What’s Hot On TV Tonight – Celebrity Apprentice and Lost Finales!
The series finale of Lost was the biggest thing going tonight … until Bret Michaels had his third life-threatening malady since this season of Celebrity Apprentice started. He’s one of the two finalists, and after having an emergency appendectomy, then having a very serious brain hemorrhage, he was expected to make the finale tonight, then had a warning stroke. Does he show up to hear if he won or lost? So which is the bigger finale tonight? Some people will be torn and will have their DVRs working overtime.
1. MLB Baseball: Red Sox at Phillies. Boston Red Sox at Philadelphia Phillies. 12:30 PM CT TBS
2. The Birdcage. Honestly, these two funny guys, Robin Williams and Nathan Lane, together, is just the best. It’s a takeoff on La Cage aux Foiles, with them playing gay men who try to hide this fact as they meet Williams’ son’s future in-laws. 12:45 PM CT Comedy Central
3. PGA Tour Golf: Byron Nelson Championship. Final round play in the Byron Nelson Championship in Irving, Texas. 2:00 PM CT CBS
4. Stanley Cup Playoff: Game 4: Sharks at Blackhawks. Chicago is ahead 3-0 in the series. 2:00 PM CT NBC
5. Footloose. Kevin Bacon stars as a guy that moves to small town and has a hard time fitting in. Interestingly enough, it shares similar themes with The Sandlot. Find out this movie’s impact at Sazze. 3:00 PM CT CMT
6. 60 Minutes. An investigation into the phthalates, chemical compounds that are used in plastic products, a report on SEED school, a public boarding school for inner-city kids, . a profile on Martin Coooper, a cell phone inventor. 6:00 PM CT CBS
7. Dateline NBC. The story of the sinking of the passenger cruise ship Oceanos 6:00 PM CT NBC
8. Lost: The Final Journey. A retrospective tht looks back on the final season, and pilot from 2004. 6:00 PM CT ABC
9. ‘Til Death. Eddie gets his book published, and Ally goes into labor on the book signing day. He gives Doug fatherhood tips, and Ally apologizes to Joy for the things she’d to cause her pain. 6:00 PM CT Fox
10. Brooks & Dunn: The Last Rodeo. A tribute concert honoring the due that’s breaking up after twenty years. Kenny chesney, Lady Antebellum, Miranda Lambert, Reba McEntire, Brad Paisley, George Strait, Sugarland, Taylor Swift, Carrie Underwood, and Keith Urban perform. 7:00 PM CT CBS
11. Minute to Win It. Season finale. An engaged couple work together in a special wedding episode. 7:00 PM CT NBC
12. The Simpsons. Season finale. After Moe discovers his skill as an arbiter, he could be joining the panel of the American Idol judges. Marge grows irritated with Homer hanging around the house. The American Idol judges have voice cameos. 7:00 PM CT Fox
13. River Monsters: Unjooked. Jeremy searched for a Himalayan catfish, the Goonch, supposedly large enough to eat humans. 7:00 PM CT Animal Planet
14. MLB Baseball: Yankees at Mets. New York Yankees at New York Mets. 7:00 PM CT ESPN
15. Cleveland Show. Season finale. Cleveland’s parents are planning to get married again, but Donna picks up her ex as best man instead of of Cleveland. Cleveland Jr. will inherit the ex’s belongings, as well. Earth, Wind & Fire have voice cameos. 7:30 PM CT Fox
16. NBA Playoff: Game 3: Lakers at Suns. Los Angeles leads the series 2-0. 7:30 PM CT TNT
17. Celebrity Apprentice. Part 2 of the season finale where it’s learned who wins. The big question is if Bret Michaels will turn up. 8:00 PM CT NBC
18. Lost. Series finale. The one everyone has been talking about all week. 8:00 PM CT ABC
19. Family Guy. Season finale. Peter’s take on The Empire Strikes Back. 8:00 PM CT Fox
20. World’s Fattest Man. Series premiere. The show follows Paul Mason, 800 pounds, who risks it all with a surgical procedure that could help him stop his behavior, or cost him his life. 8:00 PM CT TLC
21. The Tudors. With war clouds from France looming, Henry is happy wih his new wife’s influence on his life. 8:00 PM CT Showtime
