Big Brother Live Feeds, April 7th, Part One – Happy Birthday Matty
The hamsters are allowed to sleep in a little this morning, and we don’t get the fiery fake flames until almost 10:30. Afterwards, Natalie is asking BB for one more song, and Sharon is on her way to feed the BEEBEES. It’s the usual morning thing, with people in the bathroom, others in the kitchen getting breakfast, and Adam and James still in bed.
BB calls an outdoor lockdown, so there’s much rushing around to get coffee and food, and in James’ case clothing, before heading outside. Natalie hugs Adam when he comes downstairs. She’s in a good mood today because it’s Matty’s birthday. But let’s not forget that she’s so over him, of course. She’s smiling and calling out, “Happy Birthday Matty!” Sad thing is that he can probably hear her from the sequester house.
Everyone lounges in the sun for a while, with no real conversation to speak of unless we want to go over Matt’s birthday again. Apparently Parker’s birthday was on the 6th as well. There’s some chatter about dreams, but unless you actually believe that Natalie and Sheila’s dreams are prophetic, it’s not worth recapping. The lockdown is over, and a few people go back inside. James stays in the yard practicing his golf swing. Well, golf putt, actually.
Nat and Sharon have a quick whisper session in the kitchen. Natalie tells Sharon not to say anything to anyone, but she is definitely the target next week. Sharon tells Natalie that’s funny, because she’s heard the same thing about Nat. Oooh, touché! They both think that the boys want to take Sheila with them to the final three, because she’ll be the easiest to beat in the end. Natalie tells Sharon she wants it to be all girls in the final three, and then they can get Sheila out and go to final two together. And I think it’s now official that Natalie has final two deals with everyone in the house. Sharon says that they need to go after Adam next, because he’s very close with both Ryan and Sheila.
Sheila comes into the kitchen and asks the other two if they want to go outside with her. Sharon needs to shower first, so Sheila and Natalie head outside. Natalie tells Sheila all about the conversation she just had with Sharon, only it’s the heavily-edited version that makes Natalie look like a saint. Adam and Ryan have both gone back to their beds, and James is still playing golf.
Sharon comes out and Natalie is called to the DR. Sheila immediately tells Sharon and James and Natalie is sharing info with Adam, and they can’t trust her. She knows that Natalie wants to be the last girl standing, and that she’s not really serious about the girl alliance. James tells them again that Nat did come to him wanting to work with him last week after he won the veto. Sheila says she believes it.
Natalie comes back outside, and they all talk about how dangerous Adam is. They seem to realize that he didn’t nominate James originally this week in order to secure his jury vote, and they figure that if Adam and Ryan make it to the end, Adam will win the game. Natalie points out that Adam can’t play for HoH this week, so they can target him if they need to. She also says that the girls have to stick together, and they can’t tell Adam anything. As if she’s not going to go tell him herself.
James goes to play a game of solitary chess, while the girls continue to speculate on what’s going to happen next. Sharon is convinced it’s going to be a double-elimination week (as am I), and says that she will put Ryan and Adam on the block if she wins HoH. Sheila wants Ryan out if that happens, and Natalie doesn’t comment. They think that Sheila and Sharon will go up if Ryan or Adam wins HoH. Natalie tells Sheila that the boys want to take her to the final three because she won’t win the last comps. Sheila acts shocked to hear this, but she can’t really be surprised, can she?
James goes inside, and Natalie asks Sheila what she told him, because he’s acting differently. Sheila takes issue with this and says she didn’t tell him anything, and if he knows what’s going down it’s because Adam told him. I really have no idea what they’re talking about, because they all have deals with each other, and if they’re not assuming that the others are screwing them over, then they’re even dumber that I thought they were. Natalie actually says that she doesn’t tell the boys anything that they talk about. Good grief. She’s the worst one! I can’t believe that no one’s caught on to this yet.
BB calls an indoor lockdown now, so inside they go. Natalie goes to read her bible, and the boys are all asleep in their beds (with visions of $500,000 dancing in their heads. Well, except for James of course). Sharon and Sheila have a whisper-fest in the bathroom, with Sheila acting outraged over everything that Natalie’s been saying. She tells Sharon that Nat is full of crap, and the two of them need to stick together because Nat and the boys will all come after them. Sharon says she’s not sure what to believe.
