What’s Hot On TV Tonight – The Bachelor Picks His Final 2
Jake Pavelka takes his final three on their away dates tonight and cuts one, making a decision on his final two. The question is, when does Ali call? We know from last week’s preview that she’ll call at some point. Some fans are shocked that Ali left last week, but others think it’s just another trick of ABC’s sleeve to get more ratings. TV Guide looked at this issues, talking to Chris Harrison, and asking if the show was jumping the shark.
1. Oprah Winfrey. A report on child molestation includes situations where a child’s mother is the perpetrator. Syndicated, check local listings.
2. Seems Like Old Times. I watch this movie every time it’s on. It’s my more favorite of the movies Goldie Hawn and Chevy Chase filmed together. He plays her ex who’s in trouble with the law. She’s a lawyer, and her new husband, Charles Grodin, is the prosecutor. 10:15 AM CT Encore Love
3. Martha Stewart Show. To celebrate President’s Day, White House executive chef Cristeta Comerford and White House pastry chef Bill Yosses appear, with Comeford sharing her recipe for lean Turkey Lasagna , an Obama family favorite, and Yosses shares a dessert just as healthy, an Orange Yogurt Cake with Baked Apple. David Allen Grier guests as well. Syndicated, check local listings.
4. Boston Legal Marathon. “Order, order! ‘Boston Legal’ is now in session on TV Land!” The Primetime Emmy Award-winning hit series created by David E. Kelley celebrates joining the TVLand lineup with a marathon of episodes throughout the day, as well as special characer “briefs” on viewer favorites. And if you’re a big fan, log on to www.tvland.com to enter a sweepstakes to win one of thirty season 5 DVD box sets. 11:00 AM CT TVLand
4. Boston Legal Marathon. “Order, order! ‘Boston Legal’ is now in session on TV Land!” The Primetime Emmy Award-winning hit series created by David E. Kelley celebrates joining the TVLand lineup with a marathon of episodes throughout the day, as well as special characer “briefs” on viewer favorites. And if you’re a big fan, log on to www.tvland.com to enter a sweepstakes to win one of thirty season 5 DVD box sets. 11:00 AM CT TVLand
5. Winter Olympics: Snowboarding, cross-country skiing. Coverage this afternoon includes the women’s 10km and men’s 15km in individual fresstyle cross country skiing and men’s snowboard cross. 12:00 PM CT NBC
6. Winter Olympics: Figure skating, Alpine skiing, speedskating, snowboarding. The pairs final in figure skating, snowboard cross, men’s downhill alpine skiing, and the men’s 500m final in speedskating. Can Apolo Ohno medal again and set a record? 7:00 PM CT NBC
7. The Bachelor: On the Wings of Love. The three final women have their away dates with Jake in St. Lucia. One will be sent home, and the other two will meet Jake’s family in the season finale. 7:00 PM CT ABC
8. One Tree Hill. Nathan helps Haley and Jamie try to face Lydia’s situation, which isn’t looking good. Brooke and Julian work on their relatioship, while Clay and Quinn spend time apart. Miranda wants to produce Grubbs’ album. 7:00 PM CT CW
9. Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show. It’s the opening night of 134th annual dog show. What I don’t understand is why it’s only an hour long tonight. 7:00 PM CT TNT
10. Secret Life of the American Teenager. At the mother/daughter dance, Amy and Ashley find out their parents plan to remarry. Ben comes to the realization he still loves Amy, and Ruben finds out Ricky kissed Amy. 7:00 PM CT ABC Family
11. Life Unexpected. Lux has a party at Bze’s loft, trying to make new friends at school. Cate worries that she and Lux will never bond as easily as she appears to do with Baze. 8:00 PM CT CW
12. 24. Jack’s colleagues are worried about his undercover mission, and the scope of the threat widens. 8:00 PM CT Fox
13. Intervention. Alcoholism is showcased. 8:00 PM CT A&E
14. Make It Or Break It. Emily finds out her mom is dating Steve after Lauren confronts Chloe about it. Payson gets an appointment with a top back surgeon, and the National Team needs to step up their game. 8:00 PM CT ABC Family
15, Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show. Aah. Here’s the rest of the dog show. It looks like it stops after an hour to defer to wrestling, then picks up again here. 8:00 PM CT CNBC
16. Celebrity Fit Club: Boot Camp. The fit clubbers have a simulated beach raid, then get emotional at a bonfire. Bobby Brown’s partying catches up to him. 8:00 PM CT VH1
17. Men of a Certain Age. Joe’s son starts having anxiety over the family situation, so Joe tries to buy a house, betting $25,000 on a basketball game to get the money. Terry gets cast in a B movie, but it makes him have doubts about the future of his acting career. Owen’s father cuts back on his working hours and asks Marcus to manage the place, not Owen.9:00 PM CT TNT
18. Damages. Patty asks Louis Tobin about his fraud, while Joe Tobin has to make a decision that will determine the fate of his family. 9:00 PM CT FX
19. NFL Full Contact. Included are preparations for the opening of Cowboys Stadium. 9:00 PM CT truTV
20. Hoarders. Husband and wife hoarders don’t take responsibility and blame each other, and the daughters of another pair of hoarders follow the family trend. 9:00 PM CT A&E
21. Greek. Casey considers a career in politics after volunteering for a visiting politician, but Cappie isn’t ready to talk about life after college yet. Rustygets ready to be the cover boy for an engineering magazine. 9:00 PM CT ABC Family
22. Kell On Earth. Fashion Week is coming to an end, and Kelly and her staff look at producing another event, however various mixups come their way, and Kelly is ford to evaluate an employee’s future. 9:00 PM CT Bravo
23. Celebrity Close Calls. Celebrities such as Jane Seymour, Erik Estrada, Leif Garrett, and Coolio look at times in their life where they nearly died. 9:00 PM CT Bio
24. The Buried Life. The guys take part in a krump dance competition while in South Central L.A., and also make friends with an ex gang member, helping him get airplay for his rap song. 9:00 PM CT MTV
25. Secret Daily of a Call Girl. Duncan and Bell’s editor/writer relationship stops being platonic after a lat-night chat, Belle has a hard time accepting Jackie and Ben’s affair, and Bambi has feelngs for a handsome, young client, despite Belle warning her not to get involved. 9:00 PM CT Showtime
26. My Life as Liz. Liz gets invited to an annual party, prompting a series of unexpected events to happen. 9:30 PM CT MTV
27. Tracey Ullman’s State of the Union. Tracey impersonates a Caribbean caregiver, a stem cell researcher, a flight attendant, a gift shop manager at Neverland Ranch, and an Antiques Roadshow expert. 9:30 PM CT Showtime
28. La La Land. Gary gets help from an acting coach to get ready for a TV commercial audition in which he’ll play a mattress salesman, then gets advice from a bedding retailer. Shirley sets up a psychic hotline to push her products. Brendan makes a right win documentary about illegal aliens. 10:00 PM CT Showtime
29. Late Show With David Letterman. The guests tonight are Tracy Morgan, Jamie McMurray, and Fanfarlo. 10:35 PM CT CBS
What’s Hot On TV Tonight – Celebrity Fit Club
We have a new Celebrity Fit Club on tonight, and I think the one person everyone is probably most excited to see on there is Kevin Federline. Other than that what I’m looking forward to seeing most is Jay Leno and David Letterman on their respective shows to see what they say about filming that Super Bowl commercial with Oprah Winfrey. That was hysterical!
1. The View. South Carolina first lady Jenny Sanford and Dr. Mehmet Oz are the guests. 10:00 AM CT ABC
2. The War of the Roses. Everyone knows a couple that fights through their passions, don’t they? Michael Douglas and Kathleen Turner star, and Danny DeVito costars and directs. 10:00 AM CT HBO Signature East
3. The Princess Bride. Such a classic is this one, that my niece got a tattoo inspired by this movie. (It says “As You Wish.”) 12:10 PM CT Encore WAM
4. Bonnie Hunt Show. Cobie Smulders, Kelly Cutrone, and David Rasche are today’s guests. Syndicated, check local listings.