22. Kendra. Kendra struggles with her looks as a mom, yet Hank is offered a modeling gig. 9:00 PM CT E!
23. River Monsters. Jeremy heads to Africa’s Rift Valley and searches for the Nile perch, which can get up to eight feet long and weigh 500 pounds. 9:00 PM CT Animal Planet
24. Girl Meets Gown. Jamie-Dale, a bride stuck with a designer gown from Stardust Celebrations after the end of her engagement. With no refunds from the salon, Jamie has the stylist promise to donate the dress to a deserving bride. Candice, a deaf bride who couldn’t afford a dress after spending her life savings on Cochlear Hearing Implants walks in next. Tauri, a spunky bride who ordered a dress in a sample size, vows to lose weight by her next alterations appointment. Shelley, who’s dreamed of being a bride since she was just 14-years-old, must be prevented from trying on every gown in the store! 9:00 PM CT WE
25. Iron Chef America. Neal Fraser vs. Michael Symon. 9:00 PM CT Foot Network
26. Breaking Bad. Walt becomes obsessed with a contaminant in the lab and refuses to finish the cook until it is eliminated. Meanwhile, a frustrated Jesse attempts to get Walt back on track. 9:00 PM CT AMC
27. Treme. Antoine gets an airport gig, Janette showcases her cooking skills on a road trip, Annie makes the switch to Cajun music, LaDonna and Toni are encouraged after a judge’s opinion, and Davis gets around the criminal justic system. 9:05 PM CT HBO East
28. Pretty Wild. Alexis is stressed thinking about the trial looming in the future, with Orlando Bloom scheduled to testify. 9:30 PM CT E!
What’s Hot On TV Tonight – Idols Take On Rolling Stones
I’m not holding my breath or anything, but I think it would be incredibly cool if the Rolling Stones made appearances tonight coaching the Idols through their songs. Some of the Idols clearly have an easier path to the Stones music, but sometimes that can be the best surprise, for someone unexpected to come out and wow us.
1. Regis and Kelly. Kristen Stewart and Kirstie Alley are today’s guests. Syndicated, check local listings.
2. The Astronaut Farmer. When Billy Bob Thornton builds a rocket on his Texas ranch, everyone thinks he’s nuts. Find out more at Sazze. 9:30 AM CT AMC
3. When Harry Met Sally. Before you head out to see Meg Ryan in her latest film, The Women, see her in one of her most famous roles. I originally saw this movie on my honeymoon. 12:00 PM CT E!
4. Bonnie Hunt Show. Jesse Ventura and Brian Boitano are among the guests today. Syndicated, check local listings.
5. Ellen DeGeneres Show. The guests today are Julianna Margulies, James Galea, Lilly Scott, and La Roux. Syndicated, check local listings.
6. NCIS. When a Navy diver is murdered, the team works with their Coast Guard equivalent. 7:00 PM CT CBS
7. Biggest Loser: Couples. The Losers compete in a cookoff which has them preparing an appeetizer, entree, and dessert, with only twelve ingredients. Curtis Stone and Ali judge the winner who will get a weigh-in advantage. 7:00 PM CT NBC
8. 90210. Noami and Ivy have it out while hiking with Liam, Jasper blackmails Annie with the hit-and-run, Silver and Teddy consider their relationship, Ryan falls for a free spirit he meets at a bar, and a surprise visitor greets the Wilsons. 7:00 PM CT CW
9. American Idol. The final 12 take on the Rolling Stones. 7:00 PM CT Fox
10. River Cottage: Gone Fishing. Fisherman dicuss sustainable fishing through commercial developments, and how cow dung is instrumental to the industry. In the kitchen, ways to prepare Cornish sardines and organic carp. 7:00 PM CT Sundance Channel
11. NCIS: Los Angeles. When a Marine dies in a drivey-by, the team figures the victim’s brother is the next target. 8:00 PM CT CBS
12. Lost. Sawyer is sent on a mission by the Locke Monster, 8:00 PM CT ABC
13. Melrose Place. A new tentant takes over Auggie’s old place, but butts heads with Lauren, before she finds he’s the hospital’s new resident. David gets news that could change his life, and Amanda gets mad when Riley asks Ben for a job. 8:00 PM CT CW
14. RuPaul’s Drag Race. The contestants sing, with Henry Rollins and Terri Nunn as guest judges. 8:00 PM CT VH1
15. The Good Wife. Alicia and Will try to force an insurance company into paying ofr life saving surgery in-utero, and she gives Peter a proper homecoming. 9:00 PM CT CBS