Natalie comes back out, since she must realize that there are people talking game without her. Sheila continues to blame Adam for shaking things up in the house and telling people what’s going on from both sides. Are there even sides left now? Natalie says she’s going to do what’s best for her from now on, because the boys definitely don’t want her to get to the end of the game. They speculate that James will continue to cause shit in the house until he leaves, and then they seem to think it will be smooth sailing until the end.
Natalie says that the boys are telling her to put Sheila and Sharon on the block if she wins HoH. Sheila says that’s what she figured Natalie would do anyway. Hee. Nat pretends to be surprised and says no way, the boys are going up. Sheila yaps about the guys wanting her in the final three so they can beat her, and says that would be too much for her to bear, to get so close to the end but not end up in the final two. She starts to cry. Here we go again. She’s saying that Adam thinks he can win the game, but he doesn’t need the money because he brags all the time about being a high roller at the casinos.
James comes in to use the bathroom, so the strategy conversation is done. When he leaves, the girls are talking about their ex-boyfriends and stuff. We get to hear lots more about Sharon’s relationship with Jacob, including the fact that they waited until she was 19 to have sex. There are a few more shout-outs to Matt for his birthday. Ho hum.
Sharon talks for another solid half-hour about Jacob, and then she and Natalie discuss signs from god. This leads to a Natalie-rant about Chelsia, and how she’s in sequester because she never asked god for forgiveness. And here I thought she was in sequester because the other hamsters voted her out.
Finally Ryan comes out and now they’re all discussing what they watch on TV. Sheila says she never watches TV. Then she runs off the list of programs she enjoys, like The Young and the Restless, forensic/crime shows, news journals, etc. Even Ryan is bored with this, so he’s off to play with one of the remote control cars.
James comes outside and lays down, since he must be exhausted from sleeping all day. Adam is up too, and Ryan’s gone inside to make nachos. It’s been a few hours since he last ate, so I’m sure he’s starved. Ryan tells Adam that the girls have spent the afternoon scheming and plotting against them. He must have had a dream.
Natalie goes inside, and tells Adam and Ryan everything that the girls spent the afternoon talking about, stressing that Sharon is really pushing for a girls alliance and that she will put both boys up if she wins HoH. Adam is really pissed off at this, and when Natalie leaves he tells Ryan that James is filling Sharon’s head with bullshit and he wants to go out there and punch them both out. I think we’re seeing the darker side of Baller now – the same one that came out when he smashed grapes in Chelsia’s face. Ryan talks him down and says that they have to get Sharon out next, and then Sheila. Which is contradictory to their earlier plan of wanting to get Sharon and then Natalie out, but whatever.
Adam goes upstairs alone, and Ryan goes back to bed again. James has fallen asleep outside, and the girls are either sunning or sleeping or both. Eventually James gets up to go eat something, so the girls are back to repeating all the game talk they’ve already covered today. Sheila and Natalie go inside, and Sharon sits in the hot tub by herself.
Sheila comes back outside to join Sharon, and Sharon asks if Sheila trusts Natalie. Sheila says no, she doesn’t. They decide that they will take each other to final two (sigh), and Sharon thinks that maybe they should keep Natalie around until final three and then dump her. Sheila promises Sharon that she’s been honest with her throughout the game, and will continue to be so. Then she says that she can’t win HoH this week, because there’s no way she could put Adam on the block, and Ryan saved her with the veto so she can’t put him up either. She could nominate Natalie, but then she’d have to put Sharon up with her. Unbelievable. She makes a final two alliance, and then says that if she won HoH she’d have to put that person on the block.
James comes out and joins Sharon and Sheila. He says that he plans to try and get digs in at Natalie all day tomorrow. That should be fun. James isn’t so bad when he isn’t in self-righteous mode. Unfortunately he’s spent the last three weeks in that mode. They discuss when they’ll be paid by CBS, and then what they’re going to do for the luau party they’re planning, which has been put off until tomorrow.
Sheila is talking about Natalie again, saying that she would for sure put Sheila and Sharon on the block, and James agrees with her. He doesn’t think the boys wants to go to the end with Natalie though – he thinks they’d rather take Shelia, and Sharon agrees. Sheila is saying that she knows that Natalie will turn on her, but she’s not going to do that to Natalie. It will have to be Nat who does the double-crossing. They figure that Natalie can’t possibly win the game if Chelsia, Josh, James, and Sharon are all on the jury.
