Big Brother 9 Live Feeds, March 15th, Part I “I Like a Good Nut!”

After nearly half the Big Brother house gets up to pee, then goes back to bed, they’re finally woken up by BB. First thing, Matt brags to the other Bros about not having to give Natalie her two to five minutes of kissing, but he can’t lie to us. We saw him. There’s nothing else to do for the rest of the houseguests, but play with the recycled giant croquet set. Looks like an scintillating day already!

James tells Chelsia outside he may use the veto and put Adam up, as he’s now seeing him as sheisty and underestimated. I don’t think that’s as much it, as he’ll coast to the end like Zach and before you know it, you’re trying to beat him in the pouring rain. As Josh joins them, he mentions his bad dreams, as at least once a week during the show, he’s been dreaming of tragedies. That would kind of freak me out, I have to admit.

Back to game talk, James brings up the veto again, and says he might use it on Josh, and that he’s only telling them, as if it leaks, he’ll know where it came from. He also tells them Matt confirmed to him last night that Natalie gave him a blow job on day two, and her fascination with him is suddenly making more sense. Josh makes more sense of it, saying that’s how she knows Matt has a big dick, but haven’t they all been walking around naked and sharing anyway? He also decides she must be “dickwhipped.” Snicker.

We lose our flames for awhile, and when we come back, Josh is saying that “they” see everything, as he wanted to shave his head, and must have been reprimanded. He mocks BB, “Watch out … Homosexual going to shave his head.” Does this mean it would be okay for one of the other guys to do it?

I don’t know if one of those two have already said something about the possible veto use or not, but Sheila tells the other girls she might ask James to use the veto and replace her with Adam. That way Ryan would be voted out, and Adam would know he needs to quit lying. She thinks he’s getting way too cocky like he owns the place. She wants them to stick together just like the Bros.

It looks like Sheila’s plan already isn’t going to work, as James goes to Ryan and tells him he is taking him off the block and replacing him with Adam. He wants the favor returned, of course. James feels that Adam also screwed him over last week, and while he was complaining he couldn’t play with Sheila, now he’ll have to campaign without her. Ryan wonders if this will be another surprise replacement nom, and he says no, as everyone else seems cool with it, other than Natalie, Matt, and Sharon. It’s an odd thing, but it seems like James is finally playing the game for himself, and not worrying about revenge, and alliances, or Chelsia.

Allison should be in the house still for this next bit of action, as the other girls are taking bets on when they’ll get their period. They all seems to be just getting over it or starting it soon, which reminds me of that study they did with college girls, where they found that the more girls hang together, the more they begin to synch their cycles. I always found that to be true with my friends, too. Just an FYI.

Josh and Ryan meet up in the kitchen, and Ryan runs the newfound info (about being pulled off the block, not the girls periods …) past him. Josh thinks it makes a lot of sense, as Ryan will be even less likely to screw James over again, and they think it’s funny that Sheila will now need Ryan’s vote. I must admit, it is amusing, and will only do even more to drive her crazy.

It’s back to the girls, as Sheila is wondering what you have to do to get hair dye. Chelsia isn’t sure how she got hers, but figures her mom put it in her HoH basket. Natalie says it’s no problem, you just have to go to the DR and whine that you’re having a bad day like Amanda. Score one for Natalie! She comes up with some good ones occasionally. Maybe the kissing improved her brain power or something.

Chelsia catches up with James, and in between making out, she tells him that Sheila is going to talk to him later about taking her off the block and replacing her with Adam. Yet, it was Adam that voted to bring back James, and Matt voting against him. Yeah, the one he really should be replacing Ryan with is Matt, but because of the deal with Natalie, I’m not sure how seriously he would consider that.

While preparing lunch and/or waiting for it, a discussion starts about the live feeds and if their family members have subscribed. Natalie wonders if we get the live feeds at 3 or 4 in the morning. We know what she’s wondering. Yes, Nat, we all saw the blow job last night and the one on day two. Other talk, Matt says his best friend’s girlfriend’s sister was Danielle that came in second on Survivor. Natalie wants to do Playboy and suggests a BB9 spread. No point, Nat. We’ve already seen it all it seems this season.

