Big Brother 9 Live Feeds, March 14th, Part Two – Steak and a BJ Day Ends Successfully

The new (recycled) giant croquet set soon loses its appeal, and the hamsters are inside eating tacos. Sheila and Sharon are discussing the game, and Sharon is going on and on about how she’s there to help people get through their experiences and how she’s going to learn that god works in mysterious ways. No Sharon, the camera people work in mysterious ways, because there are all kinds of other people in the house but I’m stuck listening to this conversation.

There’s some excitement in the house when Joshuah comes out of the DR with a note from Allison Grodner, but it turns out to be a reprimand for all of the swearing in the house. Hee! I guess there were some complaints about James dropping the f-bomb during the live show. The note is basically a list of words that they should all try to avoid using. Really though, with such a young cast I’m not sure what the BB powers that be were expecting.

Sharon and Joshuah talk about Sheila, and somehow Sharon thinks that Sheila is shifting over to their side after their conversation. Josh is interested in this of course. Sharon once again thinks that they have the game wrapped up, it’s just a matter of time now. They make plans for the next few HoH weeks, but I’ve already tuned out. We’ve heard this conversation dozens of times and it’s still just as lame as it was the first time.

It’s dinner time, and everyone’s eating except for James. They’ve got steak, potatoes, veggies, and … Kraft dinner. Odd. Discussion revolves around how the evicted hamsters were sequestered. Ryan correctly guesses that they were probably sequestered in their pairs, and that Jacob and Allison were alone. Joshuah says that casting for Big Brother 10 probably won’t start until April (it started a couple of weeks ago) and that the ratings for the summer show will be down because of this season. Make of that what you will. Sheila and Adam argue over who should be doing the dishes.

After dinner, Ryan goes to Sheila and tells her that he doesn’t like that she used the money that he’s won against him in her campaigning. She says it wasn’t intentional, it just came out when she was talking to Natalie.

Matt is telling Sharon that he’s enjoying reading the bible because there are some good stories in there. Sharon says they aren’t stories, they’re all true. Matt disagrees, and someone asks Sharon if she believes in evolution. She doesn’t and says that her dad has a book that explains how science proves that everything in the bible is true. I’m biting my tongue so hard it’s almost bleeding. Chelsia changes the subject, saying that she just finished reading Running With Scissors before leaving for the show. I read that one – it’s pretty good, but Possible Side Effects was even better.

Sheila and Ryan are now yelling at each other in the bathroom. Sheila’s saying that she was upset because Natalie said she had to think about her vote – she assumed that Natalie had her back. She likens it to one of Ryan’s “boys” telling him the same thing. Which they pretty much all have at one point or another, haven’t they? Sheila keeps saying that she has a lot invested in this game and the people in the house, because she’s spent time talking to all of them and getting to know them. Ryan, you can’t win this argument. Just walk away.

The hamsters get booze. Much rejoicing.

Ryan and Josh go into the storage room for a chat. Ryan is pissed about his conversation with Sheila, and he’s trying to convince Joshuah to vote to keep him in the house. Josh isn’t sure, because it would be obvious that someone on James’ side voted to keep Ryan. He says that if Ryan had just taken the deal to backdoor Matt last week they wouldn’t be in this position now and the house wouldn’t be divided.

Joshuah tells Ryan that everyone heard his fight with Sheila earlier, and that she’s really campaigning hard. He recommends that Ryan should talk with James and make sure it’s clear that it was Sheila who flipped and then flipped back last week, and convinced Natalie to flip with her.

Josh goes back to Sharon to tell her his version of his conversation with Ryan. He says that Ryan is trying to make him feel like he owes him a vote because Ryan didn’t nominate Joshuah last week. Sharon says no way, because Sheila fits into their plan to go to the end but Ryan would mess everything up. She insists that they have to keep Sheila. Joshuah says that the votes are split right now, so it might be a tie.

