What’s Hot On TV Tonight – DWTS Winner Crowned!

Who’s it going to be tonight? Mya? Donny Osmond? Kelly Osbourne? My money’s on Donny taking it for the popular vote, while the judges politely applaud Mya, yet another great technician, losing. Kelly isn’t going to win, but will get a standing ovation by all, including her proud papa.

1. Oprah Winfrey. Oprah and People magazine team together to hold a private celebration on the Ft. Bragg military base to welcome home the 82nd Airborne Division, 3rd Brigade Combat Team returning from Iraq. Wynonna and the Palmetto State Quartet give a surprise welcome home performance.   Syndicated, check local listings.

2. Uncle Buck. I can’t see this movie enough. It’s back when Macaulay Culin was still adorable, and John Candy, well, he was always adorable. Find out more at Sazze. 12:00 PM CT E!

3. Bonnie Hunt Show. The guests today are Scott Wolf; Irina Shabayeva, the winner of Project Runway; and the U.S. Trampoline Team. Syndicated, check local listings.

4. Cocktail. See Tom Cruise shake it up with Elisabeth Shue. 2:00 PM CT VH1 Classic

5. Ellen DeGeneres Show. Today’s guests are Penelope Cruz, Kris Allen, and voted-out So You Think You Can Dance contestants, Channing Cooke and Kevin Hunte. Syndicated, check local listings.

6. NCIS. The team is led to a government think tank using child prodigies after the discovery of a dead Marine. One of the children could be the next target of the killer. 7:00 PM CT CBS

7. Biggest Loser. Suze Orman and Rod Woodson both make appearances on the show, albeit in different activities.  7:00 PM CT NBC

8. V. Erica unearths a biological threat that could have something to do with the Visitors, Anna looks over the murder investigation of a V during a meeting with a special guest on the mother ship, and Chad reports on the Visitors’ healing centers. 7:00 PM CT ABC

9. So You Think You Can Dance. The top 12 dancers perform. 7:00 PM CT Fox

10. All I Want for Christmas. A young boy makes a wish during a holiday contest for a husband for his mom, and ends up winning the conteset. 7:00 PM CT Hallmark

11. NCIS: Los Angeles. The NCIS team is joined by a forensic scientist on a murder case because it the killers’ characteristics resemble that of a killer that can’t be traced who is referred to as “the phantom.” 8:00 PM CT CBS

12. Dancing With the Stars. Whitney Houston will perform, and we’ll also see two danceoffs. Jeffre Ross, Adam Carolla, and the Muppets will make appearances as well. But the best paart is we’l finally crown a winner. 8:00 PM CT ABC

13. Scare Tactics. Another car carrying a group of partygoers breaks down on the property of a crazy cult. 8:00 PM CT Syfy

14. Larry King Live. Sex trafficking is discussed with Ashley Judd, Lucy Liu, and Lisa Ling. 8:00 PM CT CNN

15. The Good Wife. After the firm’s senior partner is arrested, Alicia takes his case, but has to wade through murky office politics in the process. Chelsea Handler interviews Peter’s mistress, and his evidentiary hearing doesn’t go well, making Alicia suspect his guilt in the corruption matter. 9:00 PM CT CBS

16. Jay Leno Show. Guests tonight are Charles Barkley and the most recently eliminated Biggest Loser contestant. 9:00 PM CT NBC

17. Sons of Anarchy. SAMCRO keeps its focus on the upcoming showdown with Zobelle’s crew, thanks to Jax and Clay, Gemma makes sure Tara keeps her job at the hospital, and Weston figures out his boss’s intentions in Charming. 9:00 PM CT FX

18. Tabatha’s Salon Takeover. Tabatha is tasked with making over a salon which has an irresponsible owner at the helm. 9:00 PM CT Bravo

19. Little Couple. Bill and Jen honor the deceased 9/11 firefighters while in NYC. Among those honored is Bill’s uncle, Dennis. They also vist Jen’s friend who recently had a baby. 9:00 PM CT TLC

20. Lost Tapes. A group of pranksters who become prey to the Dover Demon of Massachusetts.  9:00 PM CT Animal Planet

21. Sherri. Sherri’s quite Thanksgiving with Bo and her father is nterrupted with the unexpected arrival of Summer, Celia, Angie, and a cop. 9:00 PM CT Lifetime

22. Secret Lives of Women. An unvarnished look at the machinery of polygamy and how a population of women and children are subjugated by the money, corruption and political influence, as seen through the eyes of the women who have escaped its grip, the law enforcement community, and government officials. 9:00 PM CT WE

23. The Hills. Justin goes to Las Vegas, following Kristin, wanting to make amends. Spencer tries to figure out what Heidi is up to. 9:00 PM CT MTV

24. Lopez Tonight. Guests tonight include Sanddra Bullock, Derek Luke, and Shakira. 10:00 PM CT TBS

25. Styl’d. Rappers Tyga and Soulja Boy are styled, and the junior assistants start to play dirty. 10:00 PM CT MTV

26. Late Show with David Letterman. Zac Efron, Carrie Fisher, and Rihanna are the guests. 10:35 PM CT CBS