5. Ellen DeGeneres Show. Guests today include Jessica Alba and the Jersey Shore cast. Syndicated, check local listings.
6. Skate for the Heart. “American Idol’s” Jordin Sparks, 16-year-old singer Charice, boy band Honor Society, and the five-girl band KSM perform with the cast of Figure Skating Champions to raise awareness for heart disease. Hosted by Michelle Kwan, the most decorated figure skater in U.S. history, and legendary skater Peggy Fleming. 5:00 PM CT Hallmark
7. How I Met Your Mother. Lily and Marshall have a week to find the perfect blind date for Ted for Valentine’s Day, and Robin’s obnoxious colleague invites her to a party. Jim Nantz and Phil Simms have cameos doing commentary on Barney’s dating life. 7:00 PM CT CBS
8. Chuck. Agent Shaw teams up Chuck and Harrah and himself teams with Sarah, but it seems like he only wants to get closer to her. Morgan and Elle look into Chuck’s secrets. 7:00 PM CT NBC
9. The Bachelor: On the Wings of Love. It’s the hometown visits where Jake finds an overprotective family, a mom who is unconvinced, a family he questions, and another that has questions for him. One of the women then appears in his hotel room with shocking news. 7:00 PM CT ABC
10. One Tree Hill. Brook and Julian try to find a balance personally and professionally, Nathan and Haley are surprised, Clay supports Quinn after surprising news, Alex goes after Alexander, and Millience tries to fight feeling tempted. 7:00 PM CT CW
11. House. A day at the hospital through Cuddy’s eyes, dealing with hospital issues, staff disputes, and personal issues. Michael Weston guest stars. 7:00 PM CT Fox
12. NBA Basketball Hornets at Magic. Will the Hornets carry the New Orleans success we saw last night into Orlando? 7:00 PM CT TNT
13. Secret Life of the American Teenager. In order to improve her relationship with Jimmy, Amy gets pointers in kissing from RIcky. Adrian wants to meet Ricky’s foster parents, the school holds a mother-daughter dance, and Anne wants to go to therapy with George. 7:00 PM CT ABC Family
14. Savile Row. The three-part documentary series goes inside the venerable bespoke tailoring firms - the best in the world - on and around this quiet street in London’s elegant Mayfair district. As we meet the tailors and their customers, the series explores the challenges facing Savile Row in the 21st Century - and how it is responding. 7:00 PM CT Sundance Channel
15. Accidentally On Purpose. Billie goes uninvited to Zacks high school reunion, then has to compete with his beautiful ex. 7:30 PM CT CBS
16. Two and a Half Men. Charlie’s jealousy threatens his relationship with Chelsea. 8:00 PM CT CBS
17. Heroes. Season finale. Peter joins with an unlikekly ally to rescue Emma, Noah and Claire get trapped underground while oxygen is running out, and Hiro tries to stop a catastrophe after reviewing his past. 8:00 PM CT NBC
18. Life Unexpected. Cate speaks with the princip after Lux gets suspected, but only makes it worse. Cate and Ryan book a radio station event at one of Baze’s rival bars. 8:00 PM CT CW
19. 24. Jack looks for the enriched uranium while undercover, and Presiden Taylor;s notives are questioned when delegates get together at the United Nations. 8:00 PM CT Fox
20. Intervention. Alcoholism and bulimia are showcased. 8:00 PM CT A&E
21. Make It Or Break It. All the girls go to Payson’s prom, and Emily runs into Damon. Lauren finds out her dad is dating Chloe, Carter wants to get back together with Kaylie, and a a doctor suggests an experimental surgery for Payson’s inju 8:00 PM CT ABC Family
22. Larry King Live. South Carolina First Lady Jenny Sanford is Larry’s guest tonight. 8:00 PM CT CNN
23. Celebrity Fit Club: Boot Camp. Season premiere. The new cast includes Sebastian Bach, Bobby Brown, Nicole Eggert, Kevin Federline, Shar Jackson, Jay McCarroll, KayCee STroh, and Tanisha Thomas. 8:00 PM CT VH1
24. The Red Carpet Issue. The U.S. premiere of the latest documentary from France’s leading producers of fashion programming, Lalala (”Habillées”) and directed by Olivier Nicklaus, it looks at the transformation of the red carpet ceremony from a private event into a popular phenomenon and multi-million dollar business. The Red Carpet Issue considers the risks and rewards - for designers, stylists, media outlets and celebrities - of playing the red carpet game. 8:00 PM CT Sundance Channel