Sheila’s outside talking about her fight with Ryan. Ryan hears her talking from the kitchen and thinks that she’s trying to convince them all again that he got $10,000 already and doesn’t deserve to stay, so he goes rushing into the backyard. He points out to her that her big epiphany about piggybacking off of others contradicts her sob story of being a single mom and needing the money. He says that he has loans and bills to pay too, and that he needs the money as well.

Sheila wants to know why Adam isn’t protecting her. Oh brother. Adam tells her to leave him out of it. She just keeps ranting. She thinks she should have the girls’ votes because she’s bonded with them, and figures that Ryan will get the boys’ votes. Matt points out that just because all of the guys hang out together, doesn’t mean they’re all playing the game together.

Someone decides that they should change the subject, and wonders out loud what the croquet mallets are for – it can’t be an HoH or PoV comp because they’re done for the week. Natalie says that maybe it’s for a luxury competition, so now they’re all saying what they’d want to win in a luxury comp. Joshuah wants a shopping spree. Oh geez, can you imagine? He’d probably do a fashion show … I can’t even think about that. Personally I’d like to have a filter in RealPlayer that would allow me to block out certain hamsters from the feeds from time to time. That would be cool.

Sheila, Chelsia, and Joshuah hit the hot tub, where Sheila yammers some more about how she “literally” protected Matt, her light bulb moment, and how she’s piggybacked all of her life. For like half an hour, she’s talking. And talking. Chelsia gets a word or two in, and mentions that people in the “outside world” are probably making fun of them in the house, because that’s what we do. There are probably more people that hate them than love them. That’s fairly accurate, Chelsia, but I’m thinking that the fraction of people who really don’t give a shit might be even larger. Finally Josh and Chelsia make a break for it. I’ve never had sympathy for those two before, but I do right now.

As this is going on, Matt is beating Ryan at chess. Hard to imagine, isn’t it? Natalie’s talking up a storm, asking questions about the game (”what does adjoining space mean, Matty?”), and actually offering Matt a blow job in exchange for a few minutes of kissing. Adam is now really interested in this conversation.

Sheila gets called to the DR, so everyone else in the house gets to trash talk her for a while. Natalie leads the charge, calling Sheila “unstable” and “dangerous.” Matt and Natalie go into the spa room, where Natalie is actually getting a massage from Matt, and he promises to give her one every day this week. Wow. This should lead to a few little spats when Natalie tries to collect on this promise and Matt brushes her off.

Sheila comes out and apologizes to Adam for acting like she’s his mother. He tells her that he’s not going to forgive her right now and needs some time to think about it.

Ryan, Adam, James, and Matt are all outside now, and the guys want to know why Matt doesn’t take Natalie up on her blow job offer. He says he’s not interested, and eventually confesses to already, er, sampling the wares the first week in the house. He says that if he let her do it now, she’d go psycho on him and end up moving into his house when the show was over. Hee. He’s pretty sure none of it was shown on TV though. Hey Matty, check out YouTube when you get the chance.

This leads to a lot of sex talk with the boys. Blow jobs, swallowing, STD’s – you name it. People are finally starting to get ready for bed now, but Ryan and James stay up talking. Matt comes back out saying that he tripped over the divider in one of the bedrooms and hurt his leg. He seems to be okay though.

Ryan tells James that it was Sheila who convinced him to put James on the block. James says it doesn’t matter since they both royally screwed him over last week, so he doesn’t really care which one leaves. Nice. He says that if Ryan stays, he hopes that this shit between them will be over. Ryan agrees. James says that he’s hoping to prove this week that people need to stick to his word – then he says that he broke his word to Matt last week, but at the time it was the smart thing to do. Okay, so you have to stick to your word unless you can justify it to yourself. Good to know.

The boys go inside, and we cut to Matt and Natalie in bed. Adam is in there talking to Matt, but Natalie’s hands are nowhere to be seen, and there’s some movement under the covers. Adam leaves and Mattalie are kissing. I’m not going to time it, but I guess it was long enough for Natalie to earn Matt another blow job. I guess Steak and a Blow Job Day was a success after all.