James says he’ll work on Natalie tomorrow, and then try to keep her up all night talking with him so she’ll be exhausted for the HoH comp. Sheila tells Sharon a few times that she can’t repeat any of this conversation to Nat, and of course Sharon promises. They decide to tell Natalie that they were talking about what the upcoming HoH comp will be about if she asks. James talks about how he can try to sway the jury votes if Natalie makes it to the end, and then says that if she had a dick he’s hit her. But he doesn’t hit girls, of course. I guess pickle juice falls into that gray area then. James tells Sheila and Sharon that they should start practicing with the golf clubs, because he’s sure the HoH comp will involve putting.
It’s dinner time now, so on to part two …
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Big Brother 9 Live Feeds, April 6th, Boys and Their Toys
It’s really gross goings-on for first thing in the morning at the Big Brother house. First James is swimming in the buff, then he comes inside, draped in a towel, and asks Natalie to pop a zit on his back. She does, and Adam leans in and tells her her breath smells like ass. The least of it is Ryan who is still in pain because of his neck. He wants some type of medication and has to wait until a doctor comes in. He claims to have been up half the night with it.
I don’t know if it was Beatles music this morning for their wakeup or what, but the group starts discussing John Lennon, and when they get around to talking about how he died, Adam and Natalie don’t know how. James and Sheila are surprised, as Natalie apologizes, saying she’s not much of a history buff. James points out it’s more common knowledge than history, and as he and Sheila talk about his killer having the book Catcher In the Rye with him, Natalie suggests they start calling James Mr. Know-It-All. I guess that makes her Ms. Know-It-Nothing.
Natalie and Sharon are glad the negative energy is gone from the house (read Chelsia) and Natalie talks yet again about being pissed at Matt about the lies he told about her. Ryan and Adam are busy playing with the remote control cars. Sheila wants to try out the golfing, and tries to set up the putting green, but then guys keep running into her with the cars. She runs away into the house. James comes out and drives a car into the pool, so Adam gets it out with a net and sets it out in the kitchen to dry.
James say if he goes this week, he’s happy, as he secured $10,000 for doing nothing. He’d like to do a TV show that follows him around on his bike. Ryan mentions that the DR is trying to get him to not use the veto, and after this, he’s called into the DR, and we get flames, meaning the PoV ceremony is happening very early this morning.
When we come back, it’s clear that Ryan pulled Sheila off, and Adam went ahead and put James on the block. James jokes with Natalie, saying it was a close call, with a 50% chance that she would have gone up instead. He calls himself a gonorrhea in the house, and finds it interesting Natalie hasn’t been on the block in quite some time.
Ryan apologizes to Sharon, saying he only had one veto to use. He then calls out to Sheila, asking her what happened to her ass, as she has none. The camera shows us he would be correct, and Sheila explains she’s always had a wide flat ass. She says she works out, and not getting to while here could be the reason she is an emotional basket case (her words not mine). She thanks Sharon for saying during the veto ceremony that she wanted Sheila to stay.
Ryan leaves to go make burgers, and James makes hot dog as well. James talks about Sheila’s speeches always being very good and teary-eyed. She asks him about the chicken he made the other night, if he put garlic on it. He tells her no, but the marinara sauce had garlic. Natalie gets called into the DR, and James says, “See you later, movie star.” She claims she will be in movies some day, and he wonders if they can see in the DR how big her crotch is. He then says she’s the strongest player left in the game, and Sheila agrees. He complains she doesn’t know anything, and Sheila explains Natalie did go to college for three years, but James answers that was to learn how to paint mermaids. Both he and Sharon tell Sheila they would vote for her in final two, which definitely surprises her.
Adam comes out for a burger, and James asks if he goes off on Natalie, would Adam go off on him. Adam says no, but he would if he went off on Sheila. Suddenly, he’s protective of her. James says the DR isn’t a fan of his right now, because he refused to manipulate people this time around to get Natalie put up instead of him.
