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Big Brother 9 Live Feeds, March 29th, Part Two – Pranks, Pots, and Pans

Author Carrie

The screen in the living room is now showing the guinea pigs on the couch in the DR. That was an awesome clip on the show, by the way. Ryan notices this and calls everyone down to see it, and they all wonder what the heck is going on. James is out in his pink undies, and Josh is almost afraid to see what BB has cooked up for them next. Sharon’s squealing, “BEEBEES!” Gak.

They’re all over this one pretty quickly, as Sheila is back to ranting. This time it’s about how disgusting the kitchen is, the whole flour thing, and how James told her that everyone is gunning for her. Ryan is trying to make some slop, and he gets cornered by ranting Sheila. Poor guy. Natalie has a bottle of Mr. Bubble from BB, so she’s going upstairs to take a bubble bath.

James thinks that the guinea pig picture means that BB is going to reveal another relationship in the house. Good grief, I thought we were way past that. But no, he’s on the Matt/Sheila thing again.

We get lots of boob shots as Natalie settles in for her bubble bath … and a few minutes later BB calls her in to the DR. Poor Nat. She gets out, dries off, and goes downstairs in her robe. When she comes out of the DR, we get trivia for about 15 minutes.

And we’re back, and nothing is really going on. Apparently they got to watch a clip of the show on the living room screen, and Natalie says that the pranks are over for the night. Alrighty then. Nat is fully dressed now, so we’ll probably be seeing that all on the show this week.

Ryan and Adam are outside working out, and James starts doing a running commentary from the kitchen. Natalie comes over and now she and James are pretending to be the voices of Adam and Ryan, and it’s actually pretty funny. The others are laughing in the kitchen. The boys outside see them all laughing at them, and come in to bust their chops a little.

Sharon, Natalie, James, and Josh stay in the kitchen talking while Sheila goes upstairs to listen to Natalie’s CD. James is talking about how he’s still planning to make Sheila’s life hell in the house. He pulls Natalie aside and tells her about swapping the mattresses. Lots of Sheila-bashing apparently leads to housework, because now they’re all washing dishes and cleaning out the fridge. Natalie is called to the DR again. Ho hum.

Not much happens for the next hour or so. Some chatter between Ryan and Adam about Josh having to leave and then they need to get James out, bro. Natalie boils some water to try and revive her bubble bath. The three girls end up in the HoH room again talking about their ex boyfriends and stuff.

Downstairs, the boys have decided to toilet paper Sheila’s room in a big way. I’m foreseeing them running out of TP this week now, and I’m also foreseeing hearing about this from Sheila for weeks to come. Josh is even tearing the paper up and putting little pieces on top of the bed. Just as they finish up, Sheila starts complaining about the flour thing to Natalie and Sharon, and says that she’s done with the pranks. Oops. She can’t believe that no one called James to the DR to bitch him out for pouring flour on her.

Now James and Ryan are playing chess, Adam is watching, and Josh is reclining. How interesting. Sheila is still talking, Natalie is still adding her two cents every now and then, and Sharon is still wondering how she ever got stuck in an alliance with these two.

Sheila and Sharon come downstairs to get ready for bed. Sheila is in the bathroom washing her face, and the guys are practically jumping with anticipation to get her reaction when she sees her room. She goes in and … laughs about it. Then she asks BB through her mic if the boys have to clean up the mess, because she’s not going to do it. She asks the guys how old they are and why they’re all so obsessed with her and pulling tricks like this. She pulls all of the toilet paper over to one side of the room, and then notices something different about the bed. She thinks the guys broke it during the toilet papering. James says he already told someone in the DR that the bed was broken, so Sheila drops it. Hee.

When this dies down a little, the boys start planning their next prank. Natalie mentions that Sheila hates it when people leave their shoes on the kitchen counter (who does that?), so James goes to get his 15 pairs of shoes and line them up on the counter. Josh is busily leaving oily hand prints all over the fridge. They’re also planning on waking Sheila up with pots and pans every hour, starting at 1am. Sheila has apparently gone to bed now.

Sharon goes to talk to Ryan to confirm that Joshuah is leaving this week. They giggle a little over the shock value, since they all plan to make Josh think he’s staying. Natalie has gone upstairs to listen to her CD before going to sleep.

Adam and Ryan go outside for a smoke, lamenting the fact that neither one of them brought enough to last the entire season. Ryan is tired and heads off for bed, while James is wondering if they should wake Sheila up now or just forget that plan and go to bed themselves. Operation Pots and Pans is aborted, and James is done for the day.

Adam and Ryan are now talking in their bedroom about prisons and being arrested. Apparently Ryan was held up at the Canadian border because he has a DUI record, so he rants about Canada and how it would be nothing without the US. I’m Canadian myself, but I think I’ll take a pass on this one. BB and politics/nationalism just don’t seem to mix well. Adam says he was arrested in France and did three months’ jail time there because of a hash bust.

Josh and James can’t sleep, so they get up and pick out some pots and pans to wake Sheila up with. They sneak in, giggling like little girls, bang the pots, and then leave. Sheila just hides under her pillow until they’re done and then goes back to sleep. Gosh, that was fun.

James and Josh go outside to the hot tub and trash the other hamsters. Josh asks James about his vote, and then says that he almost wants to leave this week because he hates everyone else in the house. Apparently Adam offends Josh’s sensibilities with all of his scratching and nose picking. Join the club Josh. James is pissed off because people only want to be nice to him after he wins the veto each week.

Sheila is actually awake now, bitching to Adam and Ryan about how unoriginal James and Josh are. She says that the pots and pans have already been done, by someone better than they are. Amen, sister. Adam goes out to see where James and Josh are, and he tells them that Sheila is all fired up. James thinks they should have poured flour on her first. Adam goes back inside.

Josh thinks he has a 51% chance of staying in the house this week. He whines that he chose Sharon to come back in the house, and now she’s going to be the cause of his eviction. Now they’re talking about signing autographs when they get back into the real world, and how memorable they’re going to be. Ah, the life of a fame whore. Josh says that Natalie wanted to send James to Matt in sequester as a birthday present with a big pink bow in his hair. James can’t believe she actually said that.

Things are winding down now. The boys go inside and get ready for bed. Josh walks around the kitchen for a bit, but soon he’s headed off to slumber as well. James of course can’t stay in bed, so he gets up and plays air guitar for a while, shaves, walks around, goes to the sauna, hears Ryan in the bathroom so has to go and see who else is up, and then goes back into the sauna. An hour later he’s back in bed, and this time it looks like it’s going to stick.

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