Adam and Ryan come in as soon as the BJ is done and everyone’s laughing. They’re talking about all of the words they’re not allowed to say anymore – and apparently “nutsack” is one of them. Heh. Somehow the discussion turns to Adam being uncircumcised, and Natalie wants to know all the details. Ugh.

After a bit more sex talk, everyone seems to be getting into bed. James is upstairs listening to music and drinking his beer, but otherwise it’s pretty quiet in there. Eventually even James is out like a light. Not exactly an eventful day, even with the veto competition thrown in there.

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Big Brother 9 Live Feeds, March 14th, Part One – James and the Giant High Horse

It’s time to rise and shine at just after 8:00 this morning. Sharon complains that her arms still hurt from the endurance comp. Lots of morning hustle and bustle going on, as everyone seems to be psyching themselves up for the PoV comp. There’s some chatter about hearing the BB people building something for the competition outside.

Ryan spends some more time studying the little puzzle inside the guinea pig cage. He’s pretty sure it all hinges on this, and I guess Natalie’s theories are starting to sink in. This could be interesting.

Most of the guys are still trying to sleep, so BB gives them a reminder that it’s time to get up for the day. Joshuah is complaining that it’s so hard getting up and baring his soul to America every day. Cry me a river Josh. It’s not like you didn’t know what you were getting into when you signed the contract.

There’s lots of nervous energy in the house this morning, and it doesn’t help that Adam is walking around shouting that it’s a “big PoV! Fuckin’ huge!” At least I can understand him now. It took weeks to get to this point though.

Sheila is enjoying being back in regular clothes. She mentions that she was asked about the guinea pigs in the DR, so they’re all pretty sure that the veto comp will have something to do with the cage or what’s inside it. Matt tells Natalie to go help Sheila study, but Nat says that her brain isn’t big enough for the both of them. See? Many times I don’t have to add any snark whatsoever.

We’re getting some odd camera shots this morning. There have been feeds devoted to the guinea pig cage, the front door, the bathroom door, and an empty living room. We get flames for a few minutes so they can pick the magic ping pong balls (yes, I know they’re chips this season). Joshuah, Chelsia, and Matt are playing, and Natalie is hosting.

Chelsia gives James a massage, and they’re both complaining that their muscles are still aching from the endurance comp. Adam keeps laughing at everyone saying that they’re still in pain, but he gets it back when they point out he only held on for five minutes.

And … now everyone except Sheila is napping. She heads over to the guinea pig cage but only looks in for a few moments before going back to bed herself. She stares at the ceiling and starts crying again. Suck it up Sheila, you’ve got a veto to win.

BB calls for an HoH lockdown. Everyone’s still pretty drowsy, and there’s not a whole lot of conversation in there. It doesn’t matter anyway, because soon we’ve got flames and it looks like the comp is on. My guess is that they have to take turns doing whatever it is the competition is based on, and then the fastest or highest score wins.

While we’re waiting, I’d like to address James’ theory that he’s not backdooring anyone this week, and if anyone does get backdoored then it’s the veto-winner’s fault for changing the nominations. James dear, I realize that you’re having fun riding your newly found high horse, but let’s put this in perspective. If your theory is true, then Chelsia backdoored you last week. Since you’ve decided to put people on the block this week who “screwed you over,” you might want to consider nominating your girlfriend if the veto is used. Because it has to work both ways.

Nearly three hours later …

We’re back, and it looks like James has won the veto. Sheila is in bed crying saying she hates this game, and Natalie is promising James that she has his back. Everyone is pretty sure the nominations are going to stay the same, and that James wants Ryan out. Natalie is planning to make steak and potatoes for dinner – I wonder if she knows that today is Steak and a Blow Job Day? I guess we’ll find out later.