Switching gears, James asks Sheila to go skinny dipping tonight and she agrees. They joke about their promised kiss, and say the one last night didn’t really count. He then yells over to Natalie, asking why she stopped working out after Matt left. She claims it wasn’t after he left, she just did. Sheila tells him she’s getting mad, to which he answers she’s getting fat. James says he’s not pulling a Chelsia, as he’s not making fun of her abortions or stupidity. I wasn’t aware that making fun of people getting fat ranked higher than making fun of abortions and stupidity.
James claims he’s doing it because she’s been calling him an evildoer and atheist behind his back, but to him she was saying she wanted to work him. Now, he figures he should live up to the titles she placed on him. He wishes he had a joint right now, and mentions he had told others before that he would need a gallon of Jack on his way out the door. Sheila asks him what pants he will wear when he leaves, and he says they are making him a custom sequined tuxedo. Sharon wonders what they’ll make her, forcing James to tell her he was only joking.
James talks about people “fucking” on the show, and says people are embarrassed to do it here, but he wasn’t. This leads to a conversation on who joined in the pool orgy. Sharon was there, but didn’t take her top off. Sheila had stayed inside with Allison and Amanda. They wonder if this season has the most cursing and nudity. One word. Yes. Sharon tells everyone that Natalie is pissed now and says no one is allowed to laugh or egg James on. Something tells me this isn’t going to work well. He falls down laughing, then tells Sheila they should haven’t gotten rid of her last night after her comments about deserving to leave if she can’t beat Sheila.
Ryan and Adam are talking to Natalie in the kitchen and asking if it was true that she and James were working together. She jokes, yeah the Christian and atheist working together. She still says he came up to her every week asking the same thing, ans she always agreed, but then told them. Adam says James even talked about nobody suspecting it, because of the good vs. evil thing. The guys try to tell her that’s why James is pissed and making comments. She calls him a manipulator and liar.
Adam goes outside and attacks Sheila over this, not James, saying it’s all fun and games, until you’re the butt of the joke. Sheila says she wasn’t laughing and asks Adam why he’s shitstirring. Ryan asks James if he’s feeling devious today. Natalie comes outside, and Sheila again says she wasn’t laughing and told James it wasn’t funny. She does point out, though, that people were laughing when flour was poured on her. Ryan tells James he didn’t like when he was on the block and when it looked like he was going to be evicted, Natalie told him at least he gets to seen Jen. James says he knows he’s leaving, and he’s okay with it, as he can probably have sex in sequester.
After the show, Ryan isn’t going straight home. He’s going to go hang out with Baller in Florida for a few days. Adam would like to go after chicks, and Ryan smiles, figuring he won’t tell Jen that part. James wonders how he’ll communicate with everyone after the show, and Ryan says he’ll give him his email. James wants to hang out for a couple of weeks, but then has to figure out how to get down to Florida. Ryan thinks if he just starts walking, people would see the pink hair and know he was the dude from BB. Adam offers to help James out with some money.
James tells Adam he “better beat that girl,” and it’s clear he means Natalie. Adam says he can get past this next week, and asks James to talk to Sharon for him, as he knows it’s a risk if Sharon wins HoH. James says he’ll talk to Ryan for him as well, as Adam looked out for him this week. Ryan tells Adam he doesn’t think he can trust Natalie now because of the stuff they found out about her and James.
James gets called to the DR, and Natalie starts yelling at the other guys that they need to stand up for her. Adam tells her she needs to tell him. She explains if they laugh and egg him on, it’s only going to get worse. Ryan points out they can’t trust her anymore, now that they know she was cutting deals with James. Adam tells Ryan, it’s just them together, and Ryan agrees. They agree their best bet for final three is bringing Sheila with.
Natalie’s trying to fix what’s been done and said, telling Sheila that James approached her in the sauna when Chelsia was on the block, knowing that Chelsia was leaving, and saying he wanted to work with Natalie, as no one would suspect it. She says he did it three times, including when they were watching the movie. Yet, she always told everyone else when he did that. Sheila tells her she doesn’t know who to believe. She tries to tell Adam the same thing. She can’t wait until everyone sees the tapes and realizes she’s telling the truth. Is it me or are the people that say this always lying?