Ryan and James move to the GP cage to study the puzzle, and Matt takes his tuna fish lunch outside to eat. Apparently it smells good to Adam, as he goes in for some as well. Maybe it was just Chelsia though. Yeah, I know, that was bad, but c’mon! How could I goner putting tuna fish and her so-called stinky crotch together?

Despite the fact she was campaigning against him, Sheila goes to Adam and tells him he needs to back her up more. She feels he has a sense of entitlement to being there and seems to flip flop to whichever side is in power, which doesn’t help her at all. She’s really irked that he was taking Ryan’s side last night and not hers. He tries to get a few words in, but no go. He eventually does apologize, but it pisses her off even more that he won’t even pick a side this week, as he should be supporting her, instead of saying he doesn’t know whether he’d vote out her or Ryan. James comes in, and she tells him she needs to talk to him. This is about to get really good. She’s going to lose her mind soon.

Up in the HoH, Sheila unleashes all her complaints about the house, mainly the whole fight with Ryan last night. James tells her not to worry and that the people on her side are full of shit. Sheila asks who originated Condor and Gardener, and James tells her it was Adam.

James, again playing smarter this week, goes to Chelsia and Josh and tells them they need to pull Sheila over to their side, and confirms he thinks she’s willing to turn on Matt and Natalie. He wants to treat her with kid gloves. That’s a smart move. He’s playing the Kail game with her. And interestingly, I haven’t seen James include Sharon in many plans this week, and I’m still surprised he never nominated her or thought of it.

They figure the next HoH comp will be mental, with Chelsia adding it will probably be faces. No, that’s usually much later in the season. James tells them of his play to take Ryan down and put up Adam. As if to partially answer my question, Josh admits he’s not sharing as much as he used to with Sharon, but I don’t think any of us would believe him on that one. He says he won’t tell Sharon of this new plan.

Guess where Josh goes when he leaves? Yep! To talk to Sharon! He blows the whistle on James’ new plan, and remember his thing about only telling certain people so he’d know who was being a rat? If it comes from Sharon, he’s going to pretty much know it was Josh, and not Chelsia or Ryan. Sharon thinks it’s a bad plan, as Ryan is more of a threat … yeah, to you! She also wonders if this is just a test from James to see who’s talking. In a way, but I think this is really a better move for James.

The HGs are in various different parts of the house with different conversations. Everything from popping pimples to the parallels of the Bible and Indiana Jones. The latter was Ryan and the Bible’s newest fan, Matt. Matt wants to do his own search for the Holy Grail with his winnings after the show. Forget Sheila’s epiphany, as Matt seems to really be connecting with something here. These nice thoughts are ruined by Adam reading the Bible and playing with the Hooded Warrior.

Matt then seems to be making parallels between the Bible and BB, as he tells Ryan the 12 Apostles were like a gang, but were spineless when their boy Jesus was on the block, saying they weren’t with him. The girls are having not nearly as deep conversations, discussing the memory wall pics and also their favorite shows. Natalie only watches Reality TV. I think we should recruit her, what do you think, Carrie? Sheila likes forensic type TV shows. Ooh, me too!

Sheila and Sharon move to the hot tub and discuss James telling Sheila earlier that there would be a surprise at the PoV meeting. They wonder if it will be a double eviction week next week, and that could be coming up. I can’t remember which week that usually happens, but I think it’s usually a little later, as that’s when Howie when out during All Stars. Sheila basically complains with her same sob story after this, and Sharon speaks of her and Josh’s HOH reign as if they were saints, as they involved everyone in the decisions they made. Yeah, I’m sure Allison felt great about that.

Good grief. The two complain about Natalie, saying she’s too into the game, and they think she’ll be sent home soon because of it. Saint Sharon plans to walk out with honor, courage, and commitment, yet if she wins, it was meant to be. They think ED and Danielle should have been voted out much earlier in their season, with Sheila thinking everyone was too afraid of Dick. She sees parallels between them and Matt and Natalie staying around to the end. I see where she’s coming from, but two very different animals there.

Natalie makes a fruit salad, and when everyone asks her if there’s nuts in it, she says, “I like a good nut.” And now that I have a title, I’ll end Part I.

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