Matt is still afraid that he’s going to be backdoored, but Natalie says no way, James promised to keep his word to her. They want to try and work Joshuah to vote for Sheila so they can keep Ryan in the game. James and Chelsia take a shower together in the HoH room while most of the others decide once again that it’s nap time.

Apparently the PoV comp had something to do with a giant guinea pig cage, complete with wood shavings. James is saying that Sheila did better than Ryan, so he’s going to use that as an excuse to vote Ryan out if it’s a tie on Wednesday night. But James, you said before that you’re going to be straight-up with people, so you shouldn’t need an excuse. Sorry, I’m enjoying this “make-fun-of-James” thing.

James gets called to the DR, and when he comes out Sheila wants to talk to him. He tells her that he’s not changing the nominations, and that if it comes down to a tie in votes he’ll be voting our Ryan. She’s not his target this week, but she did double-cross him last week so that’s why she’s on the block. They chat for a while, wondering why everyone’s protecting Matt and how James feels that he hasn’t made any strong connections with people besides Chelsia, and that sooner or later he’s going to have to turn on her. Sheila mentions that she’s afraid Joshuah is going to verbally come after her.

Sheila tries to explain that it was supposed to be Josh that was nominated last week instead of James, and that Ryan made the decision to target James instead. She says that she’s playing the game for herself now because she can’t count on anyone else in the house. James says that he really wants Matt gone, and that he’ll try and work on whoever the HoH is next week to get him nominated. He also says that Adam would not have been the replacement nomination if the veto was used this week.

James seems to think that he came back into the game with a clean slate, and that Matt and Natalie shouldn’t be after him anymore since he didn’t nominate them this week. Is he ever in for a rude awakening if one of them wins HoH next week.

Now Joshuah, James, and Matt are talking about the vote. James recommends that the others should do what they did last week and target the stronger player. Matt says that he’s looking at it differently, trying to decide which person he owes more to. He doesn’t think he owes Sheila anything, but James is trying to point out that Sheila campaigned for him last week. Yeah, but Ryan turned his back on a plan that would have kept him safe for two weeks, so let’s weigh this one out, shall we?

Sheila is campaigning but saying that she’s not campaigning to Natalie and Sharon. She points out that Jen won $5,000 and Ryan won $10,000, so they’ve already got more money than the rest of them. She tells Natalie that she’s lied to people in the house, but never to her. Thanks to Joshuah’s lies, Natalie thinks Sheila blames her for not including her in the deal to keep Matty safe though, so I doubt this is going over very well.

Sharon pipes up that she didn’t stress while she was on the block (oh really?) because if it was her time, it was her time. Like Jameka last season, she thinks it’s all predetermined anyway. I’ll spare you my thoughts on that this time. Sharon doesn’t think that anyone should campaign. Gah.

Sheila then goes to Adam to ask for his vote. He doesn’t really want to hear it though, so she complains instead that she’s the one who went around comforting people when they were nominated, and now no one’s coming to her to offer an ear or a shoulder.

Natalie, James, Joshuah, and Chelsia seem to think the tide is turning and Sheila is in danger this week. Of course James isn’t happy about this. He seems to think that America voted on whether or not to let them play as singles. Please. America voted to send Alex back in, and look how that turned out. They think maybe, if Ryan leaves, they may have to go back to being couples. Josh is the logical one here (which must be a sign of the apocalypse) and says that there probably won’t be any more huge twists, but they’ll be doing stuff like competitions at night and likely a double elimination week.

The hamsters now have a new toy to play with – an oversized croquet set that’s recycled from last season. I guess they didn’t have time to shop for new props this year. Since most of the conversations have broken up while the houseguests play in the backyard, we’ll chop this recap off here and continue with part two … coming up next.

