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Big Brother 9 Live Feeds, March 13th, Part II, House of Pranksters

Author LauraBelle

Just as expected, and as James was promising everyone, it’s Ryan and Sheila up on the block when we get the feeds back after the nomination ceremony. Matt and Natalie discuss their plans right away. They would rather lose Sheila, but Matt says he’s not going to vote out Ryan, and Natalie thinks they’ll have the numbers in their favor next week regardless. He thanks her for what she did for him in the endurance comp, and she says she only took the deal as she knew James would keep his word. Ya think? He’s only walked around every moment since he’s been back talking about keeping his word like no one else did for him.

Sheila doesn’t mention any names, but talks to Ryan, telling him they should have taken the deal to get “that one” out, yet his time’s almost up anyway, so it doesn’t matter. There are only so many hims in the house. She mentions he hasn’t been on the block, and when he is, he’ll freak, so she either means Adam or Josh, and Adam isn’t of much consequence, so she must mean Josh, although I don’t recall that deal. They talk about Ryan really needing to get PoV, and it clearing the way for James to then put up who he really wants, Matt. Mentioning something about Allison thinking the people that stay are the better players and the people that leave the worse players, they think America voted to get Jen back in. Newsflash, we didn’t like her any more than the rest of ya, save for her boyfriend.

Chelsia comes in, and Ryan asks her if she’s sure she wants to come into the cursed room. She does, and he takes his exit. She tells Sheila she thinks it would have been stupid to bring back anyone that has already seen everything, yet she thinks we would have voted back in Jen or Allison, thinking we hated Alex, because he was boring. Well, you couldn’t be more wrong on that one!

The Bros. Minus the Hoes are chatting as well. Ryan mentions James saying Sheila is the strongest person there. Matt is reading the Bible, and when he’s done, Adam takes a stab at it, while Ryan is asleep on the floor. Exciting group!

Chelsia goes up to the HoH, and James asks her how her chat with Sheila was. She replies she thought there were more people in the room, but it was only Ryan and Sheila, and after he left, she was stuck talking to Sheila. Sharon is talking with Natalie, and asks her why she made the deal with James. I think we all know she was just trying to keep her Matty safe. Natalie says if she gets HoH next week, she’ll put up Josh, as he’s the only one that hasn’t been on the block.

Natalie and Sharon start making dinner, and Adam wanders out there, done with the Bible reading, while both of the other guys are sleeping. Natalie gives him a hard time and calls him a big kid, because he’s sitting there playing with the cheese. Big Kid, Big Doofus, six of one, half dozen of another.

James talks to Chelsia about wanting to twist the knife in Ryan’s back. Apparently he told everyone Jen was in the box as the person we voted in, and it seems he doesn’t even know that it was really Alex who would have been the one invited back. Mental Note: Don’t ever screw James over. He will make you pay big time, as well as in small little ways.

Everyone eats dinner, except for Sheila who’s in the DR. The most scintillating conversation to come out of this is Adam saying a stripper once told him that if you put white strips on your teeth and lay in a tanning bed, it works really well. That’s shocking … I mean about the white strips, not that Adam was with a stripper.

After dinner, Ryan talks to Adam about the separate books of the Bible, and Natalie talks to the guinea pigs. You’d think it was a Monday or Tuesday, as boring as it is here right now.

Sharon talks to Josh and wonders what happened between Natalie and James, as now she doesn’t want to put him up next week if she has HoH, and wants Josh up instead. Perhaps you missed it, Sharon, since it was so long after you’d fallen off, but James gave Natalie a deal, even though he didn’t need to, just because she was too ill to continue and he felt bad for her. And see, it only works in his favor, making her not want to get someone out that was willing to help her.

Chelsia and Sharon are apparently delusional enough this week to think they can still get James to do things for them. Sharon especially, who conspired against him, why does she think he’s ready to do what she wants? They want him to put up Matt if the PoV is used. She also believes God brought James back for the three of them, but if you talk to Natalie, I’m sure she’s thinking it was to help her. She thinks the other HGs don’t realize that she has game, but she does, as she’s not just about reading her Bible and carrying her blankey. And what game would that be? Follow the Leader?