25. The Big Bang Theory. Leonard has to choose whether to bring Sheldon or Penny to the CERN science complex. 8:30 PM CT CBS
26. CSI: Miami. A civilian passenger on a private space shuttle is murdered. 9:00 PM CT CBS
27. Jay Leno Show. The guest tonight is Emma Roberts. 9:00 PM CT NBC
28. Castle. A pro baseball player is murdered while on a goodwill mission in Cuba, and Castle is thinking about the father he never knew because of Alexis’ genealogy project. Joe Torre appears in a cameo. 9:00 PM CT ABC
29. Damages. Patty has to stop a Tobin case key witness from fleeing the country, and Ellen finds out a dark family secret. 9:00 PM CT FX
30. NFL Full Contact. Series premiere. There’s a lot that goes on behind the scenes of producing an NFL game, stuff that we never scenes. This series takes a look at the full season, all the way to Super Bowl, starting with the regular season NFL kickoff game in Pittsburgh, which includes a pregame concert with Tim McGraw and the Black Eyed Peas. The producers have to deal with a Tim McGRaw lookalike crasher and putting some type of a roof on Fergie’s dressing area. 9:00 PM CT truTV
31. Hoarders. A mobile home shared by a mom and her 13-year-old daughter is feeled with keepsakes, and a single dad raising two adopted kids with special needs could lose them if he doesn’t get his place cleaned up. 9:00 PM CT A&E
32. Greek. Casey and Cappie are on opposing teams of a Greek softball tournament. Rusty is struggling as the pledge educator, Rebecca confuses Evan in the love department, and Calvin asks Rusty to bond with Grant. 9:00 PM CT ABC Family
33. Kell On Earth. After last week’s fashion week mishap with client Chado Ralph Rucci, Kelly is determined to make sure the next show goes off without a hitch. But when front of house gets waaay out of hand during the press check-in, will newly-promoted employee Stefanie be able to handle the pressure? And Kelly and her staff have an emergency on their hands when a model collapses during one of their events? 9:00 PM CT Bravo
34. The Buried Life. The crew is hoping to help deliver a baby as they head to Memphis, then help a woman get to Denver to see her mother’s gravesite for the first time. 9:00 PM CT MTV
35. Secret Daily of a Call Girl. Belle takes Jackie to a sex club for fetishes to help her understand the profession more. Jackie is attracted an aristocratic young client, and Belle gets guidence from her editor for her writer’s block. 9:00 PM CT Showtime
36. NBA Basketball: Spurs at Lakers. Nearly a month ago, Tim Duncan had 25 pints, 13 rebounds, and four blocks to lead San Antonio to a win over L.A. 9:30 PM CT TNT
37. My Life as Liz. Liz wants to do a piece on the cruelty of hunting for her TV-production class, but Terry makes it complicated. 9:30 PM CT MTV
38. Be Good Johnny Weir. Johnny and his family are by no means wealthy; if Johnny can’t earn a living, he can’t afford to compete. Johnny’s 2009 summer off-season is booked with paying gigs around the world – exhibition shows, seminars - arranged by his agent, Tara. Making matters worse, Paris abruptly announces he is moving out, leaving Johnny alone and in need of a cheaper apartment. Johnny experiences a kind of epiphany when he teaches a seminar to a group of enthusiastic young girls on Long Island. He decides to try a new choreographer, the renowned David Wilson. Though Johnny has the blessing of Nina, it is unclear whether how this will fly with Galina. 9:30 PM CT Sundance Channel
39. Tracey Ullman’s State of the Union. Tracey impersonates Kate Winslet, an architectural commission rep, a vocal coach, an environmental activist, and a driver with road rage. 9:30 PM CT Showtime
40. La La Land. Ruth Lee wants to shape Gary into star material, so he has an interview iwth an agent. Shirley plays mind game at an auditon for a paranormal TV series, Brandon tries to shoot an environmental documents about releasing a condo into the wild and hires a fake ecologist for “authentication.” 10:00 PM CT Showtime
41. Late Show With David Letterman. The guests tonight are Sandra Bullock, and Josh Turner, and the identity of the next Sports Illustrated simsuit issue cover model is revealed as well. 10:35 PM CT CBS