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Big Brother 9 Live Feeds, March 13th, Part II, House of Pranksters

Just as expected, and as James was promising everyone, it’s Ryan and Sheila up on the block when we get the feeds back after the nomination ceremony. Matt and Natalie discuss their plans right away. They would rather lose Sheila, but Matt says he’s not going to vote out Ryan, and Natalie thinks they’ll have the numbers in their favor next week regardless. He thanks her for what she did for him in the endurance comp, and she says she only took the deal as she knew James would keep his word. Ya think? He’s only walked around every moment since he’s been back talking about keeping his word like no one else did for him.

Sheila doesn’t mention any names, but talks to Ryan, telling him they should have taken the deal to get “that one” out, yet his time’s almost up anyway, so it doesn’t matter. There are only so many hims in the house. She mentions he hasn’t been on the block, and when he is, he’ll freak, so she either means Adam or Josh, and Adam isn’t of much consequence, so she must mean Josh, although I don’t recall that deal. They talk about Ryan really needing to get PoV, and it clearing the way for James to then put up who he really wants, Matt. Mentioning something about Allison thinking the people that stay are the better players and the people that leave the worse players, they think America voted to get Jen back in. Newsflash, we didn’t like her any more than the rest of ya, save for her boyfriend.

Chelsia comes in, and Ryan asks her if she’s sure she wants to come into the cursed room. She does, and he takes his exit. She tells Sheila she thinks it would have been stupid to bring back anyone that has already seen everything, yet she thinks we would have voted back in Jen or Allison, thinking we hated Alex, because he was boring. Well, you couldn’t be more wrong on that one!

The Bros. Minus the Hoes are chatting as well. Ryan mentions James saying Sheila is the strongest person there. Matt is reading the Bible, and when he’s done, Adam takes a stab at it, while Ryan is asleep on the floor. Exciting group!

Chelsia goes up to the HoH, and James asks her how her chat with Sheila was. She replies she thought there were more people in the room, but it was only Ryan and Sheila, and after he left, she was stuck talking to Sheila. Sharon is talking with Natalie, and asks her why she made the deal with James. I think we all know she was just trying to keep her Matty safe. Natalie says if she gets HoH next week, she’ll put up Josh, as he’s the only one that hasn’t been on the block.

Natalie and Sharon start making dinner, and Adam wanders out there, done with the Bible reading, while both of the other guys are sleeping. Natalie gives him a hard time and calls him a big kid, because he’s sitting there playing with the cheese. Big Kid, Big Doofus, six of one, half dozen of another.

James talks to Chelsia about wanting to twist the knife in Ryan’s back. Apparently he told everyone Jen was in the box as the person we voted in, and it seems he doesn’t even know that it was really Alex who would have been the one invited back. Mental Note: Don’t ever screw James over. He will make you pay big time, as well as in small little ways.

Everyone eats dinner, except for Sheila who’s in the DR. The most scintillating conversation to come out of this is Adam saying a stripper once told him that if you put white strips on your teeth and lay in a tanning bed, it works really well. That’s shocking … I mean about the white strips, not that Adam was with a stripper.

After dinner, Ryan talks to Adam about the separate books of the Bible, and Natalie talks to the guinea pigs. You’d think it was a Monday or Tuesday, as boring as it is here right now.

Sharon talks to Josh and wonders what happened between Natalie and James, as now she doesn’t want to put him up next week if she has HoH, and wants Josh up instead. Perhaps you missed it, Sharon, since it was so long after you’d fallen off, but James gave Natalie a deal, even though he didn’t need to, just because she was too ill to continue and he felt bad for her. And see, it only works in his favor, making her not want to get someone out that was willing to help her.

Chelsia and Sharon are apparently delusional enough this week to think they can still get James to do things for them. Sharon especially, who conspired against him, why does she think he’s ready to do what she wants? They want him to put up Matt if the PoV is used. She also believes God brought James back for the three of them, but if you talk to Natalie, I’m sure she’s thinking it was to help her. She thinks the other HGs don’t realize that she has game, but she does, as she’s not just about reading her Bible and carrying her blankey. And what game would that be? Follow the Leader?