After a quick outside lockdown, the HGs come back inside and find PoV spelled out in the GP cage. While everyone is trying to figure out what it means, brilliant Josh suggests maybe it just means the PoV is tomorrow. Well, there ya go! Maybe he’s been borrowing Natalie’s foil hat.

Sheila is peeved that James came back, and upset with Adam and Natalie for voting him back in. Chelsia brings up that if he hadn’t have been voted back in, James probably wouldn’t have gone to sequester. Adam says if he would have seen Parker in the box, he would have pushed him back in. Hey, it’s like the Justin Timberlake SNL skit “Dick-In-a-Box.”

Sheila works on whatever the puzzle means inside the GP cage, and thinks it’s a numbers thing. She goes to her room and lies down, crying, saying, “I miss you.” I can only imagine she’s talking about her son. Somewhat disturbingly, everyone is outside making fun of her, including Natalie, oddly enough. James and Chelsia are the only ones to not partake in this. As Adam goes in to talk to her, Josh wants him to tell her, “Don’t let your son down!”

James, in the hot tub with Chelsia, takes her bottoms off and flings them across the backyard. She moves around for awhile without them on, despite being reminded that Showtime is on. And if this isn’t apropos, Matt is compared to the Tin Man in the Wizard of Oz, “If he only had a heart.” Anyone want to throw guesses at who would be the Wicked Witch?

In an unrelated note, or at least I think it is, Sheila is still persona non grata around the backyard. While she has put her mike back on and said she just wants to go home, as these people don’t understand her, the backyard crew continues to talk about her. They talk about her being the most dangerous, because of her ability to flip and lie. Yet, there are only so many things for them to say, so everyone picks up talking about Allison who now has left more than a week ago.

Natalie and Ryan go inside to study at the GP cage, and Sheila walks by saying she’s going to bed. Natalie points out if she were on the block, she’d be studying all night. Sheila peels off the unitard and gets into bed. Right then, she’s called to the DR, and she is none too happy. While everyone is querying if maybe the PoV will happen tonight, Shells gets done with the DR and crawls back into her bed, sans the unitard.

Meanwhile, Josh it still trying to get Sharon to freak out. He’s telling her that next week, even if James and Chelsia are on the block, he would still be the replacement nominee. I think this guy might be my older sister in disguise, as he gets the idea to prank Sheila in thirty minutes, telling her it’s time for the PoV, just to laugh at her running around trying to get it together. Adam is against it, but goes along with it when he’s cajoled into it. Once they pull off this prank, Sheila is not amused, and gets called to the DR yet again.

The rest of the house thinks their little prank was absolutely hysterical, and keep talking about it, while having the midnight munchies. You’d think they were just out getting high, instead of pranking someone. Even Josh is eating, saying he’s giving his anorexia a break for the day. Adam switches the conversation to talking about gangbanging an Asian girl and wants to meet Chelsia’s Asian friend. Any Asian women out there, steer clear.

Josh mentions the twists in the game this season, especially the two in the last week, and believes they’ve been overplayed. I don’t know why they’re complaining, as they aren’t the ones that have to watch it. They all believe there is a lot riding on this season, as it will be a set up for this summer. Last September, had I heard there would be another season coming up in two months, I’d have been ecstatic. In May to hear I have another season coming up in two months, I can’t say I’ll feel the same.

Sheila finally emerges from the DR, and takes the unitard off again, this time saying she doesn’t need to wear it anymore. The others all join her to talk about their prank, and she admits they got her good. Matt is in there reading the Bible, seeming very subdued. He just hasn’t been the same ole Matty today.

Everyone pretty much settles down after this, except for James who seems extremely wired tonight. He goes out and plays pool alone, and later Adam joins him. After, they both go to bed. Everyone seems to be getting along much better than a week ago this time. You would think evicting someone and bringing them back would lead to more conflict than it has. Perhaps something is brewing under the surface.

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