Sharon points out James told her Natalie was saying yes to all of it, so he thought it was real. Natalie brings up old, old stuff, saying it’s not the first time James tricked her, as he did it with the Matt deal, trying to make them think James and Chelsia were fighting. But really, that has nothing to do with it. She says she never would have worked with James, and if he’s the one who believes it, he’s the one that’s stupid. She thinks James was just trying to latch onto the strongest player. Natalie asks Adam to stick up for her like Matt would. Not much hope for that.
Natalie suggests she might make James believe she’ll give him her vote, just to keep him off her. Again, not much hope for that. She refers to him as a freaking dipshit and an idiot. It’s not her fault he’s so gullible, yet he says she’s the one who’s naive. She even felt sorry for him the day he cried. She doesn’t like that he’s a negative Nancy, going around raining on people’s parades. In the first place, I don’t think he really believed it, just is calling her out now. Secondly, she’s just pissed because she thought it would be smooth sailing with none of her people on the block, and now she realizes her past transgressions are coming back to haunt her.
It’s girl talk again, as Sharon asks Natalie who she thinks would turn on her the fastest. Natalie thinks it would probably be Adam. Natalie says they’ll be fine, just as long as “us girls” stick together. Right, until you go the other way anyway, just like you did with James. And now she needs the girls more than over now that the guys aren’t trusting her too much. Natalie brings up how badly Chelsia acted, and says James is just like her. The guys are too busy for any of this, as they’re playing with the remote control cars, and Ryan tries to make a ramp.
Done with the cars, the guys go inside and first joke about the three girls being Charlie’s Angels, with Sheila being the one that sits around and does nothing, and Natalie being the enforcer. It then gets to them talking about why Sheila is the way she is, and they figure anyone who leaves home at 16 to go to Las Vegas and live with her aunt and uncle is messed up. Ryan confirms something did happen, but won’t elaborate. Adam figures her son is going to the mall, getting messed up and coming home telling her to fuck herself. He thinks her son knows what candy is, as it’s raver terms. Ryan asks how James knows what that is, but we get flames.
James says he is not going to campaign and knows Natalie has been trying to get him out for awhile. Adam says he can try to help him, but James says no, as he has accepted his fate. Well, I haven’t, but … whatever. Don’t worry about me! The guys go outside, where the girls are sunbathing and not talking about anything interesting at all. A moth flies in front of Adam’s face, startling him and making him scream out. Sheila laughs at him. The guys busy themselves critiquing the girls’ looks, as Adam says Sheila is unattractive, and James says Natalie has a butterface, whatever that is. James suggests putting Sharon’s head onto Natalie’s body, but Adam doesn’t find either of them attractive. He also thought Jen was too skinny around the shoulders. And these guys are perfect, right?
James says if he could somehow get Sheila and Ryan … but he knows Ryan is afraid of him. Adam agrees. James knows Natalie would shit her pants if he stayed. Adam adds he was trying to get Ryan to keep Sheila on the block and take Sharon down, but it didn’t work.
Adam goes up to his HoH room, and James goes inside, walking around talking to himself as if he’s putting on a show, moving the furniture around. It’s like he’s attempting a Dick at Nite show, but falling short. Regardless, it’s the best thing going on the feeds right now. He then goes to the DR, and we get an audio leak of him asking for some Pabst Blue Ribbon for his last days in the house. Instead, he gets some hair dye and touches up his roots, singing about the people in the house that suck and want him gone.
When Sharon leaves the backyard, Natalie tells Sheila they can’t let Sharon win HoH, and that it has to be one of them. Sharon comes back, and Natalie says she hopes this week’s HoH is physical. Sharon points out the guys are going to go after the girls next, as it’s human nature. Duh. A bee swoops in front of them, but no screaming from the girls like we heard from Adam with the moth.
Ryan gets up from his nap, saying his neck is beginning to feel better. James comes up to Sharon saying there’s going to be a party tonight … an antique party. Who knows! Ryan and Adam talk again about the importance of sticking together now. They know James will be terrorizing the house this week, but feel it’s okay as long as it’s just the girls.
Ryan retrieves a plate of cookies that Natalie had baked, and walks in her room where she’s lying down, exclaiming it’s party time. They know they have to win HoH, and he says he might just throw it to her. But if someone else wins, and Ryan gets on the block, if Natalie wins PoV, she’d take him down. She talks about throwing halibut on the grill, and they discuss what she has read in the Bible.