After a quick outside lockdown, the HGs come back inside and find PoV spelled out in the GP cage. While everyone is trying to figure out what it means, brilliant Josh suggests maybe it just means the PoV is tomorrow. Well, there ya go! Maybe he’s been borrowing Natalie’s foil hat.

Sheila is peeved that James came back, and upset with Adam and Natalie for voting him back in. Chelsia brings up that if he hadn’t have been voted back in, James probably wouldn’t have gone to sequester. Adam says if he would have seen Parker in the box, he would have pushed him back in. Hey, it’s like the Justin Timberlake SNL skit “Dick-In-a-Box.”

Sheila works on whatever the puzzle means inside the GP cage, and thinks it’s a numbers thing. She goes to her room and lies down, crying, saying, “I miss you.” I can only imagine she’s talking about her son. Somewhat disturbingly, everyone is outside making fun of her, including Natalie, oddly enough. James and Chelsia are the only ones to not partake in this. As Adam goes in to talk to her, Josh wants him to tell her, “Don’t let your son down!”

James, in the hot tub with Chelsia, takes her bottoms off and flings them across the backyard. She moves around for awhile without them on, despite being reminded that Showtime is on. And if this isn’t apropos, Matt is compared to the Tin Man in the Wizard of Oz, “If he only had a heart.” Anyone want to throw guesses at who would be the Wicked Witch?

In an unrelated note, or at least I think it is, Sheila is still persona non grata around the backyard. While she has put her mike back on and said she just wants to go home, as these people don’t understand her, the backyard crew continues to talk about her. They talk about her being the most dangerous, because of her ability to flip and lie. Yet, there are only so many things for them to say, so everyone picks up talking about Allison who now has left more than a week ago.

Natalie and Ryan go inside to study at the GP cage, and Sheila walks by saying she’s going to bed. Natalie points out if she were on the block, she’d be studying all night. Sheila peels off the unitard and gets into bed. Right then, she’s called to the DR, and she is none too happy. While everyone is querying if maybe the PoV will happen tonight, Shells gets done with the DR and crawls back into her bed, sans the unitard.

Meanwhile, Josh it still trying to get Sharon to freak out. He’s telling her that next week, even if James and Chelsia are on the block, he would still be the replacement nominee. I think this guy might be my older sister in disguise, as he gets the idea to prank Sheila in thirty minutes, telling her it’s time for the PoV, just to laugh at her running around trying to get it together. Adam is against it, but goes along with it when he’s cajoled into it. Once they pull off this prank, Sheila is not amused, and gets called to the DR yet again.

The rest of the house thinks their little prank was absolutely hysterical, and keep talking about it, while having the midnight munchies. You’d think they were just out getting high, instead of pranking someone. Even Josh is eating, saying he’s giving his anorexia a break for the day. Adam switches the conversation to talking about gangbanging an Asian girl and wants to meet Chelsia’s Asian friend. Any Asian women out there, steer clear.

Josh mentions the twists in the game this season, especially the two in the last week, and believes they’ve been overplayed. I don’t know why they’re complaining, as they aren’t the ones that have to watch it. They all believe there is a lot riding on this season, as it will be a set up for this summer. Last September, had I heard there would be another season coming up in two months, I’d have been ecstatic. In May to hear I have another season coming up in two months, I can’t say I’ll feel the same.

Sheila finally emerges from the DR, and takes the unitard off again, this time saying she doesn’t need to wear it anymore. The others all join her to talk about their prank, and she admits they got her good. Matt is in there reading the Bible, seeming very subdued. He just hasn’t been the same ole Matty today.

Everyone pretty much settles down after this, except for James who seems extremely wired tonight. He goes out and plays pool alone, and later Adam joins him. After, they both go to bed. Everyone seems to be getting along much better than a week ago this time. You would think evicting someone and bringing them back would lead to more conflict than it has. Perhaps something is brewing under the surface.

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