16. Parenthood. Peter and Kristina go over Maxi’s options for schooling after he’s kicked out. Sarah decides to break up with Jim, then has car problems. Crosby has fun with Jabbar, and Julia worries she’s missing moments in Sydney’s life. 9:00 PM CT NBC
17. FlashForward: What Did You See? The series returns with a recap of the previous ten episodes. 9:00 PM CT ABC
18. Southland. Ben flies solo for the first time and has to track a missing girl, Sammy and Sal aren’t finding it easy to work with Gil Puene in the effort to catch a former gangbanger, Chickie tries to become a better cop, and Lydia and Rene help out Brianna with her baby. 9:00 PM CT TNT
19. Justified. Series premiere. A U.S. marshal is exiled back to Kentucky after killing a a thug in Miami under questionable circumstances, believing it was justified. Up first on his docket in Kentucky is the white supremacist he once worked with mining coal, who is now a suspect in bank robberies and blowing up a black church. 9:00 PM CT FX
20. Millionaire Matchmaker. Patti is dealing with a serious narcissist with Doug, a 39 year old gay-onaire whose impossibly high standards have him coming up short in the love department. Can Patti teach this egocentric to adjust his standards? And Patti’s other client, British import Nicole, is a 40-year-old divorcee who demands the “perfect” man that doesn’t truly exist. When Patti explains her options are limited –especially in youth-obsessed L.A– will she adjust her thinking or drop Patti? 9:00 PM CT Bravo
21. the Man W ho Injects Venom. Documentary looking at Steve Ludwin, who believes snake venom is medicinal and injects it into his own body regularly. 9:00 PM CT Animal Planet
22. Food Wars. There is a Food War raging in Pittsburg, Kansas. Chicken Annie’s and Chicken Mary’s are located on the same street less than one block from each other. Both claim to serve the best fried chicken in town. Host Camille Ford is on a mission to settle this feud and proclaim the fried chicken queen once and for all. 9:00 PM CT Travel Planet
23. Bad Girls Club. Reunion, part 1. Perez Hilton hosts this look back at season 4. 9:00 PM CT Oxygen
24. Little Miss Perfect. Newcomer 9-year-old Maggie is on a quest to try to win as many trophies as her mother, Kristi, has on display in their family home. Kristi, who believes in big hair and blue eyeshadow, coaches Maggie herself while Maggie’s grandmother, makes all of her outfits, just like she made Kristi’s. Veteran 10-year-old Taylor, has won tens of thousands of dollars in pageant and photo contest, is also an accomplished gymnast. Taylor will compete against her younger sister Madison, 9, for the first time, so her mom brings in a family friend to coach Madison. 9:00 PM CT WE
25. Tonight Show With Jay Leno. Tonight’s guests are Hugh Jackman, Betty White, and Collective Soul. 10:35 PM CT NBC
What’s Hot On TV Tonight – American Idol Top 12 Female Contestants
This is pretty much what we were waiting for. Sure the auditions were great, but they dragged on. We wanted to see Ellen DeGeneres on American Idol. And then we heard her and Simon weren’t getting along, but is it in the same way he and Paula Abdul didn’t get along, meaning it was all with a wink wink? We’ll get a chance to see tonight for the first time. Regrettably, it’s only an hour, when usually the first night of Hollywood is two hours. Perhpas their aim this year is to always leave us wanting more.
1. 31 Days of Oscar. To celebrate the upcoming Academy Awards, Turner Classic Movies is running 31 Days of Oscar, 360 films in all. Today they’re showing The Merry Widow, 42nd Street, Carefree, Topper Takes a Trip, My Favorite Wife, The Awful Truth, Artists & Models, Topper, Ruggles of Red Gap, One Hour With You, Gigi, An American In Paris, The Barkleys of Broadway, and Good News. Be sure to enter the contest to win an Oscar Party Prize Pack. Begins at 6:00 AM CT Turner Classic Movies
2. Oprah Winfrey. The Family of Amanda Knox, convicted of killing a roommate in Italy, speaks out. Syndicated, check local listings.
3. Winter Olympics: Women’s curling, men’s hockey. U.S. takes on China in women’s curling. 11:00 AM CT USA
4. Ellen DeGeneres Show. The guests today are Ewan McGregor, Gordon Ramsay, Shelby Dressel, and a women who helped a man having a heart attack while driving on an interestate highway Syndicated, check local listings.
5. Spotlight on Goldie Hawn. This month Encore is putting its spotlight on Goldie Hawn, today showing Everyone Says I Love You, Crisscross, Town & Country, Seems Like Old Times, Housesitter, and Bird On a Wire. Begins at 1:45 PM CT Encore
6. Winter Olympics: Speedskating, biathlon, freestyle skiing. The man’s 10,000m in speedskating, women’s 4×6km relay biathlon, and women’s ski cross in freestyle skiing. 2:00 PM CT NBC
7. Winter Olympics: Figure skating, bobsledding, skiing. women’s figure skating starts tonight with the short program, and we also bobsledding and skiing. 7:00 PM CT NBC
8. American Idol. The top telve female singers perform tonight. 7:00 PM CT Fox
9. River Cottage Treatment. People that exist on take out foods are shown some healthy alternatives, then end up operativing a stall that sells organic fare and preparing meals for local soccer fans. 7:00 PM CT Sundance Channel
10. Lost. Hurley wants Jack to go with him on an unspecified mission, and Sawyer runs into an old friend. 8:00 PM CT ABC
11. Wild Recon. Donald Schultz heads to the Costa Rican rainforests to finds poison dart frog samples, as well as those of several snake species, and a three-toed sloth. 8:00 PM CT Animal Planet
12. RuPaul’s Drag Race. The queens do celebrity inpersonatons on a TV Game show. Niecy Nash, Lisa Rinna, Alec Mapa, and Phoebe Price appear. 8:00 PM CT VH1
13. The Forgotten. When a woman’s body is found in a derailed train’s wreckage, the network looks into a secret society of roving nightclubs. 9:00 PM CT ABC
14. Southland. Season finale … of the NBC repeats. A gang member is found ead outside of Dodger Stadium, and Lydia ends up taking in Janilla into her home to be sure she remains protected. Salinger is upset he’s growing further apart from his daughter. Next week brand new episodes begin. 9:00 PM CT TNT
15. White Collar. Neal’s old nemesis puts forth a challenge to recreate a rare bottle of wine onced owned by Ben Franklin, and Peter steps in to help. 9:00 PM CT USA
16. Millionaire Matchmaker. Patti takes on former-client to see if she can find him love a second time around. But Patti is nervous that the cocky, over-confident bachelor hasn’t changed his ways – including his infamous referral to himself in the third person! Patti’s other client this week proves to be a handful as well when he expresses his laundry-list of the perfect woman. But when Patti presses him on his expectation for religious values and sex, he gets defensive;. 9:00 PM CT Bravo
17. Winter Olympics: Women’s curling. U.S. takes on Switzerland, the team that won silver in both of the last Olympics. 7:00 PM CT NBC
18. Little Couple. With Bill and Jen moving into a temporary rental, it gets hectic when Bill loses his watch and Rocky gets loos in the new neighborhood. 9:00 PM CT TLC
19. Bad Girls Club. Highlights of season 4. 9:00 PM CT Oxygen
What’s Hot On TV Tonight - Daughtry, No Doubt, and Paula Perform!

American Idol will definitely be hot tonight. First, we’ll have performances from Daughtry, who was eliminated in final four surprisingly during his season, No Doubt, and Paula Abdul, who is promoting a new single. Either way, even if she’s good, I think Paula will get flak from everyone for that bold move. Then we’ll see someone voted out, and after last week, I wouldn’t be surprised by anything, but I think Adam Lambert is the only safe one, feeling his fans will keep him well-protected this week.
1. Regis and Kelly. Telecast from Miami Beach, today’s guests are Rob Lowe, the Marlins Manatees, and Matt Giraud, last seen on Ellen on Monday. He was amazing on there, will he do the same today for Reeg and Kelly? Syndicated, check local listings.
2. The View. Guests include Judge Judy Sheindlin, Justin Chambers, and the men of the hour Twitter cofounders Biz Stone and Evan Williams. 10:00 AM CT ABC
3. College Road Trip. This movie is on my mind a lot with my son being a high school sophomore and current discussions sometimes center around what and where. I have promised him I will not act like Martin Lawrence here. Find out more in my review at Film Monthly. 10:30 AM CT Starz West
4. You Don’t Mess With the Zohan. It’s not a bad movie and has some laughs, but it gets a little insulting at times. Yet, it has a good message if you really look for it. 1:55 PM CT Starz
What’s Hot On TV Tonight - 2/7 = 28.5%

After the big Save on Matt Giraud last week, we’re going to lose two on American Idol tonight. It didn’t seem like a lot when there were 13 and we first heard about the Save, but at 7 left, it’s a lot. 2 out of 7 is 28%%, so we’ll be losing more than a quarter of our finalists tonight. Applying the math to it makes it a little different doesn’t it? I think Lil has to be one of the two, and the other person will be someone that has been in the bottom three before, meaning Matt, Anoop, or Allison. If I was a betting woman, which I’m not because I always lose, I’d bet on Anoop and Lil.
1. About Last Night. Yet another 80s classic, which I think is pretty definitive of young relationships form that time. 9:30 AM CT Oxygen
2. The Bonnie Hunt Show. A 9-year-old has tips for Earth Day, and the guests include Kunal Nayyar, and best of all, Mary Tyler Moore. She was such an important part of my growing up, from The Dick Van Dyke Show to The Mary Tyler Moore Show. She’s the quintessential woman that had it all. 2:00 PM CT NBC
3. Scrubs. After J.D. makes peace with Kim, he finds she’s dating Eliot’s ex. Turk asks the staff at the Sacred Heart to help him go after a promotion. 7:00 PM CT ABC
4. America’s Next Top Model. We’re in Sao Paulo, Brazil, tonight, as the aspiring models go on a scavenger hunt, testing their navigation skills. They need navigation skills to be a model? Check in later in the week for a detailed recap of tonight’s show at the Reality Shack main site. 7:00 PM CT CW