In the sauna, Sheila and Adam talk about the wine they had the night before, and she calls out to James, saying they’re both evildoers and should’ve worked together. He tells her it’s a little to late, then joins them, and says Ryan said he’d keep him if she kept him. Sheila wants a good reason to, and he says to get Natalie out. She asks how she knows he wouldn’t team up with Sharon, but that makes no sense, because if James stays, then Sharon is gone. She does acknowledge Natalie is going to throw her under the bus. He wonders how much Sharon could really her at this point, as she’s weaseling by every week.
Sheila asks Adam for some input, and he says he’s the HoH. She agrees to talk to Ryan, saying she hasn’t been after him since the beginning, and she knows Adam likes him. James says Natalie would be shocked if James stayed, then it would make her fail at the HoH. James points out Natalie is already talking like she won the game. Sheila knows already that Natalie doesn’t want her to win. She asks what Ryan said, and James says it’s up to Sheila. She agrees to talk to Ryan. She asks how he know she wouldn’t go after her after Natalie is gone, and he asks why.
James knows if he won HOH, then he’d go right after Natalie goes. He points out Natalie will probably put up Sheila, and Sheila says she knows Natalie wants Sharon gone. James says he’ll leave whether it’s this week or next, but just wants to take someone out first. Sheila knows Natalie needs one of the guys with her at the end. James brings up Natalie saying if she took James to the end, she’d win. He didn’t like her, saying he was going to lose, and now he doesn’t want her to win any of the money. He’d rather taker her with him on the way out. She asks if it’s true he wanted to team up with her, and he admits it, but says she was blowing him out behind his back. Sheila knows it comes down to who is her biggest threat. He wants to just get one person out, and doesn’t think Sharon can do it.
James tells her he has no expectations, but Ryan has a tendence to say he’ll do something then not really be into it. So James needs Sheila to reassure Ryan to to with the house. Sheila says she should’ve gone with her gut before, as this all wouldn’t have happened. Her gut was to not evict James the first time, as it made her sick to her stomach. Adam points out she flipped the house, but she says it wasn’t her. She says she feels like she needs some action, as she’s bored out of her mind wanting to do something crazy for her birthday. She’s going to flip the house again.
James leaves, and Adam and Sheila talk. He says he’s scared, and she points out he never is. He’s worried about next week’s HoH, but she thinks he’ll be fine, because she just knows. Adam is worried about Sharon, but Sheila doesn’t think she’ll do anything. Sheila says they can’t let this happen, as James is coming after him. Adam doesn’t want Sharon to put him up, and Sheila says she’s not going to let it happen. Adam thinks the worst case scenario would be for him and Natalie to be put up.
Sheila says she refuses to vote out Adam, but they’re not sure how Ryan would vote. She offers to talk to Sharon, as she trusts her more than James. She thinks Ryan will win HoH and not Natalie, and he’d put Sheila and Sharon up and keep Sheila. She says she was just agreeing with James so he’d leave her alone. While they make jokes about Adam wanting a massage, Sheila says she won’t let Sharon put him up. Besides, he could win PoV and take himself down. She tells him not to go over to Natalie’s side. Sheila will still talk to Ryan, though, saying she has to do that for James.
Sheila gives him a massage after all and says she misses Josh, because he was fun. They talk a little politicis, then Sheila tells Adam he will meet her son at the wrap party. She admits she misses him sometimes so much she can hardly breathe. He’s staying with her ex who is amazing with computers and is a great musician, but is too smart for his own good sometimes. They used to live together before they broke up. He’s lived with a friend since, but while she’s on the show, she let him move back in to be with her son.
She just continues to spill to Adam, saying she was so unhappy before, but feels she’s changed since coming to the house. Her unhappiness was affecting her son, though. Her ex did some bad things to her, and sometimes Adam reminds her of him. On BB it’s forced her to get real with herself. Her whole reason for getting up in the morning is her son, although he makes her laugh and cry. She tells Adam she’s a good person, and he says he knows that and sees the sweet little girl inside of her.
When asked, Adam talks about the relationship he had before he came to the house. He says she was in love with him, although he kept trying to explain to her it wasn’t a serious relationship. He says he does see other girls, as he’s “a good-looking guy, ya ‘know.” Eventually, he would like to get married. He figures he’ll probably get back with her once he’s off the show. Sheila asks if he treats girls good, and he says the best, explaining that what he says and does here is all an act.
Later on, Sheila tells Sharon about James’ campaigning, but assures her she’s safe, and that she, Natalie, and Ryan will vote him out. The group only gets five beers, because Ryan can’t drink. James drinks two right away, and Sharon says Natalie will be pissed. Sheila says she doesn’t care and will sit there and drink the last one right in front of her. They think Natalie gets ridiculous about how many everyone gets. Sheila goes outside and Natalie walks up asking if James is trying to talk to her. She says he is, but it’s not going to matter at all and walks away.
Natalie talks to Ryan who confirms James is looking for votes. Adam joins them and confirms as well. Natalie says if she wins HoH, both of the other girls are going up. She declares that Sheila is not going to win and thinks she can beat Sharon. Later, after dinner, Natalie tells the other girls that she’s putting up the two guys. Adam and Ryan come in and they say they were talking about James wanting to stay, but it’s not going to happen.
James plays chess with Ryan, then tells Adam to go tell Natalie it was all Jimmy’s idea to drink all the beers and not leave any for her. Sheila is busy ranting and raving about not keeping James because of the things he’s said and done to her, and Adam asks Natalie why all her mermaids look like her. James hits the hot tub alone. The others minus Sharon hold a meeting in the sauna room. Natalie wants to go in the hot tub, but won’t, because James is in there. James gets out of the hot tub, hits golf balls into the pool, then dives in to get them.
Natalie tells the group in the sauna room she can suck on her own boob to turn guys on. At least I think she said that. She can suck something, at least, and I think she said boob. Sharon joins James out in the hot tub, making small take. She asks how much he hates everybody, then mentions he only has two more days, and Chelsia is going to be so excited. He says she won’t be; she’ll be pissed. He mocks Adam, saying how it’s going to be alright, because Jimmy’s his boy. He’s just going to fuck up his chance at $500,000.
Adam comes out to the back yard for a smoke, and Sharon asks how many packs of cigarettes he’s smoked in his life. He figures 100,000, and James calls BS, as that would mean he’s spent over half million bucks on cigarettes in his life. Sharon notes that if businesses quit giving employees smoke breaks, they’d have no other option but to quit. James calls BS again, saying people would quit their jobs. He’s in a great mood tonight.
Ryan talks to Sheila and Natalie inside, saying when the others tries to get him to backdoor Matt before, that’s when the house split. Had he followed through, he’d be the odd man out now. Natalie admits the scariest part for her was after the disco ball, as she knew she needed to start winning comps.
James tells Sharon he will tell her everything he knows … about the game … before he leaves, as he’s going to try and campaign, but he doesn’t think it will work. He tells her that Natalie wants to take one of the guys to final two to offset the jury, and wants to take both guys to final three, to get the vote of the one who leaves first. Sharon thinks if Natalie was smart, she would take Sharon to final two. I don’t understand the reasoning behind that one. James thinks Adam and Sheila have something going together and that they’ll stay together until it’s no longer advantageous. Sharon knows she’s next to leave if Natalie gets HoH.
Apparently seeing James as a sinking ship, Sharon joins the others inside. She says she feels crippled, and Adam replies he usually walks a lot outside. Ryan cracks that the only walking Adam does is from the grocery cart to his car. Sheila tries to add something here, but Adam tells her to shut her hole. Sharon apparently finds them uninteresting as well, and goes to bed. James hops in the shower, singing.
When James is out, he jumps in bed with Sharon, asking her to tell him a story. He asks for something intense, and gets a story about a car wreck in October where she almost died. James’ most intense story is a high speed motorcycle chase hitting a palm tree at 100 mph, then jumping in the ocean and almost drowning. His biggest regret is a girl he left behind in Florida, and when she followed him out to L.A., he proposed, but then didn’t go through with it.
James talks about the very first competition, and says Chelsia just dropped. Had she won and they became the power couple, he would have taken out Matt and Natalie and completely changed the game. He and Sharon then talk about the scenarios of either Matt or Natalie coming back to be Josh’s partner and completely crack up.
Now, keep thinking of how differently the rest of the game would have been had James and Chelsia won and kicked out Matt and Natalie, and Jacob and Sharon stayed.
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