Big Brother 9, Live Feeds, April 23rd, The Big Day and No Cigs

Before Eviction Strategy Talks: Sheila wants to talk to Adam and can’t, as Ryan shadows him all day long, or she says, Ryan is “stuck so far up Adam’s ass, I can’t get near him.” A few minutes later, as she’s on a lounger near the one the guys are sharing, she says she finally got what Julie asked, whether they’d rather be sitting with someone they can beat or someone who deserves it. She resolves to be happy for one of them winning and not be bitter. While the guys aren’t going to vote for each other if one gets voted out, she won’t be like that. She’ll decide after she separates truth from lies who was good to her.

She thinks if James was smart, and had he come back without the attitude, he’d still be there. At this point Ryan just has to mention he came back as well and is still there.

Trying one more time before the live show, Sheila goes to Adam and he tells her again that Adam said he wouldn’t vote for him in the end if he picks her. She wonders why he thinks he owes Ryan anything. She wants him to realize the reason Ryan wants to take him is because he thinks he can beat him.

While Sheila is in the DR just before the live show, Adam confirms he’ll keep Ryan, and says Sheila will be pissed, but she’ll get over it in four days.

Before Eviction Quotes: “Jesus, can you be more rude?” — Adam, talking about BB telling him to shut his mouth and stop talking after 1 AM. Lay off them, Adam, they were only doing us a favor.

Before Eviction Ominous Moment: Sheila finishes packing, then while cleaning up she asks whose shorts are laying out. Ryan says they’re Adam’s, as he’s pretty sure he’s staying.

Before Eviction Fun Stuff: Adam says he had a nightmare last night, dreaming of getting his rental truck towed and not having any money. Ryan dreamt about a maze of dead horses and cows where he got lost. He never sees Jen in his dreams; he’s just always looking for her. Foretelling?

Before Eviction Mean Stuff: Adam and Ryan make fun of Sheila, talking about her legs, calling her a roller derby chick, vicious, and other things that are way worse. Just evict her for gosh sakes. You don’t have to sit there and trash her.

After Eviction Topic of the Night: Adam is really jonesing for a cigarette, and he lets out that the whole “I was robbed of my secret stash of cigs” thing was a lie he was hoping BB would fall for. He was hoping they would get him more, believing someone stole them from him. He even tries bugging the people working behind the scenes for a smoke. Eventually he even begs Allison Grodner for smokes.

After Eviction Past Strategy Talk: Ryan asks Adam if he had won the final HoH if he really would have evicted Sheila. Adam swears to God he would have, saying he had a speech planned and everything. Adam knew Sheila had him beat when she started going over the jury members, counting. Yet, Ryan thinks she didn’t deserve to be there. Now how can that be after you guys just admitted she would have won with the jury?

After Eviction Mean Stuff: Despite the fact Sheila is gone, the guys can’t lay off her, and they really go on the attack, to the point where they are crude, rude, disgusting, and mean. They start out realizing the cleaning isn’t going to get done without Shebot/Cleangot, go into how much she sucked at comps, laugh at her campaigning to stay, and get into her disabled son and raunchy jokes about her that just aren’t funny. Ryan even laughs about scaring her when they were chained together. Sheila would never do that to either one of them if they had left, and it’s so going to hurt her feelings when she reads this after the show.

Ryan mentions Jen calling him and saying she would be on the show and says it almost destroyed their relationship, as he didn’t want to come there to have people ridicule him. BB loved her and said she was perfect for the show, and Ryan thinks she got on a power trip after that and became someone he couldn’t stand. Adam says he liked her, and Ryan tells him he was the only one who didn’t give him crap for banging Jen. I’m sure she’ll love hearing all this. Is it possible they think they’re not on live feeds anymore?

These two charmers go on to trash Chelsia, Matt, Sharon, and James, yet are sure to still call Matt their boy. Ryan adds if they vote against him, fuck them, as they’re haters.

After Eviction Delusion: Ryan actually thinks that Julie Chen has a crush on him. Honestly, this boy should never drink champagne again. He also makes some crude comments about Danielle Donato, and I’m thinking Evel Dick could have a think or two to say about it.

Quote of the day: “Never trust a stripper, let alone a fucking Penthouse Pet of the Year.” — Adam (charming, isn’t he?)

“I came on here without a pink mohawk, and I’m a standup guy. I played.” — Ryan

“Someday I can tell my kids Mommy lasted fourteen days, and Daddy lasted eighty-one.” — Ryan.

My Thoughts: My thoughts on this cast have covered the gamut. I wasn’t too thrilled with them at first, then I really began to like James and Chelsia, because they were fun more than anything else, then she just got too fricking weird, but I always admired his spunk. Then I got bored again, but really found it interesting the past week. With just these two a-holes uncaring jerks left, I’m finding myself bored again. BB10 starts when?

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