Big Brother 9 Live Feeds, April 25th – Wake Me When it’s Over

It’s all over but the final vote now, and the two hamsters we’re stuck with for the next three days have nothing to do but sleep and complain. Both of which they seem to excel at. I was kind of hoping that the boyz would actually try to have some fun now, maybe have a few laughs while wasting away their last few days in the house. Doesn’t look like that’s about to happen, sadly.

Jury Questioning Rehash (or “Most of the Day”): After sleeping until mid-afternoon, the guys waste no time in slamming the jury members. Adam can’t figure out why Josh hates him so much, and is concerned that he’s had enough time in the sequester house to turn some votes away from him. The guys decide Chelsia is a “bulldog bitch.” You won’t hear any arguments from me.

Next up is Sheila-bashing. They think she’s spiteful. Sharon apparently told Ryan that Jacob liked Adam, and that Ryan would really have to work to get her vote. She also claimed that she saw Ryan wink at Adam after the eviction vote, so she knows he went back on their final two deal. Of course Ryan keep denying there was any such deal to begin with. These guys are really, really hateful, and it floors me that they can’t grasp how the people on the jury feel, and that this is their only opportunity before the vote to get answers. They seem to have been expecting everyone to break into rounds of “For He’s a Jolly Good Fellow.”

Ryan wants to “squish” Joshuah under his arm pit for his guinea pig comment. They regret leaving nice goodbye messages for Sheila because she was horrible to them and they both hate her now. They agree that James was the coolest one on the jury. Probably because he already knows who he’s voting for and didn’t really need to ask them anything important.

They even think Matt was an asshole last night, asking Adam about the business he was planning to start with Natalie. Ryan thinks Sheila told Matt about it. Think about that for a minute. Natalie, confirmed Matt-stalker and nicknamed “Chatty Natty”, who has been in sequester with him for over a week, wouldn’t be the one to pass on this little nugget of info? Hello?

They decide that they’re not going to let a bunch of bitter haters ruin the rest of their vacation. We’ll see how long that lasts.

Projected Vote Count: Ryan is sure that Adam will win because he has that whole “fuckin’ autism thing” going. He wishes he had thought to start a charity before going into the house. I wish he had scheduled a lobotomy. I’m really starting to understand the whole Jen/Ryan relationship though.

Adam figures it will go 3-3 and that Big She will be the deciding vote. He figures that she’s so pissed off at him by now that she’ll vote for Ryan.

BEEBEES: The guineas run around excitedly while the guys make their lunch, but Ryan is pissed off even at them. He tells them that their Mommy isn’t there anymore, so they can just fuck off.

Fun Stuff: There really isn’t much. Ryan tries to alleviate some of his boredom by chasing bugs around in the backyard with bug spray. Sharon would be horrified.

Ryan puts bubbles in the hot tub, and it completely overflows. These guys were so pissed off yesterday that the jury joked around about them being a gay couple, and now they’re planning to sit in a bubble-infested hot tub together. Too bad they didn’t save any champagne from the other night. The mounds of bubbles end up acting as a massive bug trap, and Adam ends up skimming the bugs out of the foam with the pool net.

BB tells the guys a riddle: The poor have it, the rich don’t want it, and if you eat it you will die. Isn’t that like the oldest riddle out there? The answer is “nothing,” but our two mental giants don’t seem to be able to figure it out. Two hours later they’re still trying to get it, and decide there’s no answer.

Woulda/Shoulda/Coulda: The boys are regretting that they didn’t just tell the jury “don’t hate the player, hate the game.” Right, ’cause that would have gone over really well. They figure that they will walk out of the house together, with their heads held high, saying this. Won’t they be disappointed when they find out that they don’t actually walk out together.

Future Plans: Ryan and Adam are planning to start up a business together when they get out of the house. They won’t talk much about it though, because those of us on the live feeds could steal their brilliant ideas. I don’t think they have a lot to be worried about.

These two also think they’re going to appear on every talk show around, including The Daily Show and Letterman. First, I don’t think Jon Stewart cares about Big Brother. Second, I know Letterman hates reality TV. Also, Adam thinks he’s going to tear Letterman a new one on the show, because he attended a taping once and Dave was rude to Mary J. Blige. The mind boggles.

The Last (Kraft) Supper: Adam goes to cook up a frozen pizza, and they discover that it’s the last Kraft pizza they have. Ryan is suddenly nostalgic, and wants to commemorate the eating of their last Kraft in the house together. And then he wonders why Josh asked if he’s eaten the guinea pigs yet. Sigh.

Quotes of the Day: “Where’s everybody at, dude? Oh, right, we got rid of them all.” – Ryan

(After deciding that their chess days in the house are done) “I’m Big Baller Fisher” – Adam

My Thoughts: Like Laura, I’ve gone back and forth with these hamsters all season long. At first I didn’t like any of them, then I tried to root for some of them, and now that it’s almost said and done, I really can’t stand most of them. Somehow, though, a Ryan win here would just be the rancid icing on the turd cake that has been this whole season. At least I could stomach Adam winning it, although I’m not completely sure why that is.

Maybe there will be one final twist, and America can just vote to give Rupert another million dollars instead.

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