they’re not really a strong team. James gets angry about this and goes inside to confront Matt. Matt tells him that not all of their fights were staged. James wants to know if Natalie came right to him and reported the plan to backdoor him, and Matt says she did. James is even madder now.

James asks Matt and Adam what he needs to do to stay in the house. He says he has no problem turning on Joshuah and Chelsia – anything they want him to do, they just have to name it. He wants to stay and play for the money. Matt says it’s too late, and they can’t trust him now because he chose the other side. James says it isn’t fair because he didn’t have the chance to play for the veto. Matt is unsympathetic, saying that James was in on the hand-shaking deal to get Matt out this week, and he doesn’t believe for a second that James would be willing to cut Chelsia loose.

Matt brings up the pickle juice as well, and James says it isn’t so bad – he was angry and it’s not like he pissed on Natalie or smeared poop on her. Good grief. James goes on to say that Matt chose sides too, so it’s not just his fault. Uh, yeah, but when you choose the opposing side to the guy whose ass you’re trying to kiss, then it’s problematic James. Matt says that he’ll think about it, because they still have a couple of days.

James keeps going, offering to sleep with Adam, swap girls with Matt, or do anything else they want him to. He says he tried to break his fingers in the DR but they wouldn’t let him. Give me a break. He offers to throw HoH comps too. James is concerned that Sharon is acting so confident and not even trying to stay in the game, but he really, really wants to stay.

Meanwhile, Natalie is telling Sheila and Sharon that, if she wins HoH, they’re both completely safe. They’re trying to make various things out of slop, destroying the waffle maker in the process.

For some reason, Ryan goes over to Josh and tells him that James is flipping sides. Joshuah says that they definitely have a problem, and they’ll talk later. James is busily telling Matt all about “Operation Crooked Eye” and says that he has no secrets, but Sharon is a closed book.

Josh goes to Sharon to see if he can get some dirt. Sharon tells him that Matt said there was a better chance of his mother being dropped in the house than her leaving this week. Heh.

Now Joshuah is talking to Matt and telling him that he’s planning to vote to keep Sharon in the house. Matt is suspicious, and tells Josh that he heard the opposite. Josh pretends that the whole idea is preposterous.

Things settle down for a while now, as Matt gets his hair cut and others are lying out to get some sun. So we’ll wrap up part one and I’ll see you back in a while